Thread: Embarrassing gym moments
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
What do guys do in toilets? Two guys tonight went into bathroom separate occasions, both took forever. My gym very small, you can notice things like this and also I'm very observant person.Once got caught fapping while I was doing squats, lucky enough the girl who caught me was understanding and told me it would be our secret.
Fapping while squatting is hnnggg as fuk
Fapping while squatting is hnnggg as fuk
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03-13-2017, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
Nope I went home. I probably should not of been squatting anyway considering I had already done a 30 minute ab blaster class and a 45 minute spin class.Did you continue to workout after you threw up in toilet?
03-13-2017, 06:12 AM
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I was doing box squats against band tension in a power rack ( safeties set up) and while warming up I was over zealous, unracked too fast without having the bar placed secure enough and the bands pulled the bar right off my back and it all came crashing down into the rack. I think I had 225 on the bar. Was loud AF.
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03-13-2017, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
Take progress pics, flex shirtless for like 20 min.What do guys do in toilets? Two guys tonight went into bathroom separate occasions, both took forever. My gym very small, you can notice things like this and also I'm very observant person.
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03-13-2017, 06:14 AM
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another i was doing DB shoulder press
last set
grab heavier Dbs
used all energy on getting them up on my shoulder level did barely 1 rep
last set
grab heavier Dbs
used all energy on getting them up on my shoulder level did barely 1 rep
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03-13-2017, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
A mid workout fap is necessary most of the time, especially if there is a hot girl or a hot twink inducing a boner at the gym.What do guys do in toilets? Two guys tonight went into bathroom separate occasions, both took forever. My gym very small, you can notice things like this and also I'm very observant person.
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
03-13-2017, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted By DannStark⏩
That makes sense or taking massive dump?Take progress pics, flex shirtless for like 20 min.
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03-13-2017, 06:17 AM
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lifting the bar slowly on my last rep and the dumbass pt thinks im struggling and "helps" me get it back up. he left in an ambulance.
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03-13-2017, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Is that what happens to you? Twinks or hot girl that makes you want to fap?A mid workout fap is necessary most of the time, especially if there is a hot girl or a hot twink inducing a boner at the gym.
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Forgot to load one side of a bar and put it across my back directly off the squat rack. Good times
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03-13-2017, 06:26 AM
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Was doing heavy rack pulls, forgot to pin the safety bars to the rack, and when I slammed my last rep down the whole rack collapsed.
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Done that loads of times, always add a plate then forget to add the other.Forgot to load one side of a bar and put it across my back directly off the squat rack. Good times
Usually happens when some kunt comes and talks to you and fuks up your train of thought
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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
Yeah...Is that what happens to you? Twinks or hot girl that makes you want to fap?
Don't you ever get real turned on at the gym, and have to go lock yourself in the toilet and flick yourself?
I don't see a good alternative for myself, I usually wear sweatpants to the gym, so it's either go fap or continue working out with a boner for all to see.
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03-13-2017, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
No I'm too busy working out, sweating my ass off and finding it hard to breathe.Yeah...
Don't you ever get real turned on at the gym, and have to go lock yourself in the toilet and flick yourself?
I don't see a good alternative for myself, I usually wear sweatpants to the gym, so it's either go fap or continue working out with a boner for all to see.
Don't you ever get real turned on at the gym, and have to go lock yourself in the toilet and flick yourself?
I don't see a good alternative for myself, I usually wear sweatpants to the gym, so it's either go fap or continue working out with a boner for all to see.
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Originally Posted By ResovoirDog⏩
Yup, schoolboy error. I assumed I had a crazy muscle imbalance srs, then I heard the thud of plates hitting the floor with the force of a thousand misc virginsDone that loads of times, always add a plate then forget to add the other.
Usually happens when some kunt comes and talks to you and fuks up your train of thought
Usually happens when some kunt comes and talks to you and fuks up your train of thought
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03-13-2017, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩
I've had a mid gym wank before. Only because I was on copious amounts of "supplements" and my cock was at defcon 1.Is that what happens to you? Twinks or hot girl that makes you want to fap?
03-13-2017, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By BadAtThis⏩
Probably in the middle of the gym too wasn't it you dirty bastardI've had a mid gym wank before. Only because I was on copious amounts of "supplements" and my cock was at defcon 1.
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
In the stalls? Huh?You can sweat your ass off and find it hard to breathe in the stalls too
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Ha ha !!
Yep I embarrassed at gym last week I was in separate room on my own except someone came in and I did not notice. I let a fart out they screw up there face and leave it stunk out the room
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Yep I embarrassed at gym last week I was in separate room on my own except someone came in and I did not notice. I let a fart out they screw up there face and leave it stunk out the room
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
Like this Asian guy at the gym that uses the locker room as his very own porta-potty. I swear he only goes to the gym to take massive cataclysmic schits that leave a sour rank aroma lingering in the locker room for hours. Then, to make it all so much worse, he wipes his filthy crack with his very own wet personal hand towel and proceeds toclean and rinse it off in the communal sink.You can sweat your ass off and find it hard to breathe in the stalls too
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
Why would I be sweating and finding it hard to breathe in there?
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I've had to ask a fellas help at the gym too. It was a hotel gym with not much equipment but some decent barbells. I decided to squat with the heaviest one, managed to get it onto my back and complete the first set but then couldn't get it back over my head. Had to ask the chap next to me for a hand.

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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
He wrong for thatLike this Asian guy at the gym that uses the locker room as his very own porta-potty. I swear he only goes to the gym to take massive cataclysmic schits that leave a sour rank aroma lingering in the locker room for hours. Then, to make it all so much worse, he wipes his filthy crack with his very own wet personal hand towel and proceeds toclean and rinse it off in the communal sink.
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
I'm so confused.
Insults need to be more direct, my innocent mind only sees the good in people and therefore blocks out any indirect gutter trash comments.
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