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Thread: My cousin just asked me to sleep with his GF (more info inside)

post 1460920953 09-05-2016, 10:13 PM
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cholo thug here essay. you follow through with this essay and I will wreck you with my squad comprende
post 1460921823 09-05-2016, 10:20 PM
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Subscribing to this thread to wait and see what happens...
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post 1460925603 09-05-2016, 10:55 PM
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I would fuk her cuz she hot and get the cash value of the bike.

Cholos got problem, they can get shot.

Just dont go missing like I did for years due to bad declension
post 1460925743 09-05-2016, 10:57 PM
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read chit all in this thread but OP is dumb af.

her brothers will be out for you instead lmao
post 1460926493 09-05-2016, 11:05 PM
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post 1460927043 09-05-2016, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted By CuckSage⏩
Ok so just now, I got a call from my cousin who is also basically my best friend and he asked me to sleep with his GF since he knows she really liked me in the past (high school) and that she would probably do it. The reason he wants me to do that is because he doesnt love her, finds her super clingy and annoying, not to mention he got engaged with her like 2 months ago (which he regrets hard asf). So hes asking me basically to set her up, and catch her in the act with me so that he can have an excuse to dump her. Now I know you miscers are thinking "why not just dump her without all this bull****?", well the problem with them is that her parents are very invested in them getting married and her brothers are some thug ass cholos who will prob jump him and make his life hell if he does.

We discussed briefly how, we will set everything up where she gets caught having sex with me and all, the only prob really is getting her to take the bait, cause shes pretty invested in him also (even though she still has feels for me) and I think it will be a long process of texting her, talking to her ect. My reward in all this if successful is he will give me his old motorcycle for free.

What say you misc? Should I? Or should I let my cousin deal with his GF drama by himself?

Cliffs

-Cousin has annoying fiance, that he wants to get rid of
-Cant get rid of her in fear that her parents will shame him, and her brothers (who are thugs) will jump him
-Cousin asks me to sleep with her and stage him catching her in the act
-OP tells cousin that it might not work so easily even though she likes him
-Cousin offers OP old motorcycle worth $3k to do the deed.
In before you do the deed......she goes to said "thugs" and blames it all on you......they beat your arse. LOL
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post 1460927113 09-05-2016, 11:12 PM
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Whatever you do don't let this thread get detectived LOL
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post 1460994043 09-06-2016, 11:46 AM
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OP you better keep this updated.
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post 1460997953 09-06-2016, 12:16 PM
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PLOT TWIST: the op and cousin should phuck eachother and have the finacee catch him. probably the best solution here.
post 1460998553 09-06-2016, 12:19 PM
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post 1460999923 09-06-2016, 12:28 PM
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post 1461001603 09-06-2016, 12:41 PM
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post 1461002283 09-06-2016, 12:45 PM
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Probably a roll bread but I will bite.
-Bish is looking sexy would fck with no hesitation.
-Wood then tell the brothers myself.
-They can catch the azz beating not the other way around.

They may look like cholo gangsters but they make gang signs with the left hand and animal balloons with the right hand.
post 1461002673 09-06-2016, 12:48 PM
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Sounds risky considering her brothers...
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post 1461002963 09-06-2016, 12:51 PM
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post 1461002983 09-06-2016, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By LaCosaNostra90⏩
cholo thug here essay. you follow through with this essay and I will wreck you with my squad comprende
Location: Alberta Canada. Don't you mean comprend-eh?
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post 1461003053 09-06-2016, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By LaCosaNostra90⏩
cholo thug here essay. you follow through with this essay and I will wreck you with my squad comprende
Canadian cholos? Shouldn't you be saying "ess-eh" and "comprend-eh"?
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post 1461003353 09-06-2016, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By ineed$⏩
Just dont go missing like I did for years due to bad declension
Damn they must take grammar pretty srsly where you're at
post 1461003553 09-06-2016, 12:55 PM
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post 1461003633 09-06-2016, 12:55 PM
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It's idiots like the OP and his cowardly cousin that gives Florida a bad name....
post 1461004553 09-06-2016, 01:03 PM
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inb4 op does the deed then cousin gets jealous, fuks op up
tells fiance brothers to kill op
post 1461005203 09-06-2016, 01:08 PM
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inb4 op gonna get fvkd by the brothers when they realize he tried to make a move on girl and she refuses and tells on him
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post 1461006403 09-06-2016, 01:16 PM
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You get to cuck your friend, you get a free motorcycle, you get an easy std-free smash and you get to save your buddy from the shackles of marriage, what exactly are you thinking about? Be a good friend and rail that sloot in the slootiest way possible
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post 1461007183 09-06-2016, 01:21 PM
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What brand of motorcycle we talking here?
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post 1461007743 09-06-2016, 01:25 PM
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I'm just angry you put (more info inside) like we don't all know how the F the misc works. A little insulted.

Good luck with your sloot banging goals for 2016 tho.
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This will end well.

Inb4 sloot doesn't want to ruin the wedding so she claims rape and ruins op's life
post 1461008023 09-06-2016, 01:27 PM
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Lmao at someone offering up an old motorcycle to sleep with their wife, you located in Alabama opie?
post 1461008263 09-06-2016, 01:28 PM
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I see nothing but failing hysterically by doing this.


Please do this and report back.
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So much i don't even know where to start. This has potential to go well and benefit both you and your cousin but farrrrrr greater probability to fail and blow up of epic proportions and result in your injury or worse if what you say is true. Be careful op, personally i wouldn't get involved (srs). Your cousin should grow a pair of balls and just end it if he doesn't wanna be with her, sometimes honesty is the best policy, he sounds beta as fuk to conjure this all up to end a relationship, not even a marriage. (srs)

PS: shes not bad looking, strong 7/10, would smash.
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