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post 1466889861 10-17-2016, 08:50 AM
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OP, read "the sex starved marriage", with your wife. Its written by a female and helps them understand a mans needs srs. They think that fapping can replace sex.
post 1466891011 10-17-2016, 09:01 AM
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2 weeks-granted, 1 week was her period, the other week is post period

outside of her periods, 'm lucky if i get it 2 times a week
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post 1466891221 10-17-2016, 09:03 AM
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7 Days. Happened a few times but only when she is sick. Last time was when she destroyed her ankle a few weeks ago.

If we are both healthy we never go more than 3 days.
post 1466891291 10-17-2016, 09:04 AM
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No wonder so many marriages fail these days. WTF is wrong with your realtionships?

Will be married 15yrs in Dec and have 3 kids (15, twin 7 yr olds) and we fuk at least once a day. This weekend I tapped it twice on Saturday.

If you aren't having consistent sex with your wife then there's something wrong. And the excuses of "kids, work, stress, blah" are all just BS you tell yourself to make you feel better about getting rejected.

Heard the same shiz on the radio the other morning. Why is fukking 1-2 times a week such an acceptable norm now? The worst part is that most of the dudes act like getting it multiple times in a week is a blessing hahahaha.


Let me tell you, if you're not fukking your wife then somebody else is already doing it or she's on the fast track to hooking up with someone else. Probably a co-worker or "friend" that listens to all their whining in order to get up in it.

Pregnancy dry spell: Longest I went was 8 weeks without sex (twins, bed rest) but was getting head every other day up until she was put in the hospital for the last couple of weeks of it.

Non-pregnancy dry spell: About 48 hours, otherwise we're both irritable usually resulting in banging it out as soon as I get home from work while the kids are playing or immediately after they go to bed.

EDIT: Haven't fapped in like 5+ yrs, y'all are crazy
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post 1466891401 10-17-2016, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Frank
OP, read "the sex starved marriage", with your wife. Its written by a female and helps them understand a mans needs srs. They think that fapping can replace sex.
Wrong advice and wrong book.

OP pm me.
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post 1466891841 10-17-2016, 09:10 AM
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post 1466892001 10-17-2016, 09:11 AM
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when I had a gf we would see each other only on weekends so longest was maybe 2 weeks
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post 1466893751 10-17-2016, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By datderelowtes
When I anticipate another excuse I say ok, what page is this from?
Husband: Honey, here's two aspirin for you.
Wife: But I don't have a headache.
Husband: Great, let's have sex!
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post 1466894211 10-17-2016, 09:31 AM
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Like 4 days or however long her period lasts. Do not smash on period crew that's groce. Never gone longer than a week and cant imagine how any married couple does.
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post 1466894221 10-17-2016, 09:31 AM
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If you're living together, there is no viable excuse unless the sexual desire is dried up on one side or the other.

You don't beg or tell or ask for sex, or wait till she's horny. You make her horny. You should know what turns your wife on.

She's tired from a long day at work? Offer to massage her and touch her in all her erogenous zones. This should turn on any woman who is even remotely attracted to you.

Really there is no reason unless she's disgusted with you that you're not having sex more often while living under the same roof. None at all
post 1466895191 10-17-2016, 09:40 AM
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This is why I've never considered getting married : Once you've put a ring on it they feel entitled to deny you sex otherwise while you were dating there was always the threat that you would dump her and get the pussy from someone else and she would give to you even if she was not feeling like it.

What's the point in getting married if it's for having less sex : According to your vows you're already supposed to bang the same pussy for the rest of your days, ayy LMAO if you're only getting once in a while.
post 1466895341 10-17-2016, 09:42 AM
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How is it possible to have a dry spell with your wife? I never understood.....

Just go and get it...

Idiots who say "don't get married" just married the wrong woman
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post 1466895661 10-17-2016, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
Wrong advice and wrong book.

OP pm me.
The fuk you know about marriage? lol.
post 1466895901 10-17-2016, 09:47 AM
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OP PM me if you're serious about fixing this. I'll point you in the right direction.
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post 1466896011 10-17-2016, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Frank
The fuk you know about marriage? lol.
He was married you dolt.
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post 1466896121 10-17-2016, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By InVentive44
He was married you dolt.
was. Now he's a 46 year old dude bragging to 20 year olds about his sexual conquests.
post 1466896491 10-17-2016, 09:53 AM
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post 1466897261 10-17-2016, 09:59 AM
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Sexors daily. If it is shark week, then it's BJ time.

If you all aren't mutually concerned with pleasing each other, it wont work.
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Originally Posted By Fist-Of-Freedom
How is it possible to have a dry spell with your wife? I never understood.....

Just go and get it...

Idiots who say "don't get married" just married the wrong woman
Yeah cuz it's SOOOOOOOO easy to find the right woman that won't be passive aggressive when stress over runs her brain or holds out on sex.

It's not that simple.
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Originally Posted By Frank
The fuk you know about marriage? lol.
I know I was never turned down for sex one time in 16yrs. I know she was pregnant for over three years straight. I know that she wanted me to give her some type of lifetime fwb deal that I turned down.

What do you know?
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post 1466897681 10-17-2016, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By TXBuddy
Sexors daily. If it is shark week, then it's BJ time.

If you all aren't mutually concerned with pleasing each other, it wont work.
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post 1466897691 10-17-2016, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
I know I was never turned down for sex one time in 16yrs. I know she was pregnant for over three years straight. I know that she wanted me to give her some type of lifetime fwb deal that I turned down.

What do you know?
So what happened to your marriage? Maybe like you like to let us know you're just irresistible to women, naturally, and what works for a "slayer" doesn't work for the typical average joe?

It's like a guy who's been skinny his whole life giving advice on how to lose weight. I'd rather listen to a former fatty myself.
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I'd straight up cheat on her. If I addressed the issue with my wife and she continued not having sex. I will cheat.


Edit:

I'm engaged and have sexors approx 6 times a week and we have been like this for 3 years. I have a superman level of testosterone cruising through my body and I dont plan on getting that lower any time soon. That being said if I did not get adequate sexors. I would do the same as if I didnt get adequate food. I'd find more food elsewhere. srs
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Originally Posted By Frank
So what happened to your marriage? Maybe like you like to let us know you're just irresistible to women, naturally, and what works for a "slayer" doesn't work for the typical average joe?

It's like a guy who's been skinny his whole life giving advice on how to lose weight. I'd rather listen to a former fatty myself.
One thing is that she is crazy. Has anger problems and was physically abusive. Second she tried to use divorce as a means of manipulation to get me to make career changes I didn't want to take.

I have two miscers that are in my family (I just found our recently) they can confirm but I'm not going to out them to you guys. But I can probably screen cap a msg from one of them.

Also when I was married I didn't know as much as I do now. There are naturally two types of men.

You have beta chumps that women love to live with but cheat on or don't phuck them.

Then you have guys like me that women love to use for sex but can't usually deal with them beyond 6 months.

I have worked on gaining some of the LTR skills the beta guys have while keeping the pussy drenching qualities I naturally posses.

It's not easy for me and a lot of it feels unnatural but it will be necessary if I want to have another LTR.

I recognize my weaknesses and I know my strengths.

One thing you don't do is give your wife a book to read if you're not getting sex. That will lower attraction even more.

You fix your chit and the attraction will follow.

I know where the proper resources are. I have been accused of trying to bennifit from helping people so I refuse to openly name them now.

I enjoy helping people just because it's good for my soul. I'm looking to make money from it.
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post 1466902581 10-17-2016, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
One thing is that she is crazy. Has anger problems and was physically abusive. Second she tried to use divorce as a means of manipulation to get me to make career changes I didn't want to take.

I have two miscers that are in my family (I just found our recently) they can confirm but I'm not going to out them to you guys. But I can probably screen cap a msg from one of them.

Also when I was married I didn't know as much as I do now. There are naturally two types of men.

You have beta chumps that women love to live with but cheat on or don't phuck them.

Then you have guys like me that women love to use for sex but can't usually deal with them beyond 6 months.

I have worked on gaining some of the LTR skills the beta guys have while keeping the pussy drenching qualities I naturally posses.

It's not easy for me and a lot of it feels unnatural but it will be necessary if I want to have another LTR.

I recognize my weaknesses and I know my strengths.

One thing you don't do is give your wife a book to read if you're not getting sex. That will lower attraction even more.

You fix your chit and the attraction will follow.

I know where the proper resources are. I have been accused of trying to bennifit from helping people so I refuse to openly name them now.

I enjoy helping people just because it's good for my soul. I'm looking to make money from it.
eh, helped us out immensely. GL with working your chit out.
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Originally Posted By stevebec
Husband: Honey, here's two aspirin for you.
Wife: But I don't have a headache.
Husband: Great, let's have sex!
lol.

I used all 5 reps in this thread, pity greens, this is sad. I have had the 3 week spell myself and it sucks. Good luck boyos.

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Originally Posted By Frank
eh, helped us out immensely. GL with working your chit out.
I will tell anybody what books to read and where to go for help and my stupid phone left out the word not.

I'm happy to tell anybody where to go for help for free if they PM me.
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gonna save this thread to remind myself to never get married
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