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post 1469355251 11-03-2016, 05:41 AM
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GF got a sexual surprise for me on my bday mad FAs?



Prob getting a three some too (been working on that for a while almost got it Halloween). Question is why can't it be a regular thing? I swear women and using sex as a reward

Edit:

Three sun confirmed

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post 1469355291 11-03-2016, 05:42 AM
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She's bringing another guy with her to **** you.

Or she will cuck you.

If it is something she never does for you no matter what then it can't be good.

Also, pics of her.
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post 1469355421 11-03-2016, 05:44 AM
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So you basically get no pussy, and you're bragging about b-day sex? C'mon brah.
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post 1469355541 11-03-2016, 05:46 AM
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she's going to tonguepunch your fartbox
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post 1469355581 11-03-2016, 05:47 AM
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sounds like that threesome is gonna happen brah

she's looking forward to getting spit roasted
post 1469355591 11-03-2016, 05:47 AM
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post 1469355701 11-03-2016, 05:48 AM
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inb4 she ties you down and cucks you with a broadcaster while all you can do is watch in horror/arousel
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post 1469355711 11-03-2016, 05:48 AM
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Edited OP wth three sum confirmation
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post 1469355981 11-03-2016, 05:52 AM
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post 1469356041 11-03-2016, 05:53 AM
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maybe the surprise is babynames.com
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post 1469356091 11-03-2016, 05:54 AM
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Lol you'll be lying on your back while she is being bent over you by a bbc. If you act like a good little cuckie that you are, maybe she'll even let you slurp all the cum that he leaves in your gf's sweet, tight sugar hole. What a treat!
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post 1469356181 11-03-2016, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Edited OP wth three sum confirmation
so alejandro and Guillermo are gonna be Eiffel towering her while u fap in the corner brah



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post 1469356291 11-03-2016, 05:57 AM
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post 1469356551 11-03-2016, 06:01 AM
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not enough of these

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post 1469356721 11-03-2016, 06:04 AM
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not mad because you brag on the misc lol

the surprise is she caught herpes with Tyrone and you are infected too
post 1469356731 11-03-2016, 06:04 AM
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Op has a problem cumming too quickly.
guys i not afriad 2 show my boobs cuz they r just boobs but i aint a slut yall so sorry i aint showing cuz i have respect for my self

Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:26pm = 35.

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post 1469356761 11-03-2016, 06:04 AM
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the 3sum except not thing

She picking up another guy to bang in front of you brah? That's pretty much a threesome, except not.
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post 1469356911 11-03-2016, 06:07 AM
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Just don't cum quick lol
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post 1469356991 11-03-2016, 06:08 AM
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Meaning I have to condom up with other person
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post 1469357021 11-03-2016, 06:08 AM
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Congratulations on having a Sloot for a gf. What a cuck
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post 1469357211 11-03-2016, 06:10 AM
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I can confirm, I am sexual surprise
post 1469357251 11-03-2016, 06:12 AM
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Good luck on your premature ejaculation goals of 2016, hopefully the surprise isn't Tysharn who lasts a good 45 minutes whilst you're handcuffed to the bedpost.
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post 1469357321 11-03-2016, 06:13 AM
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post 1469357381 11-03-2016, 06:14 AM
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show her your anime porn collection
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post 1469357701 11-03-2016, 06:20 AM
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youve got a lot to prove to the misc pube head
post 1469357781 11-03-2016, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I can confirm, I am sexual surprise
Fuark. Op, is gonna fall in that gash after you're done tearing it up
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post 1469358031 11-03-2016, 06:25 AM
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lay on your back
post 1469358431 11-03-2016, 06:30 AM
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If that's your b-day gift then everyday is my birthday
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post 1469358551 11-03-2016, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I can confirm, I am sexual surprise
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post 1469358691 11-03-2016, 06:33 AM
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I get sex twice a day the surprise is it's something special strong retards ITT coping hard
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