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Thread: Is this it boyos? Beginning of the end of my marriage (srs)

post 1473331151 12-01-2016, 09:28 AM
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Surely this is abuse of the SRS tag or you're a huge (figuratively cuz you're literally a 5'3" manlet) a-hole.

Did you purposely go to China so you can find a woman that would be submissive to your tiny, little self?
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post 1473331371 12-01-2016, 09:30 AM
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OP got cucked by the leftover dumpling
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post 1473332461 12-01-2016, 09:39 AM
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Hairlines of peace, RIP OP's manlet, baldcel sons.


Going to get cucked by Chinese Chads.
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post 1473332581 12-01-2016, 09:41 AM
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if you are having these thoughts opee you seriously need to consider your marriage. also asian chicks are batchit crazy during breakups. basically all your chit will be smashed/ stolen/ broken.
post 1473332731 12-01-2016, 09:42 AM
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op is 3'14"

LOLOLOL!!!!
I loe e.
post 1473332741 12-01-2016, 09:42 AM
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just wanted to point out, since no one else did, maybe she made 15 dumplings and tried one to make sure it was finished, hence 14
...you're probably getting cucked tho
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post 1473333901 12-01-2016, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By alphacoa⏩
just wanted to point out, since no one else did, maybe she made 15 dumplings and tried one to make sure it was finished, hence 14
...you're probably getting cucked tho
Any halfassed cook would know to make a couple extra....one for tasting and extras in case one falls apart or gets ****ed somehow. Less than rookie mistake on her part. I would put the shame on her father for allowing his daughter to get to that age without learning to cook properly.
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post 1473335261 12-01-2016, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By 4Adz4⏩
Just lol at that Steak, 0 sear, looks like it's still alive yet it's overdone and probably has the texture of a Michelin tire.

I'd slap the hoe with the steak just for disrespecting your palette like that OP, ****ing disgusting behaviour from your spouse.
This, if a lass set that down infront of me I'd bend her over my knee, roll it up and shove it up her angus cos it'sSHIET
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post 1473335601 12-01-2016, 10:06 AM
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fuking lol
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post 1473336381 12-01-2016, 10:15 AM
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I don't really understand why she didn't just give you one of her dumplings when she could make so more for herself. But I also don't think one less dumpling is anything to have this much rage about lol.
post 1473339921 12-01-2016, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710⏩
You put a lot of effort into this thread but its really not that entertaining

Sorry fella
this,

tryhard thread 2/10

2 for effort
post 1473342561 12-01-2016, 11:12 AM
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Is OP gonna have to choke a bish?
post 1473342701 12-01-2016, 11:13 AM
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The srs tag means nothing anymore
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post 1473343221 12-01-2016, 11:16 AM
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Feel so bad for you OP, that is seriously one of the worst steaks I have ever seen.
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post 1473343891 12-01-2016, 11:21 AM
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how much did you pay for your wife?
i mean, you can't rape someone into peeing on you- tellitagain

i saw about 10 on the train this morning that i'd like to swim in a bathtub of their piss srs -tellitagain

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post 1473344081 12-01-2016, 11:22 AM
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wtf, did she microwave those steaks?
post 1473344261 12-01-2016, 11:23 AM
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how much plastic surgery does she have? over/under $25k?
post 1473344371 12-01-2016, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By InstantLoser⏩
Maybe your wife is just stupid and can't tell the difference between 14 and 15.
Neither can OP with how young this bish looks
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post 1473344401 12-01-2016, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By TravisScottt⏩
this,

tryhard thread 2/10

2 for effort
Give him credit. He found a way to make miscers run in a thread hoping to foam at the mouth over a cheating sloot and also was able to brag about having a cute wife who he can "hate fuk" when he wants.Throw in "steak" and "doesnt cook so often" to make it misc relatable.

Sts tag means nothing. How long have you been married o.p?
post 1473345071 12-01-2016, 11:29 AM
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Location: Zhuhai, China

Brah, you can't expect murican steak in China.

This is how a king eats steak:



Just lmao at china
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post 1473345121 12-01-2016, 11:29 AM
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OP bitch you need the slapping.

Why are you in the dining room when you should be in the bedroom with that extremely hot wife?

Sheesh - kids! Ya can't teach them anything.
post 1473346171 12-01-2016, 11:38 AM
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the fuk is wrong with her forehead?
fist yourself
post 1473346861 12-01-2016, 11:43 AM
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I'm excited/repulsed all at the same time.









dat steak though
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post 1473347711 12-01-2016, 11:51 AM
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Why are you guys wearing Christmas lights?
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post 1473347811 12-01-2016, 11:52 AM
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In the off-chance this is serious (I'd reckon about a 1% chance), you should settle the fuk down. Being hot headed and whiny are not characteristics of a man. You're a good looking couple, pull the stick out of your arse and get your chit together. This petty chit makes you sound like you're on your period.

Keep reminding her of how to cook a steak and portion sizes until she gets it right. No need to lose your chit.
post 1473349421 12-01-2016, 12:05 PM
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Whatever Kumar
post 1473349711 12-01-2016, 12:07 PM
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Dude she's asian, just have her cook you some orange chicken
post 1473350801 12-01-2016, 12:14 PM
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You flew into a rage because your wife didn't cook 1 dumpling, and you let a woman cook your steak for you?


Lololol
post 1473351801 12-01-2016, 12:22 PM
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lol'd so hard at this thread srs
post 1473354801 12-01-2016, 12:46 PM
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Is she tight? Mind if I tap that once or twice?
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