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post 1462072803 09-13-2016, 12:04 PM
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school gets mad and tells me what to pack for my daughters lunch . . . lol

so i get a call at work from one of my daughters principles and she tells me that my daughters lunch does not meet the nutritional requirement, and that shell instead receive a supplementary lunch.


first off, my daughter is 7 shes tiny. second, these are jumbo sized muffins. one would fill me up and im 5'5 187 lbs. so a coke zero and jumbo muffin is appareantly not good enough for my daughter and that ive failed her as a father in lunch packing duties . . . lmaoooo. normaly i dont pack the lunches for the kids. my wife does all that but shes in kenya on a business trip so i guess im stuck with the short end of the stick, heh heh.


i just find it hilariously funny that a jumbo sized muffin and a can of pop were taken away from her LoL. these food items aint cheap boyo. apparently this is my first and only warning as a parent-- from now on the school will be charging me for their 'supplementary' lunch, which i dont even know what it is. yeeck
post 1462073053 09-13-2016, 12:06 PM
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post 1462073313 09-13-2016, 12:07 PM
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I kind of agree with the school. We should be providing and educating young kids with nutrient dense foods that aren't high as fuk in calories.

Obesity needs to be tackled at an early age with prevention and education.
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post 1462073573 09-13-2016, 12:08 PM
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post 1462073693 09-13-2016, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By superamped
5'5 187 lbs
LOL

And lol at feeding your daughter with ****
post 1462073723 09-13-2016, 12:09 PM
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post 1462073803 09-13-2016, 12:09 PM
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A muffin and Coke Zero for lunch lmao
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post 1462073923 09-13-2016, 12:10 PM
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Arent you also the guy who has a hot step daughter who texts you stuff that sounds like she wants you or you want her?
post 1462074263 09-13-2016, 12:12 PM
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That's not a good lunch. A 7 year old shouldn't be drinking soda.That sounds like the lunch of a 43 year old office hag .
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post 1462074303 09-13-2016, 12:12 PM
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It's pretty cruel. If you continually give that to your daughter everyday she'll become obese and unhappy. It's like a sadistic form of torture
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post 1462074313 09-13-2016, 12:12 PM
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Dee principal was just hungry fo sum muffin and sody brah.
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post 1462074413 09-13-2016, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By joshwah
I kind of agree with the school. We should be providing and educating young kids with nutrient dense foods that aren't high as fuk in calories.

Obesity needs to be tackled at an early age with prevention and education.
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post 1462074543 09-13-2016, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Ashton117
It's pretty cruel. If you continually give that to your daughter everyday she'll become obese and unhappy. It's like a sadistic form of torture
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post 1462074603 09-13-2016, 12:14 PM
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While I agree that the muffin and coke isn't the most nutrient dense food, but who da fuq is the school to be deciding what she is allowed to eat?

I didn't know their jobs included policing the dietary standards of their students.

But dad pls, give her a regular coke and a piece of cake next time.
post 1462074663 09-13-2016, 12:14 PM
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what a poverty lunch. just smh.
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post 1462074723 09-13-2016, 12:14 PM
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Good thing someone is looking after your daughter properly since clearly you're incapable
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Negged

I see way too much childhood obesity and malnutrition amongst my patients in the hospital. Chit makes me sick- and you sir are putting your child on track to that. Then you have the nerve to complain to a bodybuidling forum about it. Maybe if you spent less time on the misc and more time making your kids lunch you wouldnt have this problem.

Apple, Pb and j, water. 10 minutes tops you lazy phuck
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post 1462075013 09-13-2016, 12:16 PM
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Coke zero and a phucking muffin? you serious OP? Leave the lunches to the misses man, wtf happened to peanut butter and jelly and an apple or something. atleast chips. come on man, this is your kid.
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Wait...what kind of muffin?? You can't be leaving out important details like that.
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Originally Posted By superamped
so i get a call at work from one of my daughters principles and she tells me that my daughters lunch does not meet the nutritional requirement, and that shell instead receive a supplementary lunch.


first off, my daughter is 7 shes tiny. second, these are jumbo sized muffins. one would fill me up and im 5'5 187 lbs. so a coke zero and jumbo muffin is appareantly not good enough for my daughter and that ive failed her as a father in lunch packing duties . . . lmaoooo. normaly i dont pack the lunches for the kids. my wife does all that but shes in kenya on a business trip so i guess im stuck with the short end of the stick, heh heh.


i just find it hilariously funny that a jumbo sized muffin and a can of pop were taken away from her LoL. these food items aint cheap boyo. apparently this is my first and only warning as a parent-- from now on the school will be charging me for their 'supplementary' lunch, which i dont even know what it is. yeeck
cam in to defend you but then saw you packed her a Coke and muffin for lunch

lol OP...c'mon.
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Originally Posted By superamped
so i get a call at work from one of my daughters principles and she tells me that my daughters lunch does not meet the nutritional requirement, and that shell instead receive a supplementary lunch.


first off, my daughter is 7 shes tiny. second, these are jumbo sized muffins. one would fill me up and im 5'5 187 lbs. so a coke zero and jumbo muffin is appareantly not good enough for my daughter and that ive failed her as a father in lunch packing duties . . . lmaoooo. normaly i dont pack the lunches for the kids. my wife does all that but shes in kenya on a business trip so i guess im stuck with the short end of the stick, heh heh.


i just find it hilariously funny that a jumbo sized muffin and a can of pop were taken away from her LoL. these food items aint cheap boyo. apparently this is my first and only warning as a parent-- from now on the school will be charging me for their 'supplementary' lunch, which i dont even know what it is. yeeck
> Daughter
> Wife in Kenya getting tagged teamed by kimbundo and Usain Bolt. (Guess you could say they... handed her the baton)
> 5'5

... just give up now *******. Just end it before you have a son who is cursed with your genetics and poverty meal prep skills.



... or maybe 'your' son will come out a lightskin, grow up to be 6'2 with a 8 inch python. You should be so lucky.
post 1462075263 09-13-2016, 12:18 PM
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do you get the muffin and diet coke back ?
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Dude you gotta throw some eggs in there or something for a protein source.
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Originally Posted By JayHolly
(Guess you could say they... handed her the baton)
lmfao
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Chit I ate junk all the time as a kid but I was always outside playing and active, repped OP.
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Originally Posted By vik66
Negged

I see way too much childhood obesity and malnutrition amongst my patients in the hospital. Chit makes me sick- and you sir are putting your child on track to that. Then you have the nerve to complain to a bodybuidling forum about it. Maybe if you spent less time on the misc and more time making your kids lunch you wouldnt have this problem.

Apple, Pb and j, water. 10 minutes tops you lazy phuck
first off, my daughter is 50 lbs. shes not obese u fukin idiot. secondly, i cook her 2 eggs and 1 slice of toast for breakfast and for dinner i make sure shes getting her vegetables in for the day. ty for ur assumptions on my child but shes perfectly fine.

have u ever had a jumbo muffin? they are huge and i love how many ways there are to eat them.

i think ill throw in a bananer or an apple in with the jumbo sized muffins and a refreshing coke zero
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you forgot to pack her fudge bars and ice cream pops
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Originally Posted By TrettinR
Do you think Usain Bolt is from Kenya?
Kenya, Jamaica, same thing brah.
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