Ok so just now, I got a call from my cousin who is also basically my best friend and he asked me to sleep with his GF since he knows she really liked me in the past (high school) and that she would probably do it. The reason he wants me to do that is because he doesnt love her, finds her super clingy and annoying, not to mention he got engaged with her like 2 months ago (which he regrets hard asf). So hes asking me basically to set her up, and catch her in the act with me so that he can have an excuse to dump her. Now I know you miscers are thinking "why not just dump her without all this bull****?", well the problem with them is that her parents are very invested in them getting married and her brothers are some thug ass cholos who will prob jump him and make his life hell if he does.

We discussed briefly how, we will set everything up where she gets caught having sex with me and all, the only prob really is getting her to take the bait, cause shes pretty invested in him also (even though she still has feels for me) and I think it will be a long process of texting her, talking to her ect. My reward in all this if successful is he will give me his old motorcycle for free.

What say you misc? Should I? Or should I let my cousin deal with his GF drama by himself?

Cliffs

-Cousin has annoying fiance, that he wants to get rid of
-Cant get rid of her in fear that her parents will shame him, and her brothers (who are thugs) will jump him
-Cousin asks me to sleep with her and stage him catching her in the act
-OP tells cousin that it might not work so easily even though she likes him
-Cousin offers OP old motorcycle worth $3k to do the deed.

You're gonna get involved in this shiv all for a motorcycle?

I'd do the same thing. Good luck

LOL

is she hot?

so you get to fuk a hotty and get 3k for your troubles? doesn't sound like theres a downside to me

also strong username to post content, you sure your cousin wont be wanking and watching while you do it?

please pass on this message to him from lced: do not reproduce

Negged since no pics. Guess you think this is a game

I've always wanted to be a bull too. Good luck OP.

This is a bad idea.

and what if the brothers fuk your chit up?

But what would Jesus do?

Be careful, o.p. It will definitely backfire on you. Your cousin, if this is true; will get his situation taken care of while you look like the scheming loser, the man who can't even respect blood and will have these "thug" family members after YOU.

Tread cautiously.

post some pics you ****ing idiot.

do it 100%, don't let your boy get trapped by marriage

Haha, no the way were planning it out we are making sure it will not be uncomfortable for any of us. He will be hiding in her house and while im smashing I will give out a special signal (A very particular moan) so he can know when to come in.

He will also tape the aftermath of the incident on his phone just in case, so he can have proof.LMAO! Only if they found out the situation is manufactured, which I highly doubt because they arent the smartest tools in the shed.

Also doubt they will bother my cousin if he left her cause she cheated on him, they might be annoyed and try to intimidate him but nothing physical i bet.

I would do it. Not only are you getting a motorcycle but you're gonna get free sexy time.

for 3k I would phuck pretty much any bish above 3/10.

her thug brothers arent going to go after OP for his sister being a sloot and slooting on her fiance. This post makes 0 sense

who would believe this?

So her brothers will force your friend to stay in the marriage? they want their sister to be married to someone who isn't in love with her anymore. Strong sibling logic.

Seems to me the problem here isn't so much your cousin being a spineless dick or you having no morals, but the thug ass cholos who will beat the piss out of you right after you get out of jail for the BS rape charges she brings on you. If her entire family is that 'invested', no way a simple 1 night stand is breaking that mess up.

I think you forgot to read the part where they are thugs.

He should just be a man, & end it. This just sounds like a way to see if YOU would actually sleep with her if she ever tried... Kinda sounds like a trap set for you TBH.

OP have you ever heard of karma ?

get her in a setting where you're drinking alcohol together... chit does wonders

Yeah cause we all know how reasonable thug ass cholos are and how they much they integrate logic into their actions

This has so many things wrong with it but I guess it is the misc...

in, do it OP

also where are the pics?

Wow wtf, you know whats funny? We didnt even think of getting her drunk cause I personally think it wouldnt take much for her to cheat on him with me but yeah that will make the process much quicker.

and guys, shes not all that pretty tbh maybe 6/10 misc standards. 7/10 Irl I guess, I would keep her for myself but her family is a bit too crazy for my tastes so that a negative.

Is grass illegal where you live?


Smoke some w/ her so she can't just claim she was drugged, or raped cause of alcohol etc - she was already doing something illegal with you etc, makes the jury and police question her morals and integrity when she brings the rape charges.



Then again, I think the charge might be heavier if you got her high to fuk her.

Roll bread but if not I kind of hope you catch that beating from her brothers

As I said, she already has feelings for me, which im pretty sure why my cousin is choosing me to do the dead anyhow as opposed to some random chad on the street which he would if he had to. The dude is desperate to break it off without getting ****ed up.

Could be thread of the year instead of relapse 2016, strng username to.

dying at all these thug and cholo remarks.

is OP confirmed a wetback or what?

only thing id be worrying about is getting azz beat from the chick's bros and familial issues arising

Subbed, in for later lmao