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05-20-2026, 02:35 PM
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Tempted to hit up the Mexican place down the street and that would involve some Modello or margaritas.
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05-20-2026, 02:39 PM
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Go to a cheap bar you bum. Sitting around drinking by yourself at home is depressing.
05-20-2026, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
What, I should go to the bar by myself and make small talk with the middle age mexican server and pretend she likes me? No thx🤣🤣🤣
Go to a cheap bar you bum. Sitting around drinking by yourself at home is depressing.
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05-20-2026, 02:44 PM
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Sky vodka 1 liter
05-20-2026, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
See the Mexican place I go to has this 23-year-old blonde HBB latina behind the bar most days.
What, I should go to the bar by myself and make small talk with the middle age mexican server and pretend she likes me? No thx🤣🤣🤣
I'm learning to speak Spanish now. Srs.
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05-20-2026, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
I was actually making fun of Oliver for his gay stories at the, bar not you. 23yo blonde latina sounds nice though👍🏼👍🏼
See the Mexican place I go to has this 23-year-old blonde HBB latina behind the bar most days.
I'm learning to speak Spanish now. Srs.
I'm learning to speak Spanish now. Srs.
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05-20-2026, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I feel like most of the people in this place have some sort of gay bar to gay gay bar story.
I was actually making fun of Oliver for his gay stories at the, bar not you
We just had a double ban from a dick thread.
Anyway, how do you say "can I scoop salsa out of your asshole with this tortilla chip" in Mexican?
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05-20-2026, 02:49 PM
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Strong reading material
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05-20-2026, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
There are bars with normal people hanging out at 5pm
What, I should go to the bar by myself and make small talk with the middle age mexican server and pretend she likes me? No thx🤣🤣🤣
05-20-2026, 02:51 PM
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so much for ur cut u fat nger
05-20-2026, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I hang out in lots of bars at 5 pm and it's all boomers. Young sloots are all out enjoying life, they don't bother with bars. At best they do a club or one of those loud places that serve wings.
There are bars with normal people hanging out at 5pm
Absolute best case scenario you'll get some mid-40s divorced sloot.
Are you going to a bar to talk to men? Phaggot.
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05-20-2026, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Chiraq⏩
180 calories of liquor and beer, but i've cut my carbs back by the same amount of calories. If it fits your macros!!!
Strong Wednesday cut
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05-20-2026, 02:58 PM
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I drank some 30 calorie Poppi today.
I try not to but it was a hot day and I was grilling and that shit was refreshing.
I try not to but it was a hot day and I was grilling and that shit was refreshing.
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05-20-2026, 03:00 PM
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05-20-2026, 03:02 PM
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Looks like a nice space you got there, mirin hard.
Maybe I'll have some whiskey.
Maybe I'll have some whiskey.
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Mirin the Buds. I'm drinking natty ice
05-20-2026, 03:51 PM
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Well, I don’t drink. Certifiable alcoholic.
I’ll take a hit though.
I’ll take a hit though.
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05-20-2026, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Have you never done physical labor at home and drank beer? You sound gay. My best home projects have been when ripping beers. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
Go to a cheap bar you bum. Sitting around drinking by yourself at home is depressing.
05-20-2026, 04:05 PM
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Just had some watermelon, so not thirsty unless @MichelleLnne wants to talk about her feet. Was going to throw a steak on the grill but the elves can't decide if they want it to rain or not. So it's on and off.
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Not even that jump on the sticks and game with the bros and drink beers. or shit even if i'm miscing and i got a beer, i'm drinking.
Have you never done physical labor at home and drank beer? You sound gay. My best home projects have been when ripping beers. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
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05-20-2026, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
That's actually what I was doing.I'm prepping my floor for LVP. After that, i'm building a deck to cover the back patio, which is concrete slabs which I hate
Have you never done physical labor at home and drank beer? You sound gay. My best home projects have been when ripping beers. (Super Duper Ded fkn Srs)
Had my wood staining table project come out pretty good

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05-20-2026, 04:19 PM
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See I'm definitely not Bonobo as the Kunt has a nicer abode than me.
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05-20-2026, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells⏩
das it mane, Vodka is basedd
Sky vodka 1 liter
05-20-2026, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
same here...
Coke Zero. Don’t drink anymore. When I got drunk I’d always buy drugs
since I don't drink anymore, I just buy the drugs sober.
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05-20-2026, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
There are definitely young sloots sitting on patios at 5pm. You can start at a bar nearby and rip a few shots to get that liquid courage, then juts absolutely feast being the guy who is extra talkative at the happy hour patio.
I hang out in lots of bars at 5 pm and it's all boomers. Young sloots are all out enjoying life, they don't bother with bars. At best they do a club or one of those loud places that serve wings.
Absolute best case scenario you'll get some mid-40s divorced sloot.
Are you going to a bar to talk to men? Phaggot.
Absolute best case scenario you'll get some mid-40s divorced sloot.
Are you going to a bar to talk to men? Phaggot.
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