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If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980⏩

6 ft
6.5" wang
10.5" shoe

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

With your mutation, your wang is now 9.5 and Thick. Solid. Tight. and extremely veiny. Very aesthetically pleasing when the chicks see it. You like to also tease in the locker room too cuz you're just outgoing like that. You areBlackwing. Born in Rotterdam, Netherlands, you started developing your powers at puberty. Your body changed into that of a humanoid-bird form, with a beaked face, bulbous eyes, (well, g'damn - at least your wang is aesthetic) wing-like arms that give you the ability to fly (albeit clumsily), talons on your hands and feet, and double-jointed knees. You also possess heightened agility, and you may possess heightened senses and a lighter skeletal structure like the avian X-Man formerly known as the Angel (your rival). Feeling disgusted and ashamed because of your appearance, you ran away from home and went into hiding and only emerged again to join and be an active participate on The Misc.

Your powers & abilities:

Advanced bird suit grants:
Superhuman strength
Flight
Energy blasts
Enhanced protection
Bird-like mutation which grants:
Enhanced agility and durability
Hollow bones
Beaked nose
Finger talons
Wings that fold up along your arms and allow limited flight

I'm gonna choose you to look like this:



Below, that would've been the other alternative:








Fukkin lol

Originally Posted By dhawkeye1980⏩

Still waiting on mine azzhole

Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

Doesn't it have to be hawkeye?

Hawkeye is not part of the X-Men franchise.

DHawkeye - already done, you dodo bird. Yours was post #168 or just check out yours above.

Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩

Still waiting to mutate OP

Going in order by who posted first...your time will come soon!

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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩

In


Tacos
6'
All

I don't stereotype but since you like tacos, you must be of Latino ancestry so you areVargas, a living being from Spain who doesn't believe that he's (you're) a mutant and instead, claims to be the next step in human evolution,the True Homo Superior(I don't make this chit up, that character actually believes that). As us normal human beings would say, you're just a self hater since you do have superior mutant-like powers, just like the mutants you hate so much. You claim that mutants are deviations from the norm, an evolutionary dead end nature explored until it found the true path for the next step in mutant kinds development, the legitimate Homo Sapiens Superior - again, you're referring to yourself. Believing mutants are obsolete and must make way for Earth's true inheritors, you seemed determined to remove them personally, one at a time. You sir, are a supreme ass hole but you are also a true bad ass homo superior at the same time - RESPECT.

Powers & abilities:

Possessing and representing the plateau of peak human speed, stamina, strength, agility and skill. You're also an exceptionally skilled fighter and deadly proficient with a sword.

Originally Posted By freeburn⏩

Jokes on you I already know I'd be the silver surfer

It doesn't even matter that you didn't provide the 3 requested info (I'm sure that you just forgot, no worries) since this info is the probably one of the most vitals ones:

Rep Power: 95588

Since Silver Surfer isn't really involved with the whole X-Men comics (he did make an appearance later on the "newer" ones) you're gonna be someone way cooler that can get gain the same powers as his and then some! You areMmic, a mutant with power mimicry abilities. You were born in Passaic, New Jersey. After an accidental mixup of chemicals from your father Ronald's experiments, you gained the ability to temporarily copy the skills, physical traits, knowledge, and superpowers of any person within close range (approximately ten feet), which led people to fear you. When your father found out about this, he retreated with you into a mine where he worked on a machine which, as he claimed, would make the abilities you had absorbed permanent. However, his experiments with the device caused several power outages in the vicinity; in order to hold off the mob which was tracking these disturbances, your dad blasted the mine entrance, but he was accidentally caught and killed in the explosion, and his device sealed deep inside the mine. Your dad gave up his life (unintentionally of course) to better yours. He deserves the 'Father of the Week' award.

Currently, you permanently possess the original powers of the original five X-Men:

1. Angel's flight
2. Beast's animalistic physical traits
3. Cyclops's optic force blasts
4. Xavier's and Jean Grey's psychic powers
5. Iceman's ice control and manipulation

Those are some fukkin awesome powers that you have and you can also get Silver Surfer's too. You made a Grindr account, in hopes of finding him it to get him to meet you secretly and anonymously some where in either a dark sketchy alley or adult book store, just so that you can get close enough to him to get him INSIDE of you (he's heard about your abilities and wants nothing to do with you).

Oh...just noticed again what your Rep Power is (95588) and with that "get him INSIDE of you" part, clearly I meant that part as in to get his powers in you, cuz you know, you're able to absorb powers and chit.

Originally Posted By usera⏩

6'1''
Old
Basically I survive off Quest barsand Tea

You're in great shape for be an "old" brah and share the same aesthetic body and height with this mutant at 6'1, you areSpike. You're a member of the Brotherhood of Mutants. Since you love to eat Quest Bars so much, you have an insanely high amount of built up fiber in your body which helps you take the best, clean and most importantly, pain free bowel movements any man or woman could wish for. This also is what makes your powers so efficient because it helps you with generating razor-sharp drill-like bone spikes from your wrists to hurl them with great speed and force.

Check out the wrists:

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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩

I've been waiting op
Patiently
Take your time

Already had you covered! See post #208 or below instead:

Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩

Steak
Hairy vag
Using drugs

Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

With your given info, this is your destiny to be him - you areBeast. We'll go back into the early part of your life and how your drug use started. In high school, you knew that you were different because of your...*ahem* rather large body parts in comparison to your peers. You had oversized hands & feet and when you looked at other penises in the locker room, yours was considerably much larger too...but then again, maybe they were just growers and not show-ers so til this day, you still wonder how you'd measure up if they all had erections because that'd make for a more accurate measurement. Ok man, enough with the cawk talk...let's move on. You were considered a nerdy jock and you excelled in sports, thanks to your enhanced human abilities. Still, you didn't know it was because you were a mutant. Other jocks took notice and accused you of being on the "juice" and things became too hostile so you enrolled at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters for the remainder of your school years.

Fast forward a few years - you leave the X-Men shortly after your 20th birthday, after remarking that you're no longer one of the "strangest teens of all". For some reason, you were real proud of that title. You become a research scientist at the Brand Corporation, a genetics research facility with all the accessible drugs at your disposal. You were truly a freak of a kid in a candy store. Your assistant, Linda Donaldson, quickly becomes your girlfriend and on the 15th date, she finally forces sex on you because you never made a move. To your delight after removing her panties, you find out that she was au naturale and did not shave or trim her genitals, at all and you quickly dove in, mouth first. During lab times which was also your drug habit time, you isolated a "hormonal extract" allowing anyone to become a mutant for a short period of time and used the mutagenic serum on yourself to disguise your appearance while foiling an attempt of someone trying to steal your research. You waited too long to reverse the process, leaving you permanently transformed.

You grew grey fur, which later turns blue, all over your body and acquires pointed ears, elongated canine teeth, claws, the ability to run on walls and ceilings like a spider, enhanced senses, an accelerated healing factor and a feral side which you still struggle to control. Your girlfriend left you immediately after the transformation because unlike you, she prefers her guys all twink-like down there in the genital area.

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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩

6'2"
I dont use social media
I have anadamantium penis

bonus tidbit: I actually still own giant sized Xmen #1 and Xmen #s 94-250ish from my comic collecting days. srs.

You're a true X-Men fan with owning the giant sized #1 issue so you'll be one of the most famous and well known X-Men characters of all time and who was also the first X-Man to officially put on the X-Men costume. At around the same height, you areCyclops. The other miscer who got mutantized as him got banned and he didn't get a proper introduction but you will.

When you were younger, you and your family (parents and bro Havok) were flying home from a family vacations in your dad's private plane when all of a sudden, the plane caught on fire and your mom pushed both you and your bro out of the plane door with the only available parachute. The plane later exploded and that was the last you had seen both of your parents. The landing did cause some head injuries and it damaged the part of your brain that would've been enabled for you to control your powers once activate. Fast forward to many years later: When you were 16 y/o while on a trip to New York with your orphanage supervisor, you had walked across a construction site and your optic beam activates. The blast damages a metal crane causing it to fall towards an onlooking crowd. You think quickly, unleashing a second blast that destroys the crane. The crowd thinks this is an act of violence and forms a lynch mob. You hop onto a train and ran away. Wandering around, you encountered a crazy dude who kept fukkin around with you and you were later found by Charles Xavier, who erases the crowd's memories. Xavier then asks you to join the X-Men and since you had ran away from the orphanage and are homeless, you gladly accepted, making you the first official member! While there, your oneitis was Jean Grey, the very hot (no ****) firecrotch with 100% max glow, you would have boners, or as you liked to call it, adamantium boners, cuz you were extremely hard up on her. Eventually, you get to bang Jean in the upcoming years, you lucky bastard (literally, you're a bastard cuz you ain't got no daddy cuz he's gone).


Your powers & abilities: Optic Blast: the ability to project a powerful beam of concussive, ruby-colored force from your eyes. Your powers come from ******t energies (such as solar radiation, photons, and cosmic rays) absorbed and metabolized by your body into concussive blasts that are released from your eyes.

- Advanced spatial awareness
- Master tactician




The first original poverty X-Men costumes in 1963. It's almost as poverty as Iceman's snowball throwing powers. And seriously, Jean is being the typical woman back in the 60s, looking out of place and looking confused as fuk just dancing while in battle, smh.




You, when coming home from a battle and Jean doesn't even have dinner on the table yet.

Originally Posted By liveforlulz⏩

i will be toad

Rep Power: 88

Ok then.



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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

I'm next bro?and I'm deadpool right?

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Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

I'm next bro?and I'm deadpool right?

You'll be up soon and as for who you'll be mutantized into, you'll be......Spoiler!

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Originally Posted By mKernie⏩

-5'5
-Fave food is Liberal tears
-I like Batman

Rep Power: 4

Hmmm, no avi and you like Batman so I'm gonna assume that you want his D cuz at 5'5, you're probably a female. You areTempest, a former (or maybe still current) stripper but if you are indeed 16, you're probably doing this in Mexico since it'd be illegal here in the US. You were recruited to join the X-Men but when a group of bad boys were doing bad things to your friends, you're instinctual behavior to go along with them was just too strong and off you went. Loyalty, not even once.

Your powers and abilities:

Winged flight with sonic vibrational capacities, acid spit (you're a spitter) & insectoid physiology

Originally Posted By AgentSkyhawk⏩

i'll play

6 feet
Like to play basketball
Doesn't like pico de gallo

Just based on your covered face in your avi pic, you'll beDust. Born in Afghanistan, you were attacked by a slave trader attempting to remove your traditional niqāb; almost instinctively, you lashed out with your powers and flayed him alive with your sand-like dust (damn brah, you savage as fuk). The X-Men, hearing of the situation, travel to Afghanistan and rescue you, where you were brought to the USA and becomes a student of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning. Don't worry man, they'll protected from Trump and the whole deportation deal.

Your powers & abilities:

You can transform yourself into an explosive cloud of sand-like silicon particles and maintain control of your sand form. You can reform your normal body at will or maintain an aerial based sand form in the shape of your human body. Your sandstorm form is resistant to most forms of injury. The form makes you hard to detect telepathically, according to Jean Grey and Professor X. You can use the form to attack, for instance, scouring the flesh from your enemies' bones like a sandstorm as well as enter people's lungs and scouring them from the inside. You gotta be careful though cuz your sand form is also vulnerable to extremes of heat, causing it to crystallize into glass, paralyzing you. Like many transmorphs, you revert to your human form if exhausted or knocked unconscious.

Oh and you got tits and the V cuz you're a female mutant. Forgot about that lil tidbit.

Originally Posted By Rexcalibr⏩

Steak
5'6
Country

I remember reading a couple of threads within last week of some miscers being rustled by you so this is the perfect choice for you (and I'll explain why cuz it has to do with your powers) and sharing the same height at 5'6, you areSpoor. You have a pretty fukked up past (I didn't make this chit up, srs) and I'll share it with you. Your mutation was already visible at a young age. Your father was abusive and blamed your mother for birthing a mutant. He killed his wife (your mom) and when you got older, told you that she had left y'all (what a total dick!). Your father forced you to eat garbage and when you grew up, you developed an intense hatred of both himself and all humans.

Your powers & abilities:

Your primary ability was your production of mood-altering, airborne pheromones that heightened the aggression of others around him (explains the hostility that's on the misc sometimes lol). You can direct this aggression, but would often leave it uncontrolled, hoping that your victims would turn against each other as well. Your physical mutations, possibly bestial in nature, thickly covered your whole body with long hair and may have possibly given you superhuman animal-like abilities (your T levels are through the fukkin roof and baldcels hate you!). Come to think of it, their hatred is probably fueled even more so cuz of...ya know...your hate inducing powers. But you know what? Fuk all that noise and chit. Bishes love you and you bang so much of 'em. They love a beastly man with lots of hair cuz let's face it, hair is life. "Hair is life. Strong cope for all who disagrees" is what you go around saying.

You also have:

Agility
Claws
Stamina (that's why them sloots can't get enough)
Super Hearing
Super Sight
Super Smell (can sniff a moist hole from miles away)
Super Strength

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Originally Posted By Gizzyhardcore⏩

likes mountain biking
senior investment adviser
plays league of legends

?

Since you enjoy mountain biking so much, you'll have some of the mountain terrain in you. You areOnyxx. You were passed from various foster homes and orphanages, unable to find acceptance because of your crude behavior and chronic bed wetting, srs (I don't make this chit up, srs). However, the latter was cured when you, while still as a youngin', mutated into the huge rock-like form you now possess, much to your delight...and I'm sure much to the delight of other people since you can maintain a rock hard erection for hours, even days without any side effects. They especially love it when you spew molten lava from it! J/K! You can't spew lava - you're not even a volcano, ffs.

Your powers & abilities:

You have craggy granite body, which gives you superhuman strength and greater resistance to physical injury. You have also been seen to have a second pair of eyes, but it is unknown if these serve any special purpose. With your your heavy rocky body, you don't mountain bike much anymore (bike tires keeps popping when you try to ride) but you will though, once you can afford a very strong and durable bike that's large enough for you.

Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩

Mutanize me baby!

- First name is Wade srs
- my favorite superhero is Spider-Man
-my wounds seem to heal abnormally fast

You areAgent Zero. Born in the former East Germany, you're an idealist who fought against the communist regime as a freedom fighter for the West German Cell Six. Your brother Andreas fought for the East Germans and when you both met in battle, you were forced to kill him (damn, that's brutal). Later, after an encounter with an assassin called the Confessor, you were recovering in a German hospital where you fell in love with nurse Ginetta Barsalini. You both married and she soon fell pregnant but you later learned that she was a double agent and was forced to kill her after she attacked you (sloots gonna sloot). Guilt and pain drove you further into your mercenary work and you eventually accepted an offer to join the Central Intelligence Agencys Weapon X Program.

Your primary mutant power is an ability to absorb the kinetic energy generated by an impact without harm to yourself. While there are limits to this power, you're able to survive falls from tremendous heights, energy blasts, and being struck by superhumanly strong foes without being injured. Additionally, you have kinetic blasts, accelerated healing factor & inodorosity (no discernible scent), meaning that you have no B.O. You're also an expert marksman & an expert hand-to-hand combatant.

Originally Posted By JaymzJ⏩

Coffee
Lifting
Vacation
Please tell me that I am colossus, wolverine or deadpool are also acceptable

Both Colossus & Wolverine are already "taken" but Deadpool is still up for grabs (no homo). I'll tell you what...based on your given info, you will be mutantized into someone just as cool (or at least, kind of to it) as Deadpool. You areShatterstar. You come from the planet Mojoworld (about a century in the future, as opposed to the Mojoverse which co-exists with the contemporary Earth dimension, making you a time traveler as well as a dimension-hopper) which is ruled by the alien tyrant Mojo. There, you were created to be a slave; you claim to have had no parents, only a "gestation chamber" (in Tradie's term: you're a test tube baby). You were genetically engineered to have enhanced physical capabilities so you could serve as an arena gladiator (fuk yea man, that's bad ass!) and just like the ancient time gladiators, you're all about bros before hoes!

Your powers and abilities:

There are some similarities with Deadpool's powers. Just like him, you can also teleport. You teleport by generating vibratory shockwaves which creates teleportation portals through your swords. And just like him, you're also a master swordsman and have an accelerated healing factor. Additionally, you have superhuman physical attributes and enhanced cognition (the mental action or process of acquiring knowledge and understanding through thought, experience, and the senses).

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Since you enjoy mountain biking so much, you'll have some of the mountain terrain in you. You areOnyxx. You were passed from various foster homes and orphanages, unable to find acceptance because of your crude behavior and chronic bed wetting, srs (I don't make this chit up, srs). However, the latter was cured when you, while still as a youngin', mutated into the huge rock-like form you now possess, much to your delight...and I'm sure much to the delight of other people since you can maintain a rock hard erection for hours, even days without any side effects. They especially love it when you spew molten lava from it! J/K! You can't spew lava - you're not even a volcano, ffs.

Your powers & abilities:

You have craggy granite body, which gives you superhuman strength and greater resistance to physical injury. You have also been seen to have a second pair of eyes, but it is unknown if these serve any special purpose. With your your heavy rocky body, you don't mountain bike much anymore (bike tires keeps popping when you try to ride) but you will though, once you can afford a very strong and durable bike that's large enough for you.







You areAgent Zero. Born in the former East Germany, you're an idealist who fought against the communist regime as a freedom fighter for the West German Cell Six. Your brother Andreas fought for the East Germans and when you both met in battle, you were forced to kill him (damn, that's brutal). Later, after an encounter with an assassin called the Confessor, you were recovering in a German hospital where you fell in love with nurse Ginetta Barsalini. You both married and she soon fell pregnant but you later learned that she was a double agent and was forced to kill her after she attacked you (sloots gonna sloot). Guilt and pain drove you further into your mercenary work and you eventually accepted an offer to join the Central Intelligence Agencys Weapon X Program.

Your primary mutant power is an ability to absorb the kinetic energy generated by an impact without harm to yourself. While there are limits to this power, you're able to survive falls from tremendous heights, energy blasts, and being struck by superhumanly strong foes without being injured. Additionally, you have kinetic blasts, accelerated healing factor & inodorosity (no discernible scent), meaning that you have no B.O. You're also an expert marksman & an expert hand-to-hand combatant.







Both Colossus & Wolverine are already "taken" but Deadpool is still up for grabs (no homo). I'll tell you what...based on your given info, you will be mutantized into someone just as cool (or at least, kind of to it) as Deadpool. You areShatterstar. You come from the planet Mojoworld (about a century in the future, as opposed to the Mojoverse which co-exists with the contemporary Earth dimension, making you a time traveler as well as a dimension-hopper) which is ruled by the alien tyrant Mojo. There, you were created to be a slave; you claim to have had no parents, only a "gestation chamber" (in Tradie's term: you're a test tube baby). You were genetically engineered to have enhanced physical capabilities so you could serve as an arena gladiator (fuk yea man, that's bad ass!) and just like the ancient time gladiators, you're all about bros before hoes!

Your powers and abilities:

There are some similarities with Deadpool's powers. Just like him, you can also teleport. You teleport by generating vibratory shockwaves which creates teleportation portals through your swords. And just like him, you're also a master swordsman and have an accelerated healing factor. Additionally, you have superhuman physical attributes and enhanced cognition (the mental action or process of acquiring knowledge and understanding through thought, experience, and the senses).

not bad, not bad. I'm not a ginger though

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Originally Posted By SaliorUSN⏩

Rugby player
Love tacos
own a english mastiff

You're a female, correct? If not, it wouldn't even matter cuz we are overdue for one anyhow. Since you own a dog, I'll make you a powerful beast which will be extremely beneficial with your sport of choice, rugby. You areWolfsbane. You were born in north highlands of Ullapool in Scotland and was delivered by Dr. Moira MacTaggert (got banged by Prof X), who happened to live locally. Your mom, a local prostitute, died in childbirth the night of your birth. Your father was the local Presbyterian minister, Reverend Craig, who raised you as an orphan without revealing that he was your father from an illicit relationship. Your dad's treatment on you during your first 14 years was harsh, instilling a strict religious and moral code into you from a young age to compensate for his own lapse in character which led to your conception. When you first developed your mutant power of lycanthropy, you were mistaken for a werewolf. A group of terrified, religious locals believed that you had been possessed by the devil. Led by Reverend Craig (your dad), they chased you across the Scottish highlands. At the end of the chase, you fell unconscious and reverted to your naked human form at the feet of Dr. MacTaggert, who saved you from the mob. Dr. MacTaggert became a surrogate mother to you and took you under her protection, then took you to America, to be schooled by Professor Charles Xavier. That was just another excuse for her to go bang Prof X, or as she liked to call him while dressed up as a naughty school girl, "Professor XXX". Needless to say, you have some unresolved daddy issues.

Your powers & abilities:

To transform yourself into a wolf at will, or into a transitional form which combines human and lupine aspects, including:

Enhanced size, strength, speed, reflexes, hyperkeen senses & regenerative healing factor.

Founder and Leader of BBBC (Bubble Butt Brahs Crew) [as a brah, got a bubble butt & I can't deny it] - now recruiting

Get mutantized, X-Men style! https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173322281

True GOAT ass thread, no joke https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=171578013