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post 10000250654 Yesterday, 07:07 PM
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The Dinner Johnvee Could Be Eating

If he only decided to be a productive member of society.



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post 10000250658 Yesterday, 07:09 PM
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You, him, and @explosiveMidget are all fat. I'm pretty sure the food is all doing the same job.
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post 10000250660 Yesterday, 07:11 PM
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white rice spikes his blood sugar, cant do it
post 10000250664 Yesterday, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
white rice spikes his blood sugar, cant do it
Insulin hypothesis is bullshit
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post 10000250667 Yesterday, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You, him, and @explosiveMidget are all fat. I'm pretty sure the food is all doing the same job.
Yo bitch I ain't fat I'm just big boned

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post 10000250668 Yesterday, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Insulin hypothesis is bullshit
No. He's right. But it tastes great.

Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You, him, and @explosiveMidget are all fat. I'm pretty sure the food is all doing the same job.
They're both fatter than me. And that's all that matters.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000250670 Yesterday, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
No. He's right. But it tastes great.



They're both fatter than me. And that's all that matters.
Not you, him.
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post 10000250671 Yesterday, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
No. He's right. But it tastes great.



They're both fatter than me. And that's all that matters.
Fake news
post 10000250672 Yesterday, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Yo bitch I ain't fat I'm just big boned

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I love you. Which is why I can't lie to you. Your fingers have little double chins. That's not good.
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post 10000250690 Yesterday, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Insulin hypothesis is bullshit
tell me more
post 10000250699 Yesterday, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩
tell me more
No.
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post 10000250700 Yesterday, 07:44 PM
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Very unseasoned for a black person.
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
No.
fuck you then

insulin is real
post 10000250710 Yesterday, 07:52 PM
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Theres no way you got as fat as you are with those portion sizes.
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post 10000250711 Yesterday, 07:53 PM
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60g meat, 5 snow peas, a third of a carrot and half a plate of rice?
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Theres no way you got as fat as you are with those portion sizes.
I was thinking the same John. That’s like 500 cals. He must be eating 6-8 of those portions a day
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000250716 Yesterday, 07:55 PM
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Looks unseasoned
post 10000250723 Yesterday, 07:58 PM
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First of 5 plates no doubt
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john vee would rather get g0yslop delivered to him. he's too lazy to cook, and too busy with 12 hours a day of vidya and smoking cigarettes.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
I was thinking the same John. That’s like 500 cals. He must be eating 6-8 of those portions a day
He probably sleepwalks and has like 6 chocolate bars and a bag of chips at 2 AM.
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post 10000250727 Yesterday, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
He probably sleepwalks and has like 6 chocolate bars and a bag of chips at 2 AM.
It slipped and fell in his mouth. He dindu muffin
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
I was thinking the same John. That’s like 500 cals. He must be eating 6-8 of those portions a day
Last time Johnvee tried to "measure" the amount of calories in a meal I posted, he was off by like 900 calories. He's so fat that 1300 cals of food is a light snack to him.

He also keeps ducking me when I challenge him, which should be easy to win because I'm fatter than him, or so he says.

Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
And yet you won't accept the ban bet I proposed, which you would win by simply showing that you're less fat than me, which should be easy considering I'm 320lbs, as you say.



It's 8oz of yuca, and 11oz of cooked pork. Which comes in at about 1300 cals. Johvee is such a fat ass, that he thinks that's a small portion.
Johnvee needs to get his fat ass a job.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Last time Johnvee tried to "measure" the amount of calories in a meal I posted, he was off by like 900 calories. He's so fat that 1300 cals of food is a light snack to him.

He also keeps ducking me when I challenge him, which should be easy to win because I'm fatter than him, or so he says.



Johnvee needs to get his fat ass a job.
He's disabled he can't work
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I ate this
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
He's disabled he can't work
Godfrd is technically disabled too because of his weight, I admire him because he still works despite being 320 lbs.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Godfrd is technically disabled too because of his weight, I admire him because he still works despite being 320 lbs.
That's some disability that allows you to play videogames all day on a computer but makes you too retarded to work a job on a computer. Meanwhile people with Downs have full time jobs.
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Originally Posted By hairislife⏩
I ate this

Paneer butter chicken?
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Theres no way you got as fat as you are with those portion sizes.
To be fair to him, he's going out of his way to take pictures and you have to portion it smaller to make it look aesthetic. If you took the same food in the actual portion size and heaped it on a plate, it would taste just as good but it wouldn't look as aesthetic.

But the thing is that I doubt that the portion sizes are what makes him fat. If you're eating home cooked whole foods, I don't see how you can get in enough calories to get fat, even if you're eating as much as you want and using fatty cuts of meat and being liberal with the rice. The volume of food in whole foods is just too much and the calorie density isn't high enough.

As a personal example, when I tried dirty bulking in college with an unlimited meal plan, I was eating as much food as I could and chugging protein shakes in whole milk with peanut butter but I never got past 220lbs. Another example is Matt London got up to 270lbs but he was eating a jar of peanut butter a day. To get into the upper 200s, you really need to be force feeding or eating junk and probably adding liquid calories on top of that. You really have to go out of your way, it doesn't just happen by accident so something definitely isn't adding up if Godfrd is saying his main diet is home cooked stuff.
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