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post 1473325311 12-01-2016, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I'm pretty sure that's Labrador and not actual steak.
Originally Posted By yoxnick⏩
my first thought too...poverty steak might actually be poverty cat :0
nah steak is legit, i dont trust a woman to shop for my steaks. though in hindsight it might as well been cat/dog

im more worred about the dumpling 'meat'
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473325631 12-01-2016, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By PrivilegeCheker⏩
You married someone that can't cook?
Originally Posted By Scribblies⏩
lol.

but srs brah , you got a Chinese woman to cook a steak? that steak is your fault then.
'gna send her back to Sichuan to learn from her grandma (srs her grandma cooks better food for her pigs (RIP they just got slaughtered in time for Chinese New Year))
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post 1473325831 12-01-2016, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
honeymoon in 5* hotel in thailand



some cafe



making those fuking dumplings



getting cucked by the goddamn batman

Shes cute brah. Definitely looks like one cheeky bish though.
post 1473325931 12-01-2016, 08:46 AM
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That cow died for our sins and she cooks it like that? Jesus Christ. Absolutely pissening
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post 1473326361 12-01-2016, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
'gna send her back to Sichuan to learn from her grandma (srs her grandma cooks better food for her pigs (RIP they just got slaughtered in time for Chinese New Year))
honestly though, are the women there really controlling to their men because there is a shortage of them? so more entitled ? would be cool to get your input as you live in the mainland
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post 1473326441 12-01-2016, 08:50 AM
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im off to hatefuk her (nearly midnight here in chinaland need to be up in 6 hrs, macros not hit and not getting my 8 hrs sleep, gainz lost, catabolic state entered and cortisol > 9k) will check in tomorrow with update on situation
Originally Posted By Scribblies⏩
honestly though, are the women there really controlling to their men because there is a shortage of them? so more entitled ? would be cool to get your input as you live in the mainland
their men yes since they have natty Chinese levels of T (lolololsrs) but every Western (US, UK, EU, i.e. white) brah that's married Chinese runs the house generally, we get the pick of pretty much whoever we want (im only 5'3 and slayed ****** poosy like u wudn't believe the first 3 years I was here and single) any dink over 4" is 'OMG ITS SO BIG' reaction so I guess at least 50% of miscers would make it here SRS
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473326621 12-01-2016, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
she only offers to cook once in a blue moon, so I always agree to eat whatever chit she's decided to attempt to cook and always complement her to encourage her to cook more, but still tastes like crap
the tour was over right there
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post 1473326681 12-01-2016, 08:52 AM
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Tour is over. She was running out of glow time anyway. looks like she did you a favor by giving you a reason to upgrade to a newer model.

Good luck bro. NC starting to get a little cold this time of year now though so pack a jacket
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post 1473326781 12-01-2016, 08:53 AM
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post 1473327191 12-01-2016, 08:56 AM
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this you op?

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post 1473327241 12-01-2016, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Tour is over. She was running out of glow time anyway. looks like she did you a favor by giving you a reason to upgrade to a newer model.
dfw shes only 22 and already glow fading
We're all gonna make it.
post 1473327281 12-01-2016, 08:57 AM
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she's cheating, boyo
post 1473327401 12-01-2016, 08:58 AM
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pissening. 5* thread.

What supps on the counter boyo?
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post 1473327511 12-01-2016, 08:59 AM
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You would think with a mail order bride she'd come with a certain set of skills. Must only be happy endings.
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post 1473327521 12-01-2016, 08:59 AM
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absolute harambe

time to divorce
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post 1473327531 12-01-2016, 08:59 AM
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She looks about 14.

Spoiler!
Das it mane.
post 1473327651 12-01-2016, 09:00 AM
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im not hatin but
on pic #2 and #3 ur wife's face is terrible

edit: anyways op wat u even doing in china?
if you're really 5'3 then respect brah, gj
post 1473327781 12-01-2016, 09:01 AM
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Tell her to take the pork dumpling mix, and just fry it in a pan. Then take the wraps and deep fry them for chips. Spread the crumbled cook pork over the chips, then top with a soy-ginger-honey sauce.

Now you got Chinese Nachos.

One and done. Ain't no one got time to make 15 phvcking dumplings.
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post 1473327821 12-01-2016, 09:02 AM
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I'm far more upset about the overcooked steak than the missing dumpling...

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post 1473327831 12-01-2016, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I'm pretty sure that's Labrador and not actual steak.
Legit made me and GF lol
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post 1473328011 12-01-2016, 09:04 AM
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What country are you from? (Like what passport do you have?)
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post 1473328171 12-01-2016, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By jonnicola⏩
dfw shes only 22 and already glow fading
she's 22?!?
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post 1473328191 12-01-2016, 09:06 AM
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post 1473328921 12-01-2016, 09:12 AM
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In on roll bread. This chit can't be srs.

OP hope you signed a pre-nup
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post 1473329491 12-01-2016, 09:17 AM
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post 1473329981 12-01-2016, 09:20 AM
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post 1473330581 12-01-2016, 09:25 AM
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Three strikes and you're out boyo...

Strike 1:
> Didn't marry classical broad who knows how to cook

Strike 2:
> Number one isn't a game-ender if you had learned to cook - I know some guys that are the chefs in the house - but you didn't.

Strike 3:
> PENDING.
I'm guessing your failure to learn about life after marriage before pulling the trigger on any ole gash will somehow become her fault. Maybe you guys will gimp along for a few years, but unless you fix this disconnect now, it'll end in your biggest failure yet: divorce - the failure to hold together a simple symbiotic relationship with your chosen mate. You will have failed to provide her with the level of emotional and physical security required to maintain the relationship and therefore failed at your most basic responsibility as head-of-house. You will no longer be worthy of the title MAN. You'll simply be male. Best to just LDAR now.
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post 1473330641 12-01-2016, 09:26 AM
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does she speak english?

how do you communicate?

howd you even meet lol
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post 1473330841 12-01-2016, 09:26 AM
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Cut one of the dumplings in half. That makes it 15 dumplings...

Morans these days I swear.
post 1473331121 12-01-2016, 09:28 AM
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So OP is married to a mannequin?
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