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post 1444912073 05-30-2016, 07:02 AM
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Fake package, testicles, pics, revenge story

Cliffs:
*OP had 2 packages stolen from communal entrance to appartment block.
*E-mailed neighbours and found others have had packages stolen.
*Shat in an envelope and sealed it up ready for thief to steal.
*Chickened out of plan as the package smelled of chit even tho I had taped it up really well (couldn't leave it in communal area all day in the heat)
*Neighbour snapped pic of guy in hoodie gaining access to block via trade entry button.
*OP has friend who works at animal rescue centre
*Friend acquired set of dog testicles from newly neutered spaniel
*Op puts testicles in package along with printed out pic of thief and leaves infront of mailboxes

*And now we wait........


parcel thief


parcel
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post 1444912233 05-30-2016, 07:03 AM
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beautiful fingers op
post 1444912333 05-30-2016, 07:04 AM
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wait, you're a woman?
lmao @ situation
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post 1444912353 05-30-2016, 07:04 AM
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gl catching that mother ****er.
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post 1444912383 05-30-2016, 07:04 AM
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post 1444912413 05-30-2016, 07:04 AM
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Mirin well manicured fingers
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post 1444912453 05-30-2016, 07:05 AM
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in????



edit:

We’re all gonna make it.
post 1444912563 05-30-2016, 07:06 AM
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Pics of envelope

and by envelope I mean INSIDE the envelope

IN.
post 1444912603 05-30-2016, 07:06 AM
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[QUOTE=YeahImMad post_id=1444912073][b]I have a pic of the testicles but first want to know I won't be banned, mods pls advise[/b]

Cliffs:
*OP had 2 packages stolen from communal entrance to appartment block.
*E-mailed neighbours and found others have had packages stolen.
*Shat in an envelope and sealed it up ready for thief to steal.
*Chickened out of plan as the package smelled of chit even tho I had taped it up really well (couldn't leave it in communal area all day in the heat)
*Neighbour snapped pic of guy in hoodie gaining access to block via trade entry button.
*OP has friend who works at animal rescue centre
*Friend acquired set of dog testicles from newly neutered spaniel
*Op puts testicles in package along with printed out pic of thief and leaves inform of mailboxes

*And now we wait........

[img]http://i.imgur.com/HUHpNDo.jpg[/img
parcel thief

[img]http://i.imgur.com/UaRq7xt.jpg[/img
parcel[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/Am3gaVW.gif[/img]
fist yourself
post 1444912663 05-30-2016, 07:07 AM
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Put ur fingers in my butt
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post 1444912813 05-30-2016, 07:09 AM
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Holy fuk this is fantastic
post 1444913083 05-30-2016, 07:12 AM
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Epic, looking forward to results

I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1444913173 05-30-2016, 07:13 AM
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Fukin in.

wtf at chitting in an envelope? Why not get some dog chit or something. The idea of putting your own chit into an envelope is weird.

OP where are you from?
post 1444913313 05-30-2016, 07:13 AM
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[QUOTE=dizzin9 post_id=1444912453]in????



edit:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2UYLhN9.gif[img][/QUOTE]Fukk that's the best in.gif i've ever seen
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post 1444913383 05-30-2016, 07:14 AM
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How could a woman do such heinous things? You shat in an envelope? Nahhh mane
post 1444913473 05-30-2016, 07:15 AM
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I hope the thief touches the dog balls. Possibly a blind grab in the package resulting in a squish. GL & stay safe
post 1444913573 05-30-2016, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
Fukin in.

wtf at chitting in an envelope? Why not get some dog chit or something. The idea of putting your own chit into an envelope is weird.

OP where are you from?
I don't have a dog and I'm not picking up random dog chit complete with flies and maggots off the street. Also I was going to put it with a note saying 'don't steal my chit', and if it wasn't my chit it wouldn't have the same ring to it...
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post 1444913643 05-30-2016, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
*Shat in an envelope and sealed it up ready for thief to steal.
This is why I misc
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post 1444913683 05-30-2016, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩
OP where are you from?
looks like UK based on the perp
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1444913783 05-30-2016, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
I don't have a dog and I'm not picking up random dog chit complete with flies and maggots off the street. Also I was going to put it with a note saying 'don't steal my chit', and if it wasn't my chit it wouldn't have the same ring to it...
Could have backfired tremendously if you made him mad enough lmao
post 1444913943 05-30-2016, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
I don't have a dog and I'm not picking up random dog chit complete with flies and maggots off the street. Also I was going to put it with a note saying 'don't steal my chit', and if it wasn't my chit it wouldn't have the same ring to it...
Lol @ message. What does the testicle note say?
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post 1444914023 05-30-2016, 07:20 AM
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spot for sale

spot sold to aspca spay and nueter clinics.. Get your animals nuetered today

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post 1444914033 05-30-2016, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By 5htp⏩
looks like UK based on the perp
confirm, UK
Originally Posted By Starred⏩
Could have backfired tremendously if you made him mad enough lmao
ikr, I had horrible visions of him getting in a rage and smearing the poop all over the walls etc. Imagine coming home and seeing that, knowing it was my poop too
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post 1444914073 05-30-2016, 07:21 AM
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Gonna be the only testicles OP ever handles.
post 1444914093 05-30-2016, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ppscalzo⏩
Lol @ message. What does the testicle note say?
The note should read: "The last person who stole from this building doesn't have the balls to do it anymore."
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post 1444914143 05-30-2016, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By ppscalzo⏩
Lol @ message. What does the testicle note say?
No written note, I thought it would be more sinister to just have a printout of his pic alongside the severed bollocks
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post 1444914183 05-30-2016, 07:22 AM
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Lol @ your apartment block not having a secure area. That immigrant of peace is probably weel known and you let it occur several times? GL with deliveries from now on.
post 1444914203 05-30-2016, 07:22 AM
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In.
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Edit: SPOT SOLD TO

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post 1444914313 05-30-2016, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Malakaibeats⏩
The note should read: "The last person who stole from this building doesn't have the balls to do it anymore."
That would have been beautiful.
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
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