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Thread: If you don't eat a girl's ass GTFO...👻

post 1481929451 02-02-2017, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By COUNTRYMIKE⏩
Gotta stay limber....right babe?
lol closest i get is dropping the soap in the shower so i can grab my ankles
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post 1481937101 02-03-2017, 02:20 AM
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poo poo
post 1481938371 02-03-2017, 02:53 AM
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My friend almost died from this lol

Luckily the last antibiotics worked.

He was coughing up blood and stuff and in hospital he said. FUK DAT
post 1481939431 02-03-2017, 03:14 AM
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Hey let me tell you all something, if you're eating an ass that isn't your own you're doing it wrong SRS

When you eat a lot of protein and release those aromatic farts, there's protein in there, SRS, you need to pretzel yourself and fart in your own mouth or you're flushing gains fuel down the toilet.





























post 1481940321 02-03-2017, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
brb licking a sewer pipe
brb fecal matter bits no matter how "clean" it is
brb hepatitis
brb e-colibacteria
brb sweat
brb fungi
brb unholy strains of unidentified bacteria
brb the most subservient, beta act a man can perform

SOUNDS GREAT, NOT SRS
this.


guys its not okay im sorry, its so weird and disgusting.
post 1481940411 02-03-2017, 03:32 AM
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bobby pls
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post 1481940901 02-03-2017, 03:44 AM
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Licking ass

LICKING ASS


I'd rather get ****ed up my ass, less humiliating and disgusting.
post 1481941201 02-03-2017, 03:53 AM
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Sticking your dink in there is one thing, but eating it is another

nothxbobby
post 1481942401 02-03-2017, 04:29 AM
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i can safely say i have eaten dozens of ass in my life.

i have come to the point i seek for baby diapers in the garbage and eat them for dinner.
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post 1481943061 02-03-2017, 04:41 AM
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you must enjoy being cucked as well
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post 1481950321 02-03-2017, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By COUNTRYMIKE⏩
I only lick my own, I don't trust anyone else's
Strong username to asslicking preferences
post 1481950701 02-03-2017, 06:32 AM
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Not in the a.m. bro
post 1481950881 02-03-2017, 06:35 AM
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But thats where the poop comes from

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post 1481951001 02-03-2017, 06:36 AM
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I cannot believe I am in total agreement with Bobby on this one
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post 1481951071 02-03-2017, 06:37 AM
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"eat it like groceries" crew checking in



gonna have me a meal this weekend
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post 1481951321 02-03-2017, 06:40 AM
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Ive done it once or twice with the gf, only when i was super turned on and after a shower.
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post 1481951471 02-03-2017, 06:41 AM
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You have intrigued me & left me with some burning questions...Is this why you don't have a deal with Quest anymore, OP? Did you trade your love of chewing on some delicious Quest Bars for a stronger newfound love of chowing down on some fresh ass?
post 1481952161 02-03-2017, 06:48 AM
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post 1481952191 02-03-2017, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By bjjruinedmylife⏩
My friend almost died from this lol

Luckily the last antibiotics worked.

He was coughing up blood and stuff and in hospital he said. FUK DAT
Obviously he was either licking a dude's ass or a 3/10.
A 7/10+ female should give you no troubles.
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post 1481952261 02-03-2017, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
You have intrigued me & left me with some burning questions...Is this why you don't have a deal with Quest anymore, OP? Did you trade your love of chewing on some delicious Quest Bars for a stronger newfound love of chowing down on some fresh ass?
You're too new to know I worked for Quest...RIP
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post 1481952491 02-03-2017, 06:51 AM
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It's gotta be a reallllll clean booty hole if I'm goin down under. Also gotta on an HBB. Or if I'm drunk. Or horny af. Or it's a Tuesday night.
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post 1481952601 02-03-2017, 06:52 AM
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My wife has an ass like a bag of Stilton.




Just so happens I love Stilton.
Ride it like you just stole it.
post 1481952981 02-03-2017, 06:57 AM
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Eating ass is an actual thing? [dead serious]

I always thought it was a misc inside joke, kinda like "so-and-so can't do that if they're dead"

Gross
post 1481953261 02-03-2017, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutgut⏩
My wife has an ass like a bag of Stilton.




Just so happens I love Stilton.
You smearing some farmhouse chutney on there too fella?
post 1481953451 02-03-2017, 07:01 AM
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if you *******s dont lick your girls ass, she'll go find someone who will. dead serious.
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post 1481954231 02-03-2017, 07:08 AM
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Repped.
fist yourself
post 1481954641 02-03-2017, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By OSUBBall23⏩
100% serious.

Hnnnng. I love doing it. Every time my girl and I have sex, I do it.

I am completely srs
It's a lifestyle bruh. If you're not willing to do it for a chick it's cause she's ugly srs. Always eat ass crew.
post 1481954811 02-03-2017, 07:16 AM
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Ass eater checking in
Stats: 6 foot, 240 pounds
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post 1481955861 02-03-2017, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Do you know this from experience? And was this before or after you pierced your ears and started wearing women's jewelry?
every girl ive ever been with loved getting their ass licked, i assure you
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post 1481957351 02-03-2017, 07:44 AM
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Imagine this bending over and touching her toes front in of your face with no panties on..



...are you trying to tell me you wouldn't be harder than chinese algebra as you plunge your tongue deep into her cigar-cutter?

Hell.....I'm as hard as granite right now just thinking about it!!!!!!
fist yourself
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