Beta/Cringe thread

03-17-2013, 10:31 PM

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#6091

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Originally Posted By HYD⏩

LOL this kid has been messaging my gf for weeks. Messages including:

-"hey beautiful I was looking at your pictures and your eyes stole my heart."
-"have you ever had good sex? i can show you" ...... WOT?
-"you are so pretty I wish I had a gf with such prettyness"
-"are you good at giving bj?" ... lol at grammar.

pics of kid

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.n...75059135_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.n...80057459_n.jpg

This guy is begging to be trolled, please deliver.

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03-17-2013, 11:17 PM

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#6092

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Originally Posted By Cjjlpsp⏩

He's not trolling, and he's in jail for possession of child pornography

Originally Posted By burlyman619⏩

Wait, what? You srs brah?

Originally Posted By iBundy⏩

lmfao

"stop being tsundere"

Oh lawd, the humanity. These people make me want to live in isolation.

Originally Posted By stardawg⏩

Open in new tab for big.

Turns out the dude was into hardcore child porn.

i remember the first time i read that FBI report i lost my **** at all of his statuses. but yes it wasnt just child porn, he was a sick phuck which is why i believe all the brony fleshlight shiit

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* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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03-17-2013, 11:22 PM

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#6093

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03-17-2013, 11:58 PM

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#6094

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[QUOTE=ducktales post_id=1041187693][img]http://i.imgur.com/4N6OyNw.jpg[img][/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/4Sdwx.gif[/img]

03-18-2013, 01:03 AM

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#6095

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03-18-2013, 01:10 AM

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#6096

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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩

LOL leave it to japan...

03-18-2013, 01:17 AM

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#6097

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Originally Posted By Rouhanibrah⏩

i remember the first time i read that FBI report i lost my **** at all of his statuses. but yes it wasnt just child porn, he was a sick phuck which is why i believe all the brony fleshlight shiit

I was reading the criminal paperwork and was just thinking "poor sick phuck" until I saw the part where he talked about adopting a little girl, that's a line that he shouldn't have crossed. Now if he tried to adopt a little girl, I'd execute him myself.

What makes people this weird?

03-18-2013, 01:27 AM

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#6098

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Originally Posted By JoeM83⏩

HOLY FUAKKKKKKKKK READING THAT GAVE ME A HEARTATTACK

It's bad enough she gave another guy a BJ right in front of him but to then show him the cum in her mouth just to swallow it was literally adding insult to injury, I guess at least she didn't walk up and kiss him. Honestly, a girl does that to you, what can you do? I don't believe in hitting women but there are extreme cases where I couldn't blame a guy. I would just walk away and act as though she doesn't exist. No contact/deny her existence.

03-18-2013, 01:28 AM

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#6099

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-I ran a Tough Mudder last year
-One of the obstacles was an ice pool,aka Artic Enema, that we had to dive into to
- I dived,swam and came out
-Can't feel **** except faint pain in groin
-My feels return. Stinging sensation in penis
-Crowd.Cameras.Everywhere
-brb 6'3 homie with hands fumbling about in pants.
-Realize artic enema has shrank and made penor recede.wtf am i holding.
-brb emergency resuscitation on penor.
-Success. Continue tough mudder with jimmies unrustled.
-A year later, this thread has brought back said stingy feels
-brb resuscitating

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03-18-2013, 01:50 AM

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#6100

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Incoming Peasants!!!!!!!!!Incoming Peasants!!!!!!!!!

and yes im pretty sure hes srs

Originally Posted By GoldenArmKid⏩

Cosplay (コスプレ kosupure?), short for costume play, is a type of performance art in which participants wear costumes and accessories to represent a specific character or idea. Cosplayers often interact to create a subculture centered on role play. A broader use of the term "cosplay" applies to any costumed role play in venues apart from the stage, regardless of the cultural context.

Alright brahs ITT we talk about anything and everything cosplay.

Just so everyone understands that I ain't fukkin around I'll start with some pics that may be relevant to thy interests...

Revy from Black Lagoon

Masane Amaha from Witchblade

A couple of Cammy cosplayers (from Street Fighter) side-by-side comparisons

Tifa from Final fantasy 7

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Jessica Nigri cosplaying dat dere Lollipop Chainsaw

Some paid models doing "professional" cosplay/advertisement for when Mortal Kombat 2011 was about to come out
Kitana

Sonya Blade

Mileena

fui quod es, eris quod sum

03-18-2013, 01:58 AM

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#6101

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lost my vcard to a 8/10 girl that was in a good modeling agency.
never talk afterwards
2 months later I have a vivid dream about her
right as i wake up I remember every detail of my dream and write it down in a message and sent it to her hoping i'd get a good response back.
ends up blocking me an hour later, felt like chit and now I feel like chit again.

03-18-2013, 03:29 AM

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#6102

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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩

I was reading the criminal paperwork and was just thinking "poor sick phuck" until I saw the part where he talked about adopting a little girl, that's a line that he shouldn't have crossed. Now if he tried to adopt a little girl, I'd execute him myself.

What makes people this weird?

i dont know brah, but just be glad you're normal

Originally Posted By DreamOnAdonis⏩

lost my vcard to a 8/10 girl that was in a good modeling agency.
never talk afterwards
2 months later I have a vivid dream about her
right as i wake up I remember every detail of my dream and write it down in a message and sent it to her hoping i'd get a good response back.
ends up blocking me an hour later, felt like chit and now I feel like chit again.

we've all been there or done something similar brah. as long as you learnt from it and became more of a man from it then who gives a phuck

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* been to jail crew *
* broke out of jail crew *
* stalk my future wife without breaking the rules of my restraining order crew *
* fantasize being the father of a family by photoshopping my face on the father in the family portrait crew *
* drink the blood of 100 virgins before i can be called a man crew * status - 87/100
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ChelseaFC

03-18-2013, 05:04 AM

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#6103

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Fukk man this thread makes me want to go out and do some alpha sheeet just to make up for all the betaness

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03-18-2013, 06:29 AM

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#6104

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Originally Posted By ducktales⏩

Holy ****, I read the first post of that, that was seriously his second text?

brb going back and reading thread

03-18-2013, 07:02 AM

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#6105

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Originally Posted By GuybrushThreepwood⏩

And this guys just a complete *******

Cringed hard just on 1st page

eat with mouth open crew
pick nose and flick crew
piss in the shower crew
piss backwards crew
poo in public pools crew
chit with the door open crew
follow through when fart crew
talk through crews crew

03-18-2013, 07:03 AM

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#6106

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fcuk man why did I come back here?

03-18-2013, 07:45 AM

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#6107

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... Why?

03-18-2013, 08:36 AM

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#6108

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03-18-2013, 09:37 AM

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#6109

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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩

Dont know if this dude has been posted yet .... So sad and miserable :\

Fuark that second video made me sad as phuck.
Alone on your phucking birthday signing together with a anime character.....

03-18-2013, 10:12 AM

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#6110

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03-18-2013, 10:12 AM

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#6111

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Originally Posted By Skeletor666⏩

If there was ever a time in my life where I wanted to hit a woman until she died, it would be now...jeffries are in cardiac arrest

***Indonesian Brah***
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Madridista/Philly Eagles/LAkers/LA Galaxy/Persija "The Jak Mania"
Finer Things in Life Crew: Cologne, Scotch, Wristwatch, Wetshave, Coffee Crews
Part of the Fallen 337 and the Brave 767 Crew

03-18-2013, 10:13 AM

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#6112

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Oh lawd.

03-18-2013, 10:14 AM

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#6113

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Holy. Fukking. Chit.

03-18-2013, 10:18 AM

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#6114

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03-18-2013, 10:22 AM

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#6115

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^ be mine girlfriend?

03-18-2013, 10:23 AM

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#6116

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Love this guy lol.

03-18-2013, 10:34 AM

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#6117

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melissa will you be mine girlfriend?

03-18-2013, 10:50 AM

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#6118

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Originally Posted By ducktales⏩

lulz aware

Door Gunner - GET SOME!!
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17C is so hot right now crew

03-18-2013, 10:53 AM

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#6119

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Between those "The Effects of Emasculation" videos and that stupid Kasey Locksworth FB post, I don't even....Oh well seen enough beta for the day. I can only handle 10 pages of this at a time lol Time to lift!