Ain't Serbian brah, just know a bit about history.

Flip me brah! Tails it izzz.

So I'm sure everyone has noticed the recent deluge of exquisite short stories and poetry on the Misc.

This forum has always been a place for creative minds and free thinkers, but recently I've witnessed a veritable outpouring of cutting age narrative pieces which make me proud to be a member of this community. These short stories range from the surreal, to the erotic, to the profoundly philosophical. In brief, these works are deeply experimental and show a great diversity of talent and ingenuity.

As a holder of a First Class Masters Degree in Art and Literature, my wish here is to collect, collate, and curate the very best creative writing the Misc has to offer.

Each piece chosen in this opening post will be exemplary in one fashion or another, and at the end of the year I shall organise a poll where fellow Miscers can vote for 2016's best short story. The winner shall be awarded the Misc Writer's Prize.

If you would like to submit your own work for consideration or bring my attention to a short story elsewhere on the site please let me know by posting the link in a reply or sending me a private message.


So my friends, LET THE REMISCANCE BEGIN!!




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1)This first tale is a masterpiece of storytelling which which holds your attention from beginning to end. It also provides a critical perspective on our multicultural, pluralist society, and explores the gender roles and power structures which dominate our everyday lives. I think I speak for all of us when I say that I really can't wait to read bigmane123's future fiction.

From:http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=172425963


Had to dominate a twink in the hood today to save my life.....` By bigmane123


So basically i was walking through a bad area to meet up a latino twink from grindr, this was the ghetto . Anyway i meet the twink and hes hugging all up on me and kisses me on the cheek wtf, i can see gangsta cholos all around starting to stare and i get nervous. I tell him to get off me and that im not gay im not into him doing all this shiit, im just here to dominate him so lets go back to his place already so i can choke his beta ass with my giant snake of a cawk a bit and get a nut off. But he just wont fuking stop, and now a crowd of angry gangsta cholos and old ayrian dudes with cowboy hats surround us and i hear them swearing under their breath.


I had to take control of things as the twink was now yelling back at the guys how its 2016 and that they should not be so hateful, now they start yelling at us and im about to get my ass beat. So i push this twink down to the ground and he squeals like a pig, he tries to get up but i mount him from behind and pull his pants down, i yell to the angry crowd "THIS IS HOW WE HOLD DOWN THE LAW IN PRISON WHEN BITCH BOY Twinks GET OUT OF LINE!" I then go in raw in his angus and nearly rip all my foreskin off but i have no choice and im going full power now and the twink is crying. The dudes around us start head nodding me and saying things like "das right bigmane u gotta put dis twink back in line" and "its how we do in da barrio teach him a lesson!"


Eventually i climax inside of the twink and i gotta be honest i have never been more aroused in my life. I quickly ran off while i still had the crowd behind me, dunno whatever happened to the twink, i hope he didnt get his ass beat too bad for being a feminine ladyboy. As i ran off though some leftover jizz flew off my dick and landed on some dude's face, i guess i forgot to pull my pants off fully from all the excitement. But it was cool, i could hear him yell at me "Das cool mane thats just friendly fire i know how we do up in da penitentiary".

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2)The next story is by another of our budding young writers, although this story is very different to the last. "Just dropped the glow bomb on this entitled 3/10 wagecel sloot (RIP)" is a deeply self-conscious and self-reflective work, with a stellar, almost Joycean use of language. This is postmodern writing at it's finest.

From:http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=172460233


Just dropped the glow bomb on this entitled 3/10 wagecel sloot (RIP) by Better Unborn



She kept telling me about
all the schoolin' she did,
bragging about her job (that no straight male really gives a sh!t about in the first place),
how she parties hard now (oh, great)
and how she wants to date but no good guys (lol)

Basically acting like your typical 3/10 wagecel that is a glowless ghoul and a currycel to boot.

So after she realized that I didn't give a f.. about her accomplishments, she got somewhat rustled about me not showing any real interest and she started asking me questions, including

"so, what's your type? what do you look for in a woman"

I was gonna say "stacked scandisloots" but then instead, this just came out of my mouth, "girls with glow"

"girls with what?" - she looked like she didn't hear what I said

"glow", I repeated. "You know that glow that older experienced women just don't have anymore." It was too late to stop, and at least I withheld saying "youthful" to avoid the **** label. Yet I just kept going, "That sparkle in their eyes, excitement about life that hasn't yet been drained away by years of grad school, work, parties and dozens of men", my misc persona now spilling into real life. At that moment I felt ethereal touch of pWally standing by my side and giving me an approving shoulder shake.

"Wait what. I'm not sure what you mean exactly, ...what about me? Do I not have it then?"

I just smiled and was about to say that I needed to return some videotapes but I was interrupted by a waiter asking if I wanted refill on those drinks. I said no and asked for the check instead. What may have been a few awkward minute have passed in a flash for me as my eyes glazed over and my gaze just shot right through her shoulder, past her as a human being and into a more reflective and meaningful image. An image of me making this thread on the misc and thinking that it's a shame that I'll be out of reps in 5 reps. I cashed out, finished my drink, gave her a nod and waltzed out.

Then I drove straight home to make this thread.

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Brad lost his glow years ago. Angie is doing the right thing.

So this new boy Casey started working at my office a few months ago. This boy is a total piece of filth, always bending over showing his ass crack when he’s putting paper in the photocopier, constantly sucking on the end of his pencil, and basically being a lazy useless twink that gets away with doing nothing because my boss Hilary (yeah he has a girl’s name) is a total *******.

Now Casey has blonde hair, light brown freckles and a butt that any healthy man would love to smash if it was on a sloot. Boy obviously does a lot of partying because sometimes he comes in real tired with dark rings under his eyes, so I told him he better watch out unless he loses his youthful good looks with too much booze and partying (no homo).

Now, I haven’t been promoted in about five years, I hate my job, and I work like a dawg but I still get no respect from Hilary, or for that matter my co-workers. I’m not a big guy (5’7) but I’m broad, very well built, with possibly the best shoulders you’ll see on any man this side of the Atlantic, oh, and I got me a seven inch cawk (7”)

To make things worse, I can see that this piece of trash Casey is being lined up for the new executive position. This job should be going to me as I have the most seniority in the office. I decide I’ve had it with this chitty company, my ******* boss Hilary, and this nasty duplicitous little twink Casey.

So I go home one evening, have dinner with my wife and children as normal, and before I leave for work the next morning I take my wife’s purse and throw all of her chite in the bin (lipstick, keys, coins, phone numbers etc.) and fill the entire thing with lubricant.

So about 11.30 I see this disgusting piece of filth Casey doing his usual shenanigans near the photocopier, only this time his pants are even lower than usual and you can see he has some scratches and bite marks on that bubble butt of his (like I said, this boy seems to party hard).

So I go up behind him, kick him as hard as I can in the ass, and then while he’s writhing in pain on the floor, totally taken by surprise, I pull down his levi 501s, pick him up, and bend him over the photocopier.

“Time for your promotion bitch boy” I tell him.

“whu…whu… whut??” mumbles Casey, still confused over the ass kicking.

I now take out my wife’s purse and squirt a big ol’ wad of lube up into this boy’s angus which I’ve prised open with my thumb. I now go in raw dog with my massive throbbing member. Casey lets out a moan as my massive tool penetrates his sticky purple dungeon.

So I’m pumping this boy doggy style up on the photocopier for about five minutes and Casey has totally given up and is just resting his head on the copy screen. At this point I slam the copy screen down on his head a few times just coz I can and because this boy deserves it. I notice at this stage that a lot of my co-workers have gathered around the copier and are watching me phuck this twink ten ways to sunday.

“Pump that chite” says Fernando.

“Plug a hole in that no good bich” says Twomey, who is waiting in line behind me for sloppy seconds.

And I notice now that a lot of the women from the office are gathered around too, and they are watching me smash this boy with real interest, almost like they wished they were Casey themselves. So I stare these biches diretly in the eye one by one until they look away, letting them know who the boss is, and many blush, or giggle nervously coz they want that seven incher in their own buttholes.

So I finally bust a giant nut and creampie Casey like he’s never been creampied before. I pull out and a little bit of jizz flies off the head of my cock onto Craig the Office Supply guy’s mouth.

“Don’t worry about it dude, love your work mane” says Craig.

At this stage I can see Hilary coming out of his office to see what all the commotion is about and I know my tour in this dead end job is over boyos, so I get a whole load of numbers from the hot girls in the office, swing my leather jacket over my shoulder, and walk, real casual, out the front door of the office.

Ask yourself, are you attracted to Marilyn Manson? Coz that's your answer. Ugly as phuck. Seriously, do the research.

Just lol if that's what's considered "an artist" these days. Em, you know she doesn't write her own songs right? Spoil rich kid that has millions pumped into her chitty product and she still has to show her vag/penor at every opportunity to get attention. Fugly talentless bimbo. lol at all the white knights.

Yes! The king is back! How many twink anguses have you ripped to shreds in the last few weeks brah? Got me a little Puerto Rican twink on the go at the moment. Mouth like a vacuum, ass like a plum, could shoot strings in it all night. If you want pics PM me. Great to have you back bro.

#Relapse2016

Dedicating this short story to DIREALBOSS. Great to have you back brah. Enjoy.

Prefer his friend. Would dominate, destroy and discard, just like any other ******* filth.

Are there young Hispanics on the Island? Look brahs, you haven't really been blown until you've had a hawt ******* suck your cum out. Men know what other men like. Srs. No homo. Srs.

negged.

Toilets are always full of cum and hankies in the nursing homes. True story.

Not sure if srs. Look brah, I have a long term girlfriend and have a child on the way (fingers crossed) but you gotta know that there ain't nothing like busting a nut in a lil bubble butt latino twink. They smoke cawk better, they take cawk better, they'll let you jizz ANYWHERE, and you can also slap em around a bit if they're into that, without the PC brigade going mental.

GF is great in the sack but I have to kiss that mouth goodnight, ya know wut I'm saying? Plus, men know what other men like. Only men give grade A++ BJs. Genuine no homo.

Love ya man.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Men-Women-Bu...AAAOSw3mpXLLfP

don't knock it till you've tried it brah.

Say what brah? Have we spoken before? Love my brahs.

Got all your work saved and backed up brah, I'm sure many of us do. Super phucking hawt seeing that twink's lips around your cawk. Must have watched it about 20 times. I know it got you a ban but thanks for the amateur. Respect.

Boy couldn't handle the relapse.







#relapse2016

nut in his mouth almost every night brah.

Red or dead crew checkin' in. Usually skim green posts and go straight to reds. Reds are the exiles, the jokers, the intellectuals and the misfits, and they always got the lols. I'm against this change.

Basically it's a measure of how many cawks you'd suck before asking for any cash incentive. It's more complicated than that but that's the jist.

Pepe: "They can take our lives, but they can never take our freeeedommm!!!!".

Srs tho, people are retarded. How the phuck is Pepster a " hate symbol"?!

'Lil guy is an everyman. Means something different for each person.

Love ya Pepe. Stay safe brah.

Stay safe brah

So you've brought this bich back from the club and she's eager as phuck. So you put on some DJ Kahled to set the mood, give the sloot some Pernod, and then she pushes you up against the wall and gives you the most amazing sloppy bj you've ever had. Then she bends over on the side of the bed, pulls up her skirt and you just know it's angus time.

So you're pumping that angus for five or ten minutes and it's every flavour of juicy, and you're slapping that ass and pulling back her head with her hair when you reach down between her legs to play with that puss. But what you discover are a tiny pair of hairless balls and a miniscule penor.

I mean what are you gonna do but keep riding that bich? You're probably gonna wanna squeeze those balls a bit too, and slap them off the side of your hand. The thought of sucking em might even cross that dirty mind of yours. etc.

Ok., if they were giant hairy balls like your own then that would be groce, but a tiny pair like dat? Dunno mane, sounds kinda hawt (never homo. Srs).

What y'all think?

Yeh. If you don't keep pumpin' you're either a ******* or insecure in your sexuality. Ya pump til ya bust. Full stop. Otherwise epic homo.

In terms of mass atrocities? Dunno, but you can bet your last dollar it was some cuck from England or Japan. Most depraved empires ever.

But for me this type of question is not answered by looking at tyrants or governments who are generally just acting, rightly or wrongly, in accordance with some idealism, but sick phucks like josef fritzl, who do their vile work hands on and with no remorse.

Yeah that's it, Josef Fritzl, and anyone that sexually abuses their own children.

Just lol at all the butthurt about relapse2016.

*******s in a bodybuilding community? Who knew. Lol.

Love ya boss. Will still be relapsing in 2040.

Don't talk back to the boss *******. You're just a fat twink. Now get back in line.

It's not their fault they have absurdly high reps.