Me and my best friend ran a train on a sloot we met at a pub at 2pm on a Thursday

most of the FAs here are on suicide watch after reading this thread

Put hot dog in GF's butt, made her poop it out and ate it.

Would've been better if I picked some other food because cold hot dogs aren't that good.

- Worked on the doors at Luton Student Union Club
- Drunk girl takes me back to her room
- Have my wicked way, eat her booty, she says put it in, i do after some struggle.
- Pounding drunk bish arse, pull out to change position, she farts as i pull out and literally sprays liquid sh*t all over my nob and pelvis
- She starts crying and trying to explain herself in an incoherent drunk way
- I'm fuking fuming, go to her shared bathroom, washed the sh*t off me with her poverty shower head, used first towel i found to help scrub
- i go into hoes room 5 minutes later to get dressed and fuk off, and there she is asleep in fetal position, still with a ****ty arse, and slushy sh*t puddle next to her.
- I get dressed quickly whilst looking at her in disgust, never saw bish again.

Brb don't do anal when she's been on the piss all night and had a ropey kebab after

nothing compared to some of the chit in this thread, jesus...

went three fingers into ex's bunghole while eating her puss. shoved a buzzing vibrator up her arse and fuked doggy, feels good would recommend/10. same girl, bent her over the bonnet of my car bare ass naked in the middle of a road and fuked her senseless, luckily no other cars came along. next morning looked out of my window and there were two hand prints and tit smears in the grime on my bonnet. drove around like that for a couple of weeks.

-Been to a sex cinema, got jerked off by a couple older sloots

-Got super kinky aggressive head from this 8/10 in my car...posted her pics before, looks like a fukkin model

-Banged a couple wives in front of their husbands doing the whole cuckold thing. Most recent was about a month or so ago. Dude called me up and said he needed me to bang his wife in 45 minutes. Came over and wife started sucking my dick whilst the husband watched and jerked off. Eventually busted in the wifes mouth and she shared my load with her husband. Sat and watched whilst they had a frosty kiss. Kind of addicted to the cuckolding thing now...have a nice body and a big dick so it makes u popular among the swinger types but most of them want u to travel to another city which is lame as fukk. Husband ends up offering me a blowie sometimes. I go along with it every now and then. But hey, I'm bisexual so meh.

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster. Send help.

lmao^^^

I pissed on a chick. punched others in the ribhs while doggy. had my angus fingered while nutting into face etc idk....how do you gauge levels of craziness?

Craigslist?
It needs a Bedfordshire/Home counties area, closest i get is London/East Anglia/East Midlands.

Gotta admit, that was my first thought too! Dude, yer at the dinner table...with your gf'smom...and wearing a hat. smh. Phukin kids have no respect dese days.

My ex gf (whom I am great friends with still) told me she hated having sex with me because of how big I am srs.
She was so relieved when we broke up because she could start having sex normally again without worrying about how much it's going to hurt her.
"my vagina doesnt match up to your dick. I loved giving you head and playing with it, but my vagina absolutely hated your dick"

if you really fell for that one there's no hope lol.

swinger party. 10 people. bukkake'd one of them. on a house boat in the tampa bay.


drunk at a bar with a co-worker. she got sick and i helped her to the bathroom. after she threw up, she cleaned herself up, pulled me back into the stall and told me to fuk her. so i did for a couple minutes until people started coming into the bathroom knowing what was going on. on the other side of the door, 3 chicks were in there, 2 were cheering me on as the other got pissed and stormed out. i was coherant enough and perhaps a bit worried of getting arrested that i stopped. of course 2 bouncers came in as i was pretending to hold her hair with the door open. they didnt question it, told me to hurry up and get her outta there.

took her and her friend from town back to my place where she passed out and i went on to bang her friend out on my apartment balcony at 3am. may have been the craziest night ive had in the last 10 years.

Fukced a married woman in her marital bed multiple times with high risk of getting caught by her husband. Still feel guilty cause what goes around comes around.
She let me fukc her younger cousin on that bed, I fukced the cousin multiple times at different places. I took her virginity n she's the first I fukced in the stinkhole.
Got head on a high school hallway multiple times , my ex and I got caught by a teacher .
Got head outside of school .

I believe him...he is called dixie_normus after all
I have heard a few sloots say that dicks which are bigger than about 7 or 8 inches can start to become uncomfortable in a bad way

Girl started giving me a hj at a party we were having with people all around. I had a clear bonrar I was trying to hide. Walked straight to my bedroom ten feet away to finish it off

Got a handy in a bar while I fingered her on the dance floor lol

Bondage (awesome if you have the right girl), anal, cum on randoms face.

Pretty standard stuff really
Still haven't had sex in a cool or risky place and haven't had a threesome. Really hoping to knock these off the bucket list in 2017.

I wish I was lying about it man.
It's tight with normal girls but this girl was a nice petite girl with an abnormally small/tight vagina.
The first time we tried she bled and was in pain until the next afternoon. I honestly felt bad for her.
I couldnt go full speed or full force with her. I was able to get about 4 inches in before she would claw the **** of me trying to get some relief.
Even when she got used to it, if I were to go too deep she would still bleed on my dick.

I can confirm, but trick is learning to work with it and be careful so u cause pleasure vs pain, takes practice and maybe some guys with big ones never really learn, took me some time but I learned to use what I got

- banged Ex a few years ago in her parents basement with a friend of mine sleeping just a few feet away

- went to my old uni campus with gf who went there too (didnt know her at the time), found a corner and smashed a bit, got uncomfortable and relocated. Found unlocked lecture hall. smashed in there.

- sloot i used to know came over to a party with her bf at the time, he gets sloppy drunk and passed out. She came onto me really had and we ended up smashing in the basement with her bf passed out upstairs. (still regret this)

- smashed an EX in her car, we were going at it and some car pulled up, she jumped off my dink into the driver seat and we drove off to another lot and continued. I was in the backseat the whole time while she drove just like "awfuk"

Young and horny AF. Banged a fat broad 6 times in one day. She legit outweighed me by probably 100 lbs. I came in her everytime. I remember pulling the covers up to bang the last time and the vagoo stench was so bad it made my eyes water and burn. I powered through it and creampie'd her again. My sex drive was crazy high back then.

I legit LOL'ed when I saw your location. I bet you didn't have many options.

Pretty tame, paid a ho up london to take a **** and blow me while she was on the toilet.

Haven't lived too crazy of a life.

I guess the craziest is getting a handjob in a theater and playing neither the girls teds while a boy and his mom were sitting next to us.

- Masseuse peeked at me while i was in the shower after a massage, came in and got naked, watched, and jacked me off
(None of that happy ending bull sh!!t. Proper massage place. She was african-american). She was throwing me signals, and i simply invited her in..

- Sex in the garden. Cucumbers and tomatoes everywhere.





Solo? Weird shi!t.
Sh!t that I'm taking to the grave.

There are 30k-35k college students in this area. I had options but I just had that teen sex drive that poisoned my mind to bang whatever I could get.

Masturbated in a secluded forest, I did for more of a cultural and historical experiment as my ancient ancestors would have walked the same forests and masturbated there too probably, even though it was illegal at the time

I cucked a guy with his hot wife.

Craigslist is fun.

Guess I'll post my 3some story here from over the summer....


For the sake of the story, one girl we'll call A and one is girl T.

A = 5'5" DD tits amazing ass, very shy, naturally beautiful and GORGEOUS face with a cute nose piercing, used to be a lesbian and has only been with 1 other guy besides me who was a LTR, she's normally VERY into girls.
T = 5'6" C tits petite ass, very confident, 'alternative' type of girl, has tons of tattoos, nipples and bellybutton pierced, loves it VERY rough.

A and T are BEST friends with benefits, they roomed together in college and would fool around all the time, but they've never exclusively dated each other.
T ended up contacting me initially with the proposition of a 3some after A saw me and thought I was hot but was too shy, I thought she was joking, but after talking for a while we hit it off and I could tell she was serious. We set up to meet at a beach bar a few days later near where they lived for some drinks to get to know each other, break the ice, and see if we're all compatible and not weirdos.




So I show up and they're both already about 2 mojitos deep waiting for me, I go up and greet both of them, sit down, and T just lights up. We immediately hit it off and we're all feeling comfortable. I ordered a couple of beers while they're slamming back mojitos. Conversation is flowing, we're all laughing and joking around, T orders some vodka shots for us all.

After about an hour of convo, A gets up to use the bathroom and T mentions that she can tell A really likes me and basically gave me the greenlight for grabbing a hotel after drinks. A comes back and we get down to business to which hotel we're gonna go to and grab some beer along the way. We pay for our drinks and head out, T offers to drive. I swing by my car since we parked near each other, pop my cialis and grabbed a water.

We end up getting to the hotel, A goes to use the bathroom, T is sitting on the bed and I straddle on top of her and we start making out. A gets out of the bathroom and sits on the bed with us and we start trading lips. I take off both of their tops as they're making out with each other and they pull down my pants and underwear. They both looked pretty scared when they saw my cialis-laced testaconda. T immediately lights up and gets to work on my cock while A licks my balls. T starts gagging all over it, pulls her face up, looks at me and begs "please face**** me". I grab her head and start ****ing her throat. I pause for a second so A can get underneath her and T sits on her face before starting to face**** her again. She starts gagging and drooling all over my cock, it's dripping off onto herself and A's face. I slapped T, spit on her face, and told her not to make a mess on A, then shoved my cock down her throat again. This went on for a while until T came in A's mouth while she was eating her out.

They both laid out on the bed and put their legs up while making out with each other as I started eating out A. I put her legs on my shoulders and inched into her. She was the complete opposite of T and loved it nice and slow. I ****ed her while kissing her neck while T made out with her and kissed the other side of her neck while playing with herself.
I pulled out and told T to flip on her stomach, I spread her ass open and ate it while she moaned and played with her clit until she came. She went into doggy, A spread herself out in front of her, and I started ****ing T doggystyle while she ate A out. A ends up cumming and T says she wants to ride me. I lay down and tell A to sit on my face and T starts riding me while making out with A. A starts choking T while she's on my cock and spitting on her face until she orgasms.

At one point I got my belt and A and I took turns hitting T on the ass with it while she laid on her stomach and touched herself. We then tightened it around T's neck, I put one leg on my shoulder, and went to town ****ing her while A pulled the belt around T's neck and choked her. T whisper-begged me to spit on her face and open mouth. I did until she finally came.
This all went on for about 4 hours, I came 3 times in total, and I was still fairly hard and extremely horny afterwards. T told me that I passed with flying colors and they've never had that much fun before.



Ended up getting complicated with them towards the end of the summer so I had to cut it off. T and I ended up dating for a bit before I met my current gf. It was becoming a toxic relationship so we ended things.

Cliffs:
-Girl messages me asking for 3some on Tinder
-I think it's a joke
-Not a joke
-Met up and had fun

This thread is beyond filthy. Brb puking and never having sex with anyone again because I don't know where they've been.

lights off missionary. I'm wild brahs.