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Thread: Based on ur avi i will determine how many beers id have with u

post 1470147881 11-08-2016, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By wheynweed⏩
In queer
fukk sup HULK? ur my guy. srs. we chilling....im already like 14 beers DEEP....have like 3 or 4 with u...then im like yo fr fr...im bout to freestyle. u legit like not interested at all. annoyed at me. some where in my tiny drunken chimp brain I decide that u trynna BATTLE ME. so I start going INN on u.....AY U BIG FOR NOTHING OVER GROWN HOMER....LOOK LIKE THESE HOES WOULD RATHER DRINK CANCER THEN GO HOME W U SOBER....ayyyyyyyyyyy. u grab me by my shirt an toss me across the bar thru the wall. comatose for 4 months. u come to check on me out of pity an while u visiting I wake up an see u....recognize ur face then start spittin mad bars on u again..YO MY GUY U ON THAT FROGTECH DONT U KNOW THAT IM A BOSS YET>? IM IN THE CRANBERRY WHIP WITH.....before I even finish u crush my head in with a literal tree that u unrooted from the nearby hospital window. I think we had like 5 beers before u put hands on me.
post 1470148931 11-08-2016, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ppscalzo⏩
In boyo
lol u sitting at the bar in a singlet and wearing a smiley face an im so confused. slide a brewha ur way via long bar beer slide like on tv. ha nailed it. u catch it....then smiley face chnges to tongue out emoji. oh chit my guy u are a living emoji generator haha.....srs legit terrifying to see...u go thru more emojis in a matter of 3 beers then half my tinder matches have in the past month.....CRY FACE MOJI TO TEAR STREAMING FACE MOJI ULTRA COMBO TO FIRE MOJI THEN SUNGLASS MOJI.....I mean strong combo legit but....jesus man nightmare fuel. we have like 7 more beers before I start entering what I can only imagine is some later stage of dementia or advanced psychosis.
post 1470148971 11-08-2016, 12:47 PM
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post 1470149821 11-08-2016, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By KRC63⏩
inb4 350
its funny u would say that........cuz like yo....haha.....we sitting there....drinking prolly about 2 hundred beers or so....atleast. this was from September to like now.....the old pub owner used to be a shylock(sp) he lets us sleep in the attic as long as we clean up the pub after closing.....broke must of my fingers for lazy cleaning jobs thru out the months but so far its been worth it.......u tell me about how u have some idea to take over the pub and get the deed from patsy(shylock owner) ...I look at u horrified....my hand look like the butler from scary movie 2 at this point.....we have drank about 349 beers at this stage.....I start to weep openly like a small woman. u console me. I declare my sobriety and head home.
post 1470149891 11-08-2016, 12:53 PM
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Make it whiskey?
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post 1470150371 11-08-2016, 12:56 PM
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post 1470150581 11-08-2016, 12:56 PM
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can we make it bourbon?
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post 1470151811 11-08-2016, 01:03 PM
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Read every response and lold.

In for beers my guy.
post 1470151931 11-08-2016, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Werehusky⏩
Is it okay if I bring some Flunitrazepam.
ayy drugs 6 pack bruh nice ur my guy. I look over an u itching like u got bed bugs....not cuz Flunitrazepam...not even sure what that is honestly...just think cuz u a dirtbag prolly idk....but u shredded wheat...we talking an u like yea yea yea I got like 6 roomates///an im like uh jeez this guys a heroin addict no wonder he so lean.....so I have like 2 beers....u drink like 9 in the time I drink 2.....u sober as a cobra.....this my first tip off.....so I stick around....intrigued by ur insane tolerance for brew/ curious if u will reveal what drug is helping u power thru the alcohol poisoning threshold u clearly crossed 2 days ago......I glance away and u taking a bite out of the bar....like clean thru the bar....super human strength....then sum black hooligans come in....takes like 9 of them to break ur legs and subdue u....I guess u owed them money idk...was messed up.
post 1470152981 11-08-2016, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Daz206⏩
hey i want in on this thread!!
lol this ****ot listen to kid cudi in the dark an finger his angus while he thinks of his 2nd grade crush and cries into an old catchers mitt that his father never tossed a single ball to. LOL woah but ur my guy so srs....none of that even like an issue....I think u a cool dude....so like we hanging having some brewhahas ...just reg stuff im like yo haha how much u tip the barber? u don't respond....I glance over like....yo...uh...r we talking or u gonna like respond? never had sum1 go nc on me in person....then u just burst out..... I THOUGHT SHE WAS 19 SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 19 WTFTFTFFTFJJJKPJRNFR...............im like woah...my guy....this 5th beer is on me.....rape u in person.
post 1470154291 11-08-2016, 01:17 PM
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post 1470154451 11-08-2016, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By EvilCulprit⏩
mkay
how u only got hair from under belly button I have to vacuum my belly hair WHY FUKK GOD HAVE U DONE ME LIKE THIS...I mean uh ayyyy semetrical brah ur my guy. I BET U GOT IT TWISTED U DONT KNOW WHO TO TRUST SO MANY PLAYER HATIN NIG GAS TRYNNA SOUND LIKE US....wait wot. I walk up on u.....u werin a wife beater its January. I respect ur wardrobe decision. srs. ur face is horrible scarred, sewn back together w baboon flesh by giant nubock threads interweaving ur charred puss blistered face ...smells like rotten punana cooked inside of an old boot with a blow torch. haha ur def my guy/ have 1 beer with u then throw up ojnto myself in disgust but leave legit happy I met u, personality 10 stars.
post 1470156561 11-08-2016, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By WinterFresh⏩
We getting yucky or what bro?
LOL WHAT my guy got a woman horse that he ride around town like a champion? lol jesus why hasn't this caught on yet? brb riding women to work. brb no more road rage...just smooth sailing. so I see u pull up to the bar on ur chariot....she like a 4/10 but she a mule....can tell she prolly got like 120 on the dash. her knees all bloody lol prolly fell a couple times on the way over. lol im lolling. we drinking for a while just having an all out great time im like.....prolly 8 beers inn....still coherent but clearly should not be behind the wheel....im like YOOO .....an I eye over to the chick....lemme take her for a spin bruh? CMON DOG FR FR ILL BE MAD CAREFUL/.//.before u evenm agree I sprint from bar do Olympic 2 foot long jump flying mount her back LOL she not even ready literally drive her face first into the ground and snap both her knees. lol get up lolling...look over at u...u lolling....u we drink till they close. 30 block drank. ur my guy.
post 1470156971 11-08-2016, 01:35 PM
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post 1470157641 11-08-2016, 01:39 PM
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post 1470157721 11-08-2016, 01:39 PM
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post 1470157861 11-08-2016, 01:41 PM
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post 1470158071 11-08-2016, 01:41 PM
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fuking died on the 1st page of this thread

# of beers I'd have with op = all the beers

he seems fukin fun
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post 1470158681 11-08-2016, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
how many *******
ayyy lead guitarist for united states of Atari. arms open like singing hook of hit song....bout to stage dive...haha srs ur a piece of chit. look like u play adult kickball and go to the winery to paint pictures of flowers then post them on fb. lol u at the bar looking like the pizza delivery guy lol wtf drop the pizza off and go weirdo. loser legit. didn't play mortal kombat with the blood code cuz was too violent. lol u mumbling green day dookie covers under ur breath when I walk up and just kick the bar stool out from under u and tiger jungle punch u until u look like a Claymation character. 0 beers
post 1470159291 11-08-2016, 01:49 PM
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post 1470159371 11-08-2016, 01:50 PM
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post 1470159511 11-08-2016, 01:50 PM
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post 1470159921 11-08-2016, 01:53 PM
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How long you gnna make me sit at the bar like a bish waiting fella?
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post 1470160291 11-08-2016, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ProteenBrah⏩
inb4 OP north carolinas this thread
lmao how did I skip first person to sign in. YO my guy. I feel awful. so listen.that haircut...haha I dig it...remember son in law with pauly shore? ur the bad guy...the varsity country capt of the football mega douche....like the real champion but then ******* pauly loser homer piece of chit ruin ur life and steal ur wife and family then punch ur head off and u land into sum poop.....that's what ur haircut does for me. I dig it. so we having like atleast 4 beers...ur a local....its fine...but u mad at me cuz im not...SORRY I DONT WORK IN THE MINES U PERFECT CHINNED CLARK KENT LOOKING SAVAGE DIKHEAD srs u like a railroad hammerer. u drinking local brew....I order sam adams. lol. 5 beers....but theres alotve tension.
post 1470161111 11-08-2016, 01:59 PM
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post 1470161331 11-08-2016, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I'll never pass up a free beer
wtf who said I was buying u chit?! stupid ass scarf. u sitting at the bar. u a literal sketch drawing. u look at me like AY NEVER TURN DOWN A FREE BEER. I lol....say to u....I bet not homeless ****ot lol sheesh...u smell like halitosis ....BARKEEP////would sum1 escort this potentially dangerous individual who smells of rotting flesh out of this establishment? u start to get all uppity with me..grab me by the shirt....I DEFENDED THIS COUNTRY IN DESERT STORM U FURKING LITTLE **** GUINEAA DAGO....wooooooooooooooooooooow literally appalled at u attacking my ethnicity so blatantly which such aggression and cold hearted ugliness. 0 beers. an id like u to know its 2016 u cant speak to people like that anymore. smh.
post 1470161571 11-08-2016, 02:01 PM
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how many have you beers me with?
post 1470161721 11-08-2016, 02:02 PM
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I won't put it all the way in op.
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post 1470162111 11-08-2016, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
Beer & whisky only crew

How many OP?
oh NICE kickboxer ur my GUY. mai tais w the muey tai guy. ur my guy. srs. u outside kicking the tree outside thr bar...over....and over...and over.....shin bleeding/....I go to bar and actually grab us a brew and bring it out for u....don't want to interrupt ur training. sum old wizard guy standing behind u ...he don't speak. u look over and go to accept the beer then wizrd guy takes ur left knee out with bow staff at the speed of sound....OH CHIT I lol/.//yo my man fukked u UPPPP lol.....damn bone poking thru ur knee and then the wizard finally spoke...one word only......AGHAIN. u look at him in terror.......but u kno........its the tree....or the staff...........lol I lol and head out......0 beers...but not for lack of effort....wanted to drink with u my guy....maybe next time.
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