Yea...sure.

Just got home and more mutantizing to come...

Jokes on you I already know I'd be the silver surfer

Age: 25

At 6'1, you both share the same height & love eating chicken wings - you areRedneck. You were a student of the Xavier Institute. You came from a large family in Arkansas, experienced first hand violence against mutants and became friends with fellow student Radian. You were ready to fight Cassandra Nova as she made her second assault. Instead, you became mentally controlled by Nova and was forced to fight the X-Men on her behalf (y'all some weak minded pussy whipped fools). You and the other students were freed soon after by theStepford Cuckoos. (of course, it just had to be him lol)

Your powers: Heat Generation - you have the power to absorb and generate a buildup of thermokinetic energy in your hands and lower arms to melt or burn anything you touched. This power especially comes in handy (teehee) when you can't take going on 'No Fap" for any much longer and you like to slightly heat up your Vasoline slathered palms to do the "deed", if you get what I'm sayin'.

Well, that warm handed fun was super great while it lasted cuz later on in life, you lose that power but nowadays, you're using a suit and weapons derived from technology used by the Beetle and Turbo (your brahs 4 life), you can fly and fire an array of both lethal and non-lethal projectiles from your wrist-mounted gauntlets. You're also armored in an osmium alloy, making you durable enough to act as a human battering ram, although sometimes in the privacy of a bedroom, you prefer getting rammed too when the mood calls for it.

You when you still had the fun powers in your hands:




You, currently:




If Fabio were a mutant, you'd be him but lucky for you, this one is just as studly with the golden locks - you areAdam Xbut depending on your mood, you also go byX-treme. You were raised by a farmer named Jonath in a village on the Ch'Reesharaa planet (near Uranus, I think) in the Shi'ar Empire. You described the life on the planet as very harsh and hard to survive. At some point, the villagers captured wounded Imperial Praetor Guards. They helped them recover and then released them. However, the Guards returned and destroyed the village, with Adam as the sole survivor. Man, that is super fukked up. Goes to show you to never help out outsiders cuz once healed, they'll be back with back up to kill everyone but you got lucky and managed to escape from the planet and for years, wandered from place to place. Never staying for long, you became a fierce warrior and an experienced pilot. Under mysterious circumstances, you found yourself on Earth remembering almost nothing about your life, including your actual name.

Your powers & abilities: Electrokinetic Haemopyrokinesis/Sanguine Combustion: you can send an electric surge through oxygenated blood, which leads to ignition of the electrolytes present in blood, causing a person to burn from the inside out.

Also:

Enhanced Agility: your physical agility is about 10 times that of a normal human.
Enhanced Reflexes: your reflexes and ability to move are far superior to both human and Shi'ar.
Enhanced Strength: you can lift about 500 lbs.
Enhanced Speed: you can cover a few miles for a couple of minutes.
Enhanced Eyesight: you can see objects at least a mile away with precise clarity.
Enhanced Regeneration



You enjoy racing meaning you're probably fast at it so you are
Issa Koblev, a Russian born mutant and you're a triple with 2 other brothers. Y'all were born with your physiology mirroring those of snow leopards, revealing y'all to be mutants. Presumed to have been abandoned by your parents, all 3 of y'all became wards of the state and were enrolled in the Super Soldier School program where y'all were trained by Professor Piotr Phobos. During your study thre, you were the only triplet shown to have human intellect and speech. Your brothers were pretty much dumb asses.

You possess superhuman agility and reflexes, along with superhuman senses comprised of night vision, hyperosmia and hyperacusia. You also showcased superhuman stamina, strength and speed. You were trained in combat although you mostly relied on your natural, predator type offences.

You also have claws and fangs in which you use to kill and maim his opponents whenever you get called "Pussy" because that is the number 1 thing that you hate being called. Damn brah, you savage as fuk!

6'1''
Old
Basically I survive off Quest bars and Tea

Since you like adrenaline rushes (and later on, I'll let you know what you like to do), you areDoormanand you've also gained 3", making you manmore status @ 6'3. Before joining the Great Lakes Avengers, you were an average American youngster. Sometime during your years in college, your mother died. After completing four years of college and three years of graduate school, you decided to answer Mr. Immortal's newspaper ad asking "costumed adventurers" to join together and form a team. You, being a mutant and possessing your unique teleporting ability, are able to allow your teammates entrance into almost any structure, thus creating both a stealthy entrance as well as a surprise attack. Later on after an intense battle, you and your teammates found out that y'all were mutants and decided to switch your gang name to "Great Lakes X-Men".

Your powers & abilities:

- Teleportation (not to the extent like Nightcrawler's; with someone, you can only teleport them to be in the next room so no long distance chit)
- Portal generation
- Flight via skis (you get your adrenaline rush through this extreme sport)
- Intangibility (able to pass through physical matter)
- Ability to bring souls to the afterlife
- Levitation



Per your info given, you areEye Boy. WTF, Eye Boy?! Is probably what you're thinking. That's right, boy - eye did just go there. You were a new mutant that entered the Jean Grey School for Higher Learning. There, you became a student but was often very insecure/quiet because of your appearance. Knowing from experience, you requested the name 'Eye-Boy', after being called that by other people. With an eye for detail, you took up journalism and became the editor of the school paper.

Being covered in eyes, you have a 360 degree view of your surroundings from many impossible angles so you're completely aware of any incoming threats. And with a chit load of eyes all over your body, you're able to perceive things normal people can't such as seeing signs of radiation, electricity flow, and other things invisible to the naked eye. This includes the boundaries and presence of magic, seeing both spells and otherworldly beings. Your eyes placed over your body (in armpits, on balls, near pee hole, back, feet soles, right nipple, in angus hole, arms, etc...)are most likely unaffected by dirt, irritants, cum and other things that would hinder one's vision given your normal interactions.

What many don't know is that you're a sex addict. This doesn't mean that out slaying all these sloots - it just means that you're a straight up pervert (with your appearance, you have no choice) and will sneak in the women's locker room, hide some where and then watch everyone from all possible angles as your furiously masturbating. Your dream is to one day be part cyborg with tiny record video cameras implanted in all eyes, especially the one in your bung hole.

Here's you fake chit chatting for a while to buy time while looking up her skirt




G'damn dude, you're a supreme manmore and I'm gonna make you juicy and vascular as fuk! You look like you're on a perma-pump, so lucky. You areVessel, aka "The Love (say this part with a foreign accent) Messle". Girls absolutely love the fact that you're so overly veiny cuz it reminds 'em of a huge fully engorged caw---ok, moving on to a little info about ya. You're a mutant (obviously) who lived among the Morlocks (Sewer gang). You boasted that your ability to heal was better than Wolverine's fabled healing factor (Wolvie didn't take too kindly to that, bub). Inside of you were "shining lights" that had to be released in order for people to defeat you which brings me to this crucial info that you never want your enemies and foes to know. You actually release those "shining lights" through ejaculation and that is when you're at your most vulnerable. At that state, even Jubilee's sissy as sparkley powers can defeat you so this is one secret that must not get out. You absolutely love sex and are a sex god, hence your other self proclaimed name, but also hate what it does to you as a man afterwards. Don't worry though cuz you fully recover again in 3.50 minutes.

You're capable of absorbing the physical and psychic residue from the deceased to increase your size, strength, durability, resistance to injury, and healing ability to superhuman proportions.

So juicy

And it fukkin happened again, g'damn internet. Had finished the next 3 misctants (mirin new word vocab?) when internet crashed, just as I was gonna click submit.

Actually pushed the mouse lol

Mirin your creativity op, srs. Enjoying reading these

These are things I like
Do me!!

Bro start writing them up in a Google doc

Glad ya like. Your mutantization is coming up soon...Wait your turn, bub...I'll do you soon enoughGreat suggestion

[QUOTE=ardee2124 post_id=1479826611]Ben and Jerry's Salted Caramel Core
6'0
Linkin Park[/QUOTE]Sharing the same height at 6'0, you are[b]Blackthorn[/b], a trained Shi'ar Imperial Guardsman skilled in hand-to-hand combat but you're not that agile. You are able to communicate with plant-life and command them to do his bidding. An slave army of daffodils? What kind of bullchit power is this?! First off, relax - your power is actually really cool. Think of it as you having flower power. Being a plant, which had no vital internal organs that could be injured in battle, those plants could survive repeated thrusts by a sword. Also, you can have them in masses, shoot out pollen and thorns and chit at your foes. Giant tree limps breaking off and landing directly on their heads, snapping their necks, vines wrapping around necks and choking 'em to death, etc...yea, that's all you, dude.

Your other powers are: Healing & Invulnerability.

You're also a master of weapons.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/e5O6to7.jpg?1[/img]



[QUOTE=Kylevolution post_id=1479833811]5'9
I like pie's/pastries
[/b]Never been in a physical fight[/b][/QUOTE]b]Location: South Africa[/b]

You are the son of Black Panther and Storm. Your parents were always too busy trying to help and save other people so that never had time for you so instead, you were raised by Iron Man (yes, THAT Iron Man) alongside your friends James Rogers, Henry Pym Jr., and Torunn. Unlike your father who always argued with Tony (they're best mates, unsure if he ever fukked your mom Storm though), you always did what stark says and have great respect and trust in him. You still have unresolved daddy issues from him not being their during your crucial growing up period.

The days of you never having been in a physical fight before are long gone because you actually inherited all of your father's combat skills. This makes you an expert in practically all forms of armed and unarmed combat and a master of all martial arts including African and unknown forms.

Your powers & abilities is a combination of both of your parent's (and there's an ass load of it too):

Agility
Blast Power
Claws
Electricity Control
Energy Based Constructs
Energy Manipulation
Energy Shield
Enhance Mutation
Flight
Healing
Intellect
Stamina
Super Hearing
Super Sight
Super Smell
Super Speed
Super Strength

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Jsa3KUs.jpg?1[/img]



[QUOTE=bongowongo post_id=1479835321]Burgers

5' 8 in height

video games

[b]I have sikkening lats / back and toned arms[/b], but skinny fat torso

Batman is my favorite super hero

I listen to all music, but rock is probably my favorite

[b]love water sports[/b]- diving/snorkelling/ jetski






Pls deliver op ... dis gonna be good.[/QUOTE]During the summer, you love being wet by getting hosed off by your bros so you are[b]Namor[/b], the mutant son of a human sea captain and a princess of the mythical undersea kingdom of Atlantis. You were an angry young fella and grew up with strong anti-land-dweller sentiments after humans nearly exterminated the Atlantean race, your race. The only thing that you actually love about the human race is that you absolutely love banging them 2 legged land sloots. Since you never got the "Bees & the Birds" talk when you were a small fry, you had to learn it by watching how fish mated. This is crucial for how you pick out the sloots. You tend to go for the heavily acne prone sloots because since you were extremely naive on how having to have traditional sex with a human, you would really think that their zit covered faces were actually of eggs and would always deposit your sperm (2 pints worth of it, bruh) on their faces, hoping that the "eggs" will get fertilized so that you will have your own private army of yourself (in the 1000s) to someday fight against the "evil land dwellers". As the years passed by though, you eventually got past this and fought in World War II against the Axis Powers.

Your abilities & powers:

Aquatic adaptation
Superhuman strength, speed, agility and reflexes
Mild invulnerability
Flight via tiny wings on his ankles (so gloriously winged you are)
Longevity
Telepathic control over sea creatures (fuk yea! your slave army of Orcas and great white sharks!)
Ability to copy the powers of sea creatures (fuk yea! mimicking an octopus and sprouting 8 penises!)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Fl03qfx.jpg?1[/img]

6'2"
I dont use social media
I have an adamantium penis

bonus tidbit: I actually still own giant sized Xmen #1 and Xmen #s 94-250ish from my comic collecting days. srs.

Since Wolverine has already been assigned to someone else, you will be the next awesome mutant, who's almost just like him. You areDaken, who's actually Wolvie's son. Here's a lil background story about you: Back in the '40s, your dad Logan was married to a nice Japanese girl, but in an effort to bring him out of hiding, his pregnant wife (yo momma) was murdered by the Winter Soldier. The baby (which was you if you haven't caught up by now) survived and was raised by a Japanese family where the servants referred to you as "Daken" which translated as "bastard dog." (just lol cuz that's so fukked up). Eventually, you were told that it was your father, Logan, who had murdered your mother because your dad didn't want a child. Eager to get revenge, you began training so you could find and murder your father. You'll be wearing a Go Pro cam strapped to your head cuz you want to replay the footage of when you will (or at least try to) kill your dad but we know the truth and hopefully you will find out too before your dad really beats your ass cuz what you don't know is that your dad's bones have been fused with adamantium so he has adamantium claws while you only have your measly bone claws.

Ok, some additional info. You're also bisexual (srs). You've engaged in sexual situations with both men and women and as long as the asses keeps sitting on your faces, you don't care whose gender it belongs to. Clean or chit stained, you don't give a fuk cuz you just can't get enough! Anonymous ass rimming is what gets you off the most so you frequent adult book stores, glory holes (ones that are wide enough to just fit an ass through) and truck stops.

Your powers & abilities:

Excellent martial artist
Superhuman physical attributes
Accelerated healing factor
Retractable claws (guys especially love it when you tickle their bung holes before you devour it)
Hyper senses
Pheromone manipulation (you enjoy giving golden showers and your recipients absolutely love the odor)
Immunity to telepathy



Holy fuk! Saw this pic and it looks like your exact twin so you and this mutant were meant to be. You areCoachand come to think of it, you do look very coach-like, srs. Upon reading about your background story, you're actually one twisted mutant being and I'll let you know why. You were a mutant formerly known as the Arm, however it was severed on a mission. You were brought in to coach the new X-Force team, however, you conspired on which members should die (that's really bad).

You used your agents, Smoke and Succubus, to intimidate the members of the team...pretty much you were a bully having your henchmen do you dirty work. There's a disturbing part in your later life but that'll be for another time. The young sloots saw your bullying as an alpha trait so naturally, they would seduce you into giving them the D cuz I mean seriously, what sloot can resist a dominate male? I'll tell you which sloot. A dead one cuz no living sloot can.

Your power: superhuman strength.

See, what did I tell you. That's your fukking twin. I'll give you $100 if you can actually tell the difference between who's who and which one's really you.



Just some thoughts of mine: When I think of apples, I think of the color red. You being at 6'0, you're stuck in a height limbo where you're in between manverage and manmore height and it is just not a good spot to be at but worry, no more cuz you areRandom. Your complete origin is unclear. It appears that you were created from a mass of protoplasm by Dark Beast, making you the continuation of an experiment that Dark Beast began while Sinister's lead scientist in the Age of Apocalypse reality. It is also possible that you were born normally and then captured and experimented on by Dark Beast. What I'm saying is that this was a violation of your rights and you'll most likely go kill Dark Beast for doing this and you weren't thinking it, I'm glad that I had just given you the idea to. You love the color red cuz it reminds you of your favorite fruit and next, I'm gonna explain how you resolved that whole height limbo issue and it has to do with your powers.

Your body is composed of a form of protoplasm which you can reconstruct at will to change your size,HEIGHTand shape, alter to counteract any mutant force that is directed at you (within a certain perimeter, and shoot as bio-matter projectiles..you basically sling your fecal matter when feeling threatened. Arms ripped off? No problem. You can also regenerate damaged or detached/severed limbs.

i will be toad

-5'5
-Fave food is Liberal tears
-I like Batman

i'll play

6 feet
Like to play basketball
Doesn't like pico de gallo

Steak
5'6
Country

I remember watching in an episode of the cartoon X-Men when she was in this room with classical music playing and since you're also female with similar length hair, you areWhite Queen(no WK) aka Emma Frost. Here's a little background info on your about your early life: Born in Boston, Massachusetts, to the wealthy Winston and Hazel Frost; you're the third of four children. Your dad,Winston, is cold, ruthless, and domineering, often imposing impossibly high standards on y'all (the kids), while your abuses prescription drugs to cope with the tensions of the household. Thus, you obtain no emotional support from your parents or your sisters (jealous bitches), but gets along with your brother Christian.

At your school, Frost is ruthlessly bullied by your peers but finds support in teacher, Ian Kendall (uh oh - we all know where this is going). When your telepathic powers manifest, you're able to read the minds of others and glean information. You become a tutor to the other students and Ian recommends you to be a teacher, something your father refuses (he's read about the various stories about young student Chads banging female teachers - you dad misces every now and then, btw). On your way home from school one day, your car breaks down and Ian gives you a ride home (mmm hmmm). After reading his thoughts (that's invasion of privacy!) and learning that he thinks you're beautiful and intelligent, you him (whoop, there it is! another student/teacher relationship). Your sister Adrienne (that fukkin bitch!) records it and your dad uses the evidence to get Ian fired. You to fight back by blackmailing your father. Intrigued by your actions, he offers you the family fortune but you reject his offer and decides to make your own way in life because with one hand on your hip and fingers snapping, you're a strongblackindependent woman who don't need no man in your life, especially yo brother's daddy, to pay yo' bills. Nope, nuh uh - no siree.

Your powers & abilities:

Vast telepathic abilities, including mind control, memory alteration, and astral projection.

Capable of shapeshifting into a solid diamond with superhuman strength, stamina, psychic immunity, and durability.









Since you're both around the same height and both into science (sans your interest in the computer part - this science will makes more sense with your powers), you areFirefistand also are a firecrotch. You were born in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Raised by your uncle, you joined the US Navy at sixteen years of age. Your mutant power, generation of fire, manifests itself violently, burning a woman you were in the midst of banging. She got mad and called the cops. You get arrested but you set the arresting officer aflame and escapes (women love bad boys and your burnt lover got turned on witnessing all of this).

Further explanation of your powers and this is where science comes into play:

Pyrokinesis allows you to ignite oxygen molecules to inflame your own body, start fires anywhere within line-of-sight, and focus explosive jetstreams of pyroplasmic flame from your fists; natural immunity to heat and burning.

Pic taken by a witness of crime scene right as you are fire blasting the cop:



Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)

You lift, have long dark hair and are fit so this one's the perfect choice for you. You arePsylockeand was born in England (Gonna be completely honest here - I think England is part of Great Britain but am not really sure). You were Sir James Braddock's second adopted child and you and your twin brother Brian, and elder brother Jamie had a very privileged life. By the time your parents died, apparently in a lab accident but was really murdered by the computer Mastermind, you had become a charter pilot.

You're a Expert martial artist and here are your powers & abilities:

- Telekinesis
- Telepathy (you like to whisper sweet nothings into the heads of every Chads you see)
- Precognition
- Ability to construct weapons made of psychic energy, usually in the form of a katana or knife (would suck major balls for the guy who accidentally summons your inner Lorena Bobbitt)

^^

Oooooh I'm happy with thatthanks op! I'll rep when off r/c. And yep England is part of GB

YAY! More female mutants! We should be on a team.

If you do form a team, may I suggest the team name, "XXX-Women"?

































What? Like y'all weren't thinking that too.

Once home, more mutantizing to come later ...

Because of your misc username and your love for beef, you areWolf Cub. After the deaths of your parents, you, a young mutant who possesses a werewolf-like appearance, became the target of anti-mutant assassins. During that attempted attacks, you tweeted #HateCrimeOnPuppers and that caught the attention of particular group. During a potentially brutal attack, you were rescued by the X-Men known as Chamber and Cyclops and was subsequently enrolled at the Xavier Institute. Currently, you're still a youth, hence the word "Cub" in your code name and you're also not 6'1. You're a manlet at 5'8 but since you're still young, I predict that you'll grow to be 6'5 in a few more years so just be patient, ok?

So about your werewolf-like appearance - that's actually your permanent form. Unfortunately, you're not on that "Teen Wolf" time with that dude's heart throb looks but you get cool abilities & powers such as enhanced senses, strength, speed, agility, reflexes, coordination, balance and endurance. Additionally, you have razor-sharp claws and fangs, a full-body coat of fur, and pointed ears. You're still a virgin so none of the (lucky?) ladies have yet to experience your raw doggy style yet. In class at the Xavier Institute, you tend to dry hump Jean Grey's legs a lot as she's teaching but she doesn't mind it since she knows that THAT's just part the wolf part of you and that is just a natural instinctive behavior and she lets you know too that she knows so that it's not awkward. You just chuckle to yourself because in reality, you have total control of your behavior and you're just being a horny dog.



With your given info, this is your destiny to be him - you areBeast. We'll go back into the early part of your life and how your drug use started. In high school, you knew that you were different because of your...*ahem* rather large body parts in comparison to your peers. You had oversized hands & feet and when you looked at other penises in the locker room, yours was considerably much larger too...but then again, maybe they were just growers and not show-ers so til this day, you still wonder how you'd measure up if they all had erections because that'd make for a more accurate measurement. Ok man, enough with the cawk talk...let's move on. You were considered a nerdy jock and you excelled in sports, thanks to your enhanced human abilities. Still, you didn't know it was because you were a mutant. Other jocks took notice and accused you of being on the "juice" and things became too hostile so you enrolled at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters for the remainder of your school years.

Fast forward a few years - you leave the X-Men shortly after your 20th birthday, after remarking that you're no longer one of the "strangest teens of all". For some reason, you were real proud of that title. You become a research scientist at the Brand Corporation, a genetics research facility with all the accessible drugs at your disposal. You were truly a freak of a kid in a candy store. Your assistant, Linda Donaldson, quickly becomes your girlfriend and on the 15th date, she finally forces sex on you because you never made a move. To your delight after removing her panties, you find out that she was au naturale and did not shave or trim her genitals, at all and you quickly dove in, mouth first. During lab times which was also your drug habit time, you isolated a "hormonal extract" allowing anyone to become a mutant for a short period of time and used the mutagenic serum on yourself to disguise your appearance while foiling an attempt of someone trying to steal your research. You waited too long to reverse the process, leaving you permanently transformed.

You grew grey fur, which later turns blue, all over your body and acquires pointed ears, elongated canine teeth, claws, the ability to run on walls and ceilings like a spider, enhanced senses, an accelerated healing factor and a feral side which you still struggle to control. Your girlfriend left you immediately after the transformation because unlike you, she prefers her guys all twink-like down there in the genital area.


Oh, I'll fukkin do you alright. Well, StrongFella since you look strong, you are...big character change here...you areStrong Guyaka Guido Carosella. Yes siree, you're an actual Guido! Fist bump, mah dude! Ok bro, here's a little background info on ya: Born in Rhinebeck, New York to working class Italian parents, you gained a fortune in a settlement (fuk yea, you made it!) when his parents were killed by falling space debris (awww damn, fukkin space debris? What chitty luck). Skinny and shy, your mutant powers were triggered in childhood when an incident with schoolyard bullies and being hit by a bus ended in your body becoming disproportionately large and over-muscled (Cell tech users hate you), separating the already withdrawn boy (you) even further from your peers. You had the love and support of your aunt and uncle, who took you in after your parents' deaths. You coped with your emotional and physical pain caused by your mutation, by developing an outgoing "public face" aka "duck face", rarely letting even those close to you see you in any discomfort.

Your powers & abilities:

You possess superhuman strength which you can increase by absorbing kinetic energy and use it to enhance your physical strength to an unmeasured limit. However, you cannot store the energy you absorbed for very long; as a rule you must physically expend the energy within 90 seconds to prevent it from permanently distorting your body (you're at high risk for body dysmorphia). You are in constant pain from the existing distortion, although you hide it well, traditionally playing the role of team comedian to distract yourself but you're as funny as Amy Schumar though so your friends just laugh so that you don't your feelings hurt, I mean, who really wants to see a huge muscular dude crying like a little bitch, right? Right. You also have superhuman stamina and durability.

Holy chit, mah dude! You look like ProteinLover's twin, srs

likes mountain biking
senior investment adviser
plays league of legends

?

Lmao fuk you I don't know if I should be happy or curse you mayne.

It seems like I am the personification of what the misc thinks it is.

Mutanize me baby!

- First name is Wade srs
- my favorite superhero is Spider-Man
- my wounds seem to heal abnormally fast

You should be extremely happy. You're exactly the type of hero that the misc wants...and needs.

Still waiting to mutate OP