Its obvious that the alphas on these boards are the bald bros. Apparently holding down the current aesthetic title as well. If any of you betas need advice please consult the following people. These are your new misc overloards:

Deadly Striker (Pres)
Sword_ (Vice Pres)
BearTactics (State department)
400lbGorilla (4* general)
Punicepts
Johnny Sins
JesusxChrist
BoilerUpIndy
bobbsapp
1HardGainer
faxanadu
Nicklol (crew apprentice)
MetalLover
dabbmw2002
Lefticle
Black_Spit (1* general)
VSP99
Goby
Guest89
Tune5k
Pisdauf
TheWeekend4Ever (aesthetic chairman)
Antonio519
AML_0803
Micuzzo
CM1221
Unforgiv3n
Solidus2k3
nekkidbear

ENEMIES OF THE STATE:
mysterylifter (no avi-possibly no hair)
Mehzzy (no avi- possibly no hair)
ViagraOverdose
TwoNecklace aka pearl necklace
Aussie939291
fox994
Midcoastking33
Clkflynn

If you need to be added to the crew, let these administrators know. No avi basement dwellers your miscing days are over. Check your credentials, and put some respek on the crew.

Inb4 the butthurt

how do we know youre not a hair-having peasant race?

I've posted pics. I'm a general in the army that's credentials are validated

You need in?

im actually trying to grow my hair out to man bun status, will that be a problem? Maybe we can find a way to work around any issues if there are.

im not bald sadly, nor am i balding, but i do not want to be destroyed with the rest of the haircels...

could i be a court jester or something?

i dont want to die

I may can consult with our legion and get you involved if you're #1 guard or less by weeks end. If not, bend a knee to your new misc overlords

Shaved head crew

is buzz cut crew accepted

Unfortunately, it's a new day. The power structure here has shifted. I could have you red by the end of the night, but I'll spare you for your acknowledgement

added to the army


Due to a message, outside of this thread the crew is going to have to see credintials for nekkid bear as he might be an asset to the team. There may only be room for one bear in this army though

Cope.

What's this the ******* club?

Skin up top checking in.

I believe I qualify as an intern or similar - see sig

Bend a knee or your miscing career is over as you know it. The guillotine is readyAre you #1 or less? I can have you in the ranks directlyAre you at least thinning like a real man? What is your credentials?

-At the mall with a couple of my friends

-Just minding my own business

-Suddenly hear "oh my god!" and footsteps running towards me.

-Look back and it's this girl, maybe a 7/10 at best. I just kinda smile and say "yeah?"

-She replies "your hair oh my god, I'm jealous haha"

-Starts stroking my hair, doesn't even ask me or anything just begins feeling my hair up in the middle of the ****ing mall

-Suddenly this bald dude walks up behind her, must have been 5'10, pretty built.. looked similar to this:



-He asks her who I am

-She doesn't reply, continues stroking my hair

-I tell the guy that I don't know her and she just came up to me out of no where

-He grabs his wife and pulls her away from me , dude looks angry as ****

-Tells me to get lost or he'll kick my ass

-Not sherrif srs. I tell him that his girlfriend came up to me , and that I didn't do ****. Tell him to take his bald ass elsewhere.

-He freaks the **** out and starts yelling, telling me that he'll kick my ass and then cut my hair off

-Me and my friends just laugh at him and his girlfriend (possibly wife I don't even know) breaks it up and drags him away

-He looks back at me as he's walking away , dude is legit angry as fuk.

-My friend start yelling at him , calling him mr.clean and shiet.

-My reaction:







Crazy how insecure bald people are lmao.

Shaved head plus beard checking in.

you are too gracious m'lord.... great praise to you, divine bald leader

[QUOTE=CheekyRasta post_id=1456168143]-At the mall with a couple of my friends

-Just minding my own business

-Suddenly hear "oh my god!" and footsteps running towards me.

-Look back and it's this girl, maybe a 7/10 at best. I just kinda smile and say "yeah?"

-She replies "your hair oh my god, I'm jealous haha"

-Starts stroking my hair, doesn't even ask me or anything just begins feeling my hair up in the middle of the ****ing mall

-Suddenly this bald dude walks up behind her, must have been 5'10, pretty built.. looked similar to this:

[img]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/21260000/ngbbs4c0b02d111270.jpg[img]

-He asks her who I am

-She doesn't reply, continues stroking my hair

-I tell the guy that I don't know her and she just came up to me out of no where

-He grabs his wife and pulls her away from me , dude looks angry as ****

-Tells me to get lost or he'll kick my ass

-Not sherrif srs. I tell him that his girlfriend came up to me , and that I didn't do ****. Tell him to take his bald ass elsewhere.

-He freaks the **** out and starts yelling, telling me that he'll kick my ass and then cut my hair off

-Me and my friends just laugh at him and his girlfriend (possibly wife I don't even know) breaks it up and drags him away

-He looks back at me as he's walking away , dude is legit angry as fuk.

-My friend start yelling at him , calling him mr.clean and shiet.

-My reaction:

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Crazy how insecure bald people are lmao.[/QUOTE]Aware of longhairedgent.. As you know, we banished him from these lands long ago. You may be going the way of him if you don't toe the line

Added. General StatusRepped for loyalty

I'm a haired gent but will lend arms to your cause.

Can't wait to get my HAIRCUT tomorrow. My HAIR is getting a little too LONG.

Might add a hiar crew to the takeover for clerical duties. I'll consult with my legionNegged

Does the lady at SuperCuts give you a booster seat to sit on?

Rekt. Takeover in full force

Those poverty barbers are for tradies.

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HAIR IS LIFE

Fitting username.. It's looking like your destiny at this point

[QUOTE=dabbmw2002 post_id=1456169873]in. you're missing the m in my handle Beartactics........


[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/QgixZj4y3TwnS/giphy.gif[img][/QUOTE]Fixed soldier