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Thread: longest dry spell with your sloth?

post 1466870121 10-17-2016, 04:45 AM
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Bout a week due to mother nature sweeping into town. Other than that twice a week at the minimum plus usually a handy if she's not really up to doing anything else.
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post 1466871241 10-17-2016, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
I teased her about that. You gotta excuse for everything...When I anticipate another excuse I say ok, what page is this from? One time we had some time away. went for a cruise and I hinted/joked about getting head while driving..curved...


she doesn't do the romance crap, but she does brighten up towards other dudes and people vs me. so obviously she can be her true self around me, she's a bad people pleaser, or I'm just straight up not valuable anymore.



this is how I get curved...*op proceeds to cuddle, ops wife falls asleep. * op proceeds to cuddle with raging boner, falls asleep * op doesn't initiate, ops wife falls asleep.
Sounds like it became a routine and none of you even tries anymore. Either divorce or try to spice it up/do more romance stuff and act as if you were in your honeymoon first year of relationship. Guaranteed that both you and her changed, and take things for granted hence your mindset that your raging boner is enough to smash every night lol. It really sounds like things are stale in regular life hence no desire for sexorz. Been there, now divorced, **** that life lmao.
post 1466878361 10-17-2016, 07:02 AM
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Three weeks is nothing. Going on four months here.
post 1466878631 10-17-2016, 07:06 AM
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Over a month, but it isn't because she doesn't want some.....

So I guess I don't know this feel from the receiving end.
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post 1466879381 10-17-2016, 07:15 AM
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Why do men tolerate this?
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post 1466879561 10-17-2016, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By bloated55⏩
Dry spell with a wife? WTF? That sounds fukkin brutal brah. I was alwas nervous if I didnt have sex with my GFs over the years in max of two days while together. Time to dump her and start slaying sloots. Good luck.
Originally Posted By shoelaces⏩
Isn't the whole of getting married to get it anytime you want? LOL @ married bruhs.
lol don't be surprised. a lot of married brahs be reporting this chit.


prior to marriage girls are just trynna seek that validation and will do what it takes.
degrade themselves to suck ur dink, be ur personal sloot etc.

but once ur locked up and they feel secure and more of an "equal" (i mean technically they should be but theres just some social norms) so they dont feel the need to give u as much sex. but if u threaten with divorce it wont feel as organic. ya im pretty sure i just spewed some real bs broscience that doesnt make sense lmao
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post 1466880561 10-17-2016, 07:27 AM
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suggest anal to the wife?
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post 1466880601 10-17-2016, 07:27 AM
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tfw no gf .... same as a lot of married miscers LMAO
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post 1466880881 10-17-2016, 07:30 AM
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Your tour is over boyo. Once it hits this stage theirs no going back.
post 1466880951 10-17-2016, 07:31 AM
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About a month. Period week doesn't count, but I remember that month as being very stressful for us. We were moving, my wife just started a new job, so the time kind of got away from us.

This is one thing that non married brahs need to consider...marriage can be a romantic rollercoaster sometimes. A woman's libido can shift very very easily. It's been weeks, months, years I've gotten pussy by the pound, she's just all over me, and there are times where it becomes business like, and it's done just to keep things on track, so to speak.

If you're going months, years without sex, then you need to have a talk, and reinforce your needs/wants.
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post 1466881581 10-17-2016, 07:38 AM
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Wife and I went back and forth. She went through a dry spell after my deployment where she thought I 'changed.' Went almost a year. Got so used to fapping I became unattracted to her even after she came back around. Miserable sexually for last three years. Maybe 5 times over that period. Been separated for six months with 5 GFs, and 5 other random sloots. Enjoying life again. Do not recommend marriage.
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post 1466882531 10-17-2016, 07:48 AM
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2 weeks.... sometimes the wife will be horny all the time and other times it's just meh and she's a plastic fuk doll


ahhh the life of a married man.. wouldn't trade it for the world.... love my wife
post 1466883961 10-17-2016, 08:00 AM
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damn man, that is just sad
Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
a month and a quarter. worst feeling was before this dry spell was another dry spell, I think it was pushing towards 2 weeks. I did my best not to give her attention or give her sexual advances. But I couldn't help it one night. I stayed up till 5 am frustrated cuz she fell asleep on me, and earlier that day we had a talk about it. saying when the kids go to bed. well when they went to bed she decided to go to bed too. I rejoined her and gently woke her up. I say what's up, she says all pissed off...Well Make it quick! I let her go back to sleep. the next day same scenario, frustrated I woke her up again and we did it. but it was pity sex. she wasn't into it AT ALL and it was the weirdest feeling.


phucking while flat out being rejected and not wanted.
hope things will get better too.Doesn't she need to sexually release too ? Have you ever caught herself fapping ?
post 1466884241 10-17-2016, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By painebrah⏩
Doesn't she need to sexually release too ? Have you ever caught herself fapping ?
She's getting it elsewhere.
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post 1466884361 10-17-2016, 08:04 AM
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post 1466884431 10-17-2016, 08:04 AM
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She ain't givin' up dat ass because she knows you have no other options, and can't stray from her even if you wanted to. Your relationship doomed, opie
post 1466885141 10-17-2016, 08:11 AM
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This thread is depressing, feel bad for you brahs srs.


Hope you can all get out of the slumps youre going through (even the virgin *******s making fun)
post 1466885231 10-17-2016, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes⏩
I teased her about that. You gotta excuse for everything...When I anticipate another excuse I say ok, what page is this from? One time we had some time away. went for a cruise and I hinted/joked about getting head while driving..curved...


she doesn't do the romance crap, but she does brighten up towards other dudes and people vs me. so obviously she can be her true self around me, she's a bad people pleaser, or I'm just straight up not valuable anymore.



this is how I get curved...*op proceeds to cuddle, ops wife falls asleep. * op proceeds to cuddle with raging boner, falls asleep * op doesn't initiate, ops wife falls asleep.
if she's not cheating she will be soon, she's not attracted to you

go NC and divorce

that's my advice

i'm facing the same crap
post 1466885471 10-17-2016, 08:14 AM
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27 days, but that ended. I did shoot it down about 2 weeks in, I was tired, she was tired/buzzed on a Friday night, I'm not into starfish. Then the period came storming through.

I get it once or twice ever 10 days. It was no big deal, just life got in the way.

Women aren't thinking about it every 58 seconds like us. Throw kids, and all the other stuff in and they never think about. They NEED to be reminded. it's Mother Nature
post 1466885661 10-17-2016, 08:16 AM
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I'd give her 2 weeks tops of 'having a dry spell' before I start looking for a new girl DEAD SRS
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post 1466885671 10-17-2016, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By GimpManlet⏩
About 6 months. She was pregnant with high risk of premature birth and had to lie down flat in the hospital. Then had to recover for weeks afterwards.

I always thought I had sex like twice a month, but since I'm buying condoms I've noticed it's more than once a week.
post 1466886271 10-17-2016, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By DAJDive⏩
Three weeks is nothing. Going on four months here.
This is the true reality of marriage. Once you grow up, "banging sloots" isn't on your mind as much as making money.
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post 1466886341 10-17-2016, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By andrewwkdude⏩
Divorce and dont look back. There is absolutely 0 excuse for thia to happen. 3 weeks is insane. At most i can see a week due to a period and work stress or something. But wtf 3 weeks? When you talk to her about it she will give you wvery excuse in the book. And then TURN IT AROUND ON YOU saying. All you care about is sex. You need to stop pressuring her cuz it takes away the romance etc...those are all lies. Shes not attracted to you anymore or shes cheating. Or shes a lesbian. If you both work 9 to 5. That means you see each other about 6 hours a day until bedtime. So 6 hrs times 21 days. Your telling me she didn't get horny once in 66 hours? Ya its all lies man. Your doomed and i feel your pain. Godspeed
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post 1466886671 10-17-2016, 08:24 AM
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this thread is way too relevant to how things are going with my fiance right now. feelsbadman. trying to work my day job and start a business on a side i'm always busy and by time i quit working she is either sleep or i fall asleep. we've talked about it because it bothers her more than it bothers me as sex used to be a daily thing. but one day turns into 2 or 3 which turns into a week and then after a while you just get used to it.
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The reason for dry spells are typically one of three things.

Medical issue.

You've done something to lower her attraction.

You are either a bad initiator or you don't understand responsive desire.

Figure it out and you'll be banging multiple times a week.
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2 days and I start getting antsy. Nowadays, sometimes I actually won't want to bang some days. I'll be busy on other projects and my focus is on that, and at night we're tired, but this is rare. Even after all these years I get fuked or blown on a daily basis. But it is slightly less than before, maybe a bit less intense too since we see each other daily and there's no more anticipation like when we didn't live together.
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im a virgin and even i'm face palming at this. you're getting cucked.
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Originally Posted By GimpManlet⏩
About 6 months. She was pregnant with high risk of premature birth and had to lie down flat in the hospital. Then had to recover for weeks afterwards.

I always thought I had sex like twice a month, but since I'm buying condoms I've noticed it's more than once a week.
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post 1466889531 10-17-2016, 08:47 AM
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I start to go crazy around day 3 or 4, that said we went about 11 days recently. I work nights and we have 2 kids at home, sometimes the ol' schedule just doesn't work out.
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