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Thread: Nicklol is gonna lose his viriginity! GTFIH! (celebrate)

post 1484231981 02-19-2017, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Lol @ everything saying he should have dick pills ready.

What doctor is going to prescribe a 26 year old male dick pills?
I've found their always easy to find but for an fa I dunno how he's going to get his hands on any. And to be honest I feel like him taking dick pills is going to make it worse then better. He might not think he could perform without them if he starts using them for boner anxiety.
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Originally Posted By ihatemerkelbrah⏩
I'd do. its pretty common tho *******
Do you live in Canada? We can't just buy it at a store like you guys.
Originally Posted By Jibt3ch⏩
I've found their always easy to find but for an fa I dunno how he's going to get his hands on any. And to be honest I feel like him taking dick pills is going to make it worse then better. He might not think he could perform without them if he starts using them for boner anxiety.
He'd probably start stuttering once the doctor asks him why he wants it. Better off buying it online.
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10/10 thread

Much suspense, great delivery (minus the pics) and even got a semi chub reading the update. GJDM, i hope you're atleast happy with the progress
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Do you live in Canada? We can't just buy it at a store like you guys.
Canadian brah, not to far outside of tdot. You can get dick pills here in a corner store. Not sure what you are talking about.
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Originally Posted By CanadianSpartan⏩
Canadian brah, not to far outside of tdot. You can get dick pills here in a corner store. Not sure what you are talking about.
i think he's talking about Viagra or cialis
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Originally Posted By Jibt3ch⏩
i think he's talking about Viagra or cialis
^^^^ your son has grown since your last avi, boyo... he's looking like a slayer already
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It is confirmed; this man is scared of the vagina
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Originally Posted By Cinderblock⏩
I feel like regardless of experience, if a chick is in your house, with the expectation of smashing, why would you not go caveman on her.
I agree, but we're thinking logically here and not looking through the eyes of a legit FA. The reason that decent looking guys like Nick can go 26 years without seeing a vagina in real life is that they reject themselves before things can escalate to sex. It's easier to go yet another day in their FA comfort zone than it is to have embarrassingly terrible sex for their age. They just defer the scary first time to the future, which only worsens the imbalance between their age and their inexperience.
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cliffs so far?
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Originally Posted By bee
cliffs so far?
All you need is in these 3 posts:
Post #1 (text convo leading up to her coming over)
Post #416 (story of what happened when she came over)
Post #632 (follow up text convo)

Cliffs:
- Nick texting with sloot from okcupid, says he spends his weekends fapping and is a virgin
- sloot offers to come over for sex (srs)
- she drives 1 hour to his place, they watch chitty movie whole way through with no moves made
- after the movie, she starts making moves and escalating for him (asking if he wants to give her a massage, asking if he wants to feel her tits, asking him to take off his pants, etc)
- when she gets to his dink he is limp
- she leaves abruptly and goes NC
- next day Nick texts inviting her to come back again, saying it will be better next time
- she finally responds saying she is going on vacation
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Lol @ everyone saying he should have dick pills ready.

What doctor is going to prescribe a 26 year old male dick pills?
You rang???
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Originally Posted By FreshlySnipes⏩
All you need is in these 3 posts:
Post #1 (text convo leading up to her coming over)
Post #416 (story of what happened when she came over)
Post #632 (follow up text convo)

Cliffs:
- Nick texting with sloot from okcupid, says he spends his weekends fapping and is a virgin
- sloot offers to come over for sex (srs)
- she drives 1 hour to his place, they watch chitty movie whole way through with no moves made
- after the movie, she starts making moves and escalating for him (asking if he wants to give her a massage, asking if he wants to feel her tits, asking him to take off his pants, etc)
- when she gets to his dink he is limp
- she leaves abruptly and goes NC
- next day Nick texts inviting her to come back again, saying it will be better next time
- she finally responds saying she is going on vacation
"Going on vacation".....lololol
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Originally Posted By BlackScorpio91⏩
"Going on vacation".....lololol
to North Carolina apparently
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LOLed HARD AF.

Bags of sand. Jesus christ man. This is either roll bread or you're on a new level Nicklol.

Also I DOUBT you have autism. It sounds like social awkardness either from lack of experience growing up, or other factors.

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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Lol @ everyone saying he should have dick pills ready.

What doctor is going to prescribe a 26 year old male dick pills?
Originally Posted By Jibt3ch⏩
I've found their always easy to find but for an fa I dunno how he's going to get his hands on any. And to be honest I feel like him taking dick pills is going to make it worse then better. He might not think he could perform without them if he starts using them for boner anxiety.
Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Do you live in Canada? We can't just buy it at a store like you guys.



He'd probably start stuttering once the doctor asks him why he wants it. Better off buying it online.
Originally Posted By Jibt3ch⏩
i think he's talking about Viagra or cialis
I'm willing to help nicky in dis department for the misc if he decides to go down this path (I know a guy who gets generic version of viagra pills. Never tried them before but I know ppl who have and they said they work)
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Originally Posted By Inb4manlet⏩
LOLed HARD AF.

Bags of sand. Jesus christ man. This is either roll bread or you're on a new level Nicklol.

Also I DOUBT you have autism. It sounds like social awkardness either from lack of experience growing up, or other factors.

Psych grad checking in. You'll be fine bro. Just take it one step at a time. No pressure at all.
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Why the fukk should a 26 year old man be taking dick pills?

Porn/chronic masturbation is literally cancer.
Because they can be fun to play around with? Duh

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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I think so too man.. not even trolling.. ive had problems with basic interaction my whole life.. probably will never be able to connect with a girl.. unless shes really cool

took this test a while ago (lol)





we werent intending to have a relationship or anything, so maybe il just wait a bit and message her and tell her to come over and itl be better this time =)
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Lol @ everyone saying he should have dick pills ready.

What doctor is going to prescribe a 26 year old male dick pills?
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Why didnt Nick lay off fapping/porn for a week leading up to the intercourse? Almost guaranteed hed be full salute if he'd done no fap. Has a bish basically throw herself at him, no excuses mane.
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Am I the only one who realizes the "bags of sand" comment is a reference to the 40 year old virgin?
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Why didnt Nick lay off fapping/porn for a week leading up to the intercourse? Almost guaranteed hed be full salute if he'd done no fap. Has a bish basically throw herself at him, no excuses mane.
I fapped a lot this week.. Idk what I was thinkin tbh
Originally Posted By travellingbrah⏩
Am I the only one who realizes the "bags of sand" comment is a reference to the 40 year old virgin?
I was tryin to add a bit of humor lol
Originally Posted By EAOP⏩
I got 31 and I generally have no trouble making connections with people.
Ehh idk then.
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I was about to reply to nick posting a pic saying "my hottest match just sent me this what do I say" but now it isn't there anymore?

edit: I must be crazy.
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Originally Posted By TelephoneLines⏩
I was about to reply to nick posting a pic saying "my hottest match just sent me this what do I say" but now it isn't there anymore?

edit: I must be crazy.
I deleted it.

But she did send that.

girl on tinder sent first message : "Id totally let you take me to brunch"

Whats a good response? (id rather not go for brunch) maybe something else
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I deleted it.

But she did send that.

guys what are some good responses to that?
Well, you deleted the pic so we cant see what she said...

hehehe but I would say something along the lines of "And I would totally let you pay"
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Originally Posted By TelephoneLines⏩
Well, you deleted the pic so we cant see what she said...

hehehe but I would say something along the lines of "And I would totally let you pay"
lol. I gotta take away her power.

you think she would be scared off if I said : " I would totally take you to brunch at my place" ? haha.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
I deleted it.

But she did send that.

girl on tinder sent first message : "Id totally let you take me to brunch"

Whats a good response? (id rather not go for brunch) maybe something else
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Originally Posted By FreshlySnipes⏩
All you need is in these 3 posts:
Post #1 (text convo leading up to her coming over)
Post #416 (story of what happened when she came over)
Post #632 (follow up text convo)

Cliffs:
- Nick texting with sloot from okcupid, says he spends his weekends fapping and is a virgin
- sloot offers to come over for sex (srs)
- she drives 1 hour to his place, they watch chitty movie whole way through with no moves made
- after the movie, she starts making moves and escalating for him (asking if he wants to give her a massage, asking if he wants to feel her tits, asking him to take off his pants, etc)
- when she gets to his dink he is limp
- she leaves abruptly and goes NC
- next day Nick texts inviting her to come back again, saying it will be better next time
- she finally responds saying she is going on vacation


How can you be limp? You sure you ain't gay? Next time have a drink or two and stop fapping to porn you fking idiot.

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