[QUOTE=BrutalEnfilade post_id=1110360073][video=youtube;-KE7breF2u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KE7breF2u4[video]

Kids from my old highschool lmao.

Fuh dat chit ***** naw[/QUOTE]Nice Aeropostale shirt

I remember 8th grade

40 year old virgin neckbeards dream. You know you are a fcuking slob when you let coke mold ffs

Nah, I'm just stumped on how he found a vid with 7 views.

Which automatically eliminates him from any sort of criticism? Does having a cute gf stop his videos from sucking?

******** made me cringe this morning.


Girl status- :'(

Guy1

Guy2-keep your head up princess don't want your tiara falling

guy3-you are way to pretty to be frowning

girl- awww thanks


guy 2 just rustled my jimmies with that one. straight redneck creeper too

can't post pics, but girl is 5-6/10 not even worthy of posting.

just thought i'd share the cringe

fukdatsh!tni99anah.

fukking LOL at the toilet scene! "aw i love to poop" dat accent

More like funny than cirngy, but that escalated quickly.

Geez that really did ^^

lol typical miscer.

lol'd at alpha on okcupid not getting immediate response. ****ing sl00t

pretty sure the dude who made that beat went to high school with me unless its a different june beats

The guy earns millions off his youtube videos and has a hot girlfriend. Not beta in the slightest

I think that you're confused as to what constitutes an alpha and a beta, srsly. This guy makes ****gy azz videos that only semi-retarded 12-year old's could enjoy. If your profession is acting like a retard, I'll go ahead and wager that there's a 99% chance that you either hate your job or are an actual retard. Nothing alpha about that.

And, everybody knows that bishes follow money, so nothing alpha about that.

Yeah, I'm a hater.

How about stop giving a **** whether people are "alpha" or "beta". The dude's happy, successful and has millions of people who like him and enjoy what he does. If that's beta then I'd happily be beta as ****.

(For the record I don't watch his videos and from the few vids I've seen I find him pretty annoying, so I'm not being biased here)

We're in a 'BETA' thread, so maybe alpha vs. beta does carry some importance here. So, thank you for your insightful comment, o' pasty chav, but I'll keep hating on that annoying, beta penor-sucking waste of life, nomisayin?

What the hell is this guy doing,

First Message -> 3:16 -> You are beautiful, you want to meet up, sweety.
Last Message -> 3:39 -> You ****ing ****, stupid bitch.


23 Minutes? Holy chit bro

lost it at 5 20 "its because im touching you"

[QUOTE=AlexisRay post_id=1110868443]What the hell is this guy doing,

First Message -> 3:16 -> You are beautiful, you want to meet up, sweety.
Last Message -> 3:39 -> You ****ing ****, stupid bitch.


23 Minutes? Holy chit bro

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QM0hIXZ.gif[][/QUOTE]
hahahahahaha this one was gold, will rep u when im off r/c brother

Excited to see this girl I like. We had a short fling a few months back. She blew off plans one time and I acted butthurt then went soft on her and she didn't want me anymore. Few weeks back she shows up at my work and we talk, she seems interested again, rubbing, touching me more then necessary. I say we should talk again but don't make set plans or push the envelope. She seems receptive. I am scheduled to work where she works at (we work in a mall) in two weeks so I decide ill hit her up then if I don't hear from her before. Text exchange follows:

Me: u work today?
Her: yeah but I'm at the beach (store by the beach)
Me: they move you out of the mall? I'm workin cbad today.
Her: yeah I'm out of the mall finally
Me: nice congrats. Kinda wish you were here today tho wanted to say wutup!

No reply. Cry and die. Oh yah, and to try and get over this girl when we stopped talking I had sex with a 32 year old Korean women who gave me herpes. So really it's neither here nor there.

Anyway just thought I'd contribute.

Oh ****, thats the girl? I remember your thread. I also remember you didn't get the actual test results back...hope it goes well. Even if its positive it isnt the end of the world.

I'll post some more.

Gf of about a year at the time
Gf gets blackout
Jumps into bed with male roommate during party
We get in fight after I bring her to her room
She tells me to leave and never come back
See roommate come and comfort her
Go back inside and see them hooking up in his bed
Walk in room to stop them and guy says to me "dude seriously?"
Asks me to hit him and I say I'm not going to
He calls police saying I'm trespassing. Gf is crying into her other roommates arms (female)
I leave
Go back in morning and see gf back in his bed through his window (apartment complex)
Wait a few hours then come back and knock on her window
She tells me to go away
I'm still pounding on the window, upstairs neighbors telling me to **** off
She finally opens window
I say I know she's going through a hard time right now, ask her wtf happened
She claims nothing
We stay together (I beg for her back)
She keeps living in that apartment with the guy for 7 more months I'm not allowed over
Finally lets me come over
Me and guy get in fight
Charges pressed
I had to deal with court stuff for months
600 dollar fine and a battery charge 3 years probation
Gf moves in with me for next 6 months
We make teary goodbye as she leaves to go up north for school
5 days after she leaves I run into her other old roommates at bar
Find out she was cheating on me with the guy for the entire rest of time she lived there
Cheated on me with a diff roommate who lived there before him
She texts me a few weeks later, we were trying no contact
I don't bring it up continue to comfort her and try to help settle her into new place she lives (6 hours away)
Eventually stop talking for 3 weeks
I hit her up after her bday
She doesn't want anything to do with me
Tells me she doesn't love me we never had a future together
I go into deep depression beg for her back
She continues to tell me to **** off
Month or two later she hits me up apologizing for "treating me horrible our entire relationship"
I tell her it's fine and I wouldn't change a thing, will always cherish the good memories
She keeps texting me, misses me
I finally don't reply to a picture she sends me of a hotel we stayed at on vacation one time
Haven't heard from her since
Still miss her

Do I win?

guy looks confident
dances better than 99% of the misc
assume the girl will join in

not cringe

Yah it feels bad man. Not sure if in context what i said is super beta or if shes just a total bitch. Little combo of both i think. And thanks for the well wishes. No results back. Not holding out much hope though.

[QUOTE=BrutalEnfilade post_id=1110360073][video=youtube;-KE7breF2u4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KE7breF2u4[video]

Kids from my old highschool lmao.

Fuh dat chit ***** naw[/QUOTE]scooby pls

Your thread made me ignore a sloot that had been texting me. gj batman, you are the hero gotham needs. sorry bout the herps.

holy fukkkk dude yes u win this thread. one of the most beta/cringe things in the past few pages forsure. hopefully this is just a story and is not true tho...

It took all my strength to sit through this.



That minecraft eye of the tiger video was pretty fkn cringe worthy too..