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post 1444952283 05-30-2016, 12:17 PM
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Where the fuk are you keeping these? The smell as they decompose must be terrific.

Also - where is the sh!t stained tomato punnet and toilet roll? Please don't tell me they're festering in the bin.

Holy gag!
fist yourself
post 1444952483 05-30-2016, 12:19 PM
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#92
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In.
post 1444953623 05-30-2016, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Where the fuk are you keeping these? The smell as they decompose must be terrific.

Also - where is the sh!t stained tomato punnet and toilet roll? Please don't tell me they're festering in the bin.

Holy gag!
The bollocks are now in the envelope addressed to Hugh Watmeight and will be waiting for Mr Dindu to steal tomorrow (as you know, today was a bank holiday so no post).

The original poo package and all paraphernalia associated with it (tomato punnet and toilet roll tube) are safely in a park bin well away from my flat
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post 1444953883 05-30-2016, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
The bollocks are now in the envelope addressed to Hugh Watmeight and will be waiting for Mr Dindu to steal tomorrow (as you know, today was a bank holiday so no post).

The original poo package and all paraphernalia associated with it (tomato punnet and toilet roll tube) are safely in a park bin well away from my flat
Can't believe you actually chit in an envelope. Fkn lulz, wonder what the thief thinks when he opens a package of balls
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1444954403 05-30-2016, 12:32 PM
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#95
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Originally Posted By yeahimmad⏩
oh my gawd
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post 1444954823 05-30-2016, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By weswww⏩
beautiful fingers op
wonder what it feels like to have them wrap around your dink
post 1444955053 05-30-2016, 12:35 PM
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Noticed OPs posts for a while

the first legitimately entertaining female miscer I have seen
post 1444955813 05-30-2016, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Qward⏩
Noticed OPs posts for a while

the first legitimately entertaining female miscer I have seen
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post 1444955843 05-30-2016, 12:40 PM
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post 1444955853 05-30-2016, 12:40 PM
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Wtf. In
post 1444956933 05-30-2016, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
Absolutely lost it
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post 1444957663 05-30-2016, 12:52 PM
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This is ****ing hilarious.

Good job OP
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post 1444958013 05-30-2016, 12:54 PM
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OP put antrax in the envelope. Will rep.

Ps. OP is a really classic english lady like from the old times.
post 1444958093 05-30-2016, 12:55 PM
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#104
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Strong everything ITT.
PUREBLOOD CREW
post 1444959263 05-30-2016, 01:01 PM
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Nasty yet intriguing all at the same time. You UK miscers remember this if you ever fuk around on her.
post 1444959753 05-30-2016, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
alien babies?
post 1444959833 05-30-2016, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
The bollocks are now in the envelope addressed to Hugh Watmeight and will be waiting for Mr Dindu to steal tomorrow
This has to be the funniest sentence ever written by a female miscer.
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
post 1444960093 05-30-2016, 01:07 PM
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#108
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[QUOTE=YeahImMad post_id=1444948013][img]https://i.imgur.com/e3dX3Ps.jpg[img][/QUOTE][img]http://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/3xQvrUOPTnycCnkvQUOZ_Shaq%20Sees%20a%20Dunk.gif[/img]
NY:Knicks-Giants-Yankees
post 1444960533 05-30-2016, 01:10 PM
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Reps for the person that printed the photos out for you?
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post 1444961103 05-30-2016, 01:13 PM
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#110
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1444962273 05-30-2016, 01:20 PM
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#111
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Mirin,hope they catch him
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post 1444966533 05-30-2016, 01:45 PM
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Inb4 ban srs
Disclaimer: All posts, statements, remarks and threads made by this user are fictional and/or satirical in nature and should not to be taken seriously and are not an accurate representation of this user's personality or beliefs.

Go outside and play.
Open your mind.
post 1444969193 05-30-2016, 02:02 PM
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You are phucking disgusting, christ.
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post 1444969563 05-30-2016, 02:04 PM
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#114
  1. YeahImMad
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Originally Posted By RobElite⏩
You are phucking disgusting, christ.
Negged
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post 1444971123 05-30-2016, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Well basically I shat in an empty plastic tomato punnet and then used an empty cardboard toilet roll to scoop it out and deposit it into a jiffy bag which was lined with plastic bubble wrap. Yes it was disgusting and I wouldn't recommend.
I cannot fap to this
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

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post 1444971153 05-30-2016, 02:14 PM
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lol just get a canary....get a good pic of his face. Pay someone in tech with facial reg software to track him down= win.

then you can go troll him anytime.
post 1444971553 05-30-2016, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By heyyouwhome⏩
LMAO @ all you idiots packages getting stolen time after time after time and not one of you has the brans to call your package delivery and request a signature on delivery, just LMAO you all deserve it
I'm sure they did but the postman was bustacapp
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

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post 1444975223 05-30-2016, 02:38 PM
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#118
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Hell OP, colour me impressed



in for results
post 1444980203 05-30-2016, 03:09 PM
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Here's how to permanently stop it:

Anthrax

or


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post 1444984093 05-30-2016, 03:36 PM
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Holy chit Op you are bat chit fuking insane.

Put your own feces in a fuking envelope, you really are rancid swine.

Makes for a good thread though.

Repped.
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