Having a hard time coping with my gf's sexual past dead srs

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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩

So let's do the maths here... she says she has slept with 12 guys? Women always divide the true number by 3... So, 12x3= 36.

So 36 sexual partners. Average penis size is 5.1 inches. So 36x5.1= 183.6 inches.

However, we are assumign she has probably slept with many of them multiple times. Let's just say the average is 10 times per partner.
So 183.6x10= 1836 inches.

Average strokes per session is 60, so 60x1836= 110160

There are 63360 inches in a mile, so 110160/63360= 1.73863636364

So rounded to the nearest .1 of a mile, your girlfriend has taken 1.7 miles of dick.

Not including head/handies or anal obvs

03-17-2017, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted By poundXpound⏩

12 @ 23? She's practically a virgin. Put it out of min,she'll be on to #13 soon.

fixed if for ya fella

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03-17-2017, 07:09 AM

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OP 12 other guys have fuked her raw, cummed on her, sucked on her teddies and ate her wet pussy out before you. She's sucked all 12 of those guys dinks while looking up at them and they all nutted in her mouth. Now you are the pathetic sack of shet that wifed up this hoe. All of them laughing at the one beta who gf'd up a whore. Laughing and reminiscing of how much they fuked her as they move on with their lifes and enjoying being single or being in a relationship with a girl with a low sexual count. She has double your sex count rofl. I would dump her asap. Next time you have sex just remember you aren't special. 12 other guys have done the same thing with her that you are doing without actually dealing with her problems because they didn't date her. Good luck. Just know these 12 guys are all laughing when they see pictures of you and your gf

03-17-2017, 07:10 AM

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Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it..

You were bragging about getting BJs whenever and you telling me you only have 5 on your record sheet.

LMAOOOOOO

I daydream too much.

03-17-2017, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted By daBones⏩

Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it..

You were bragging about getting BJs whenever and you telling me you only have 5 on your record sheet.

LMAOOOOOO

OPS gf has slept with more guys than he has with girls LMFAORORORLFL

03-17-2017, 07:11 AM

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03-17-2017, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted By daBones⏩

Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin in it..

You were bragging about getting BJs whenever and you telling me you only have 5 on your record sheet.

LMAOOOOOO

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assuming she is telling the truth...

but hey, as long as you believe princess that's all that matters

03-17-2017, 07:15 AM

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dont worry brah one time i fukked this chick and we told each other we were each other's 4th,

after sex she tells me it was her 4th this month

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03-17-2017, 07:16 AM

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I'd be curious as to how much baby batter she has injested?

12 guys @ 2ml/load(Average batter load) X 4 times injested/month is roughly only about 1 Cup of Batter over the course of 12 guys. 1 cup isn't bad huh?

Then, say 4 times/month batter was deposited in the oven & backdoor respectively, this is also only 1 cup each. Not to bad huh?

Cliffs:
1 Cup of Batter injested
1 Cup of Batter thrown in the oven
1 Cup of Batter throw in the back door

*Minimum of 3 cups of batter she has whipped up.

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03-17-2017, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted By Malik116⏩

So it's okay for her to be ur 5th but you're crying cause ur her 12th? Suck it up *******, otherwise she'll leave ur beta ass for another male

You realize this is the only power you have as a man..

Women have all these standards in regard to men (height, $$, etc.), this is the standard for female

03-17-2017, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩

Relationship has been perfect (going on one year and some change). Haven't dumped her bc I feel logically it's a dumb reason to and she's perfect in every other way including looks

You're a fukkin idiot then OP for even making this thread.

You clearly already logically made your decision to dump the sloot. I commend this decision. J. Cole always said, "She say she only ****ed like 4-5 n****s, so you know you gotta multiply by 3." #aware

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03-17-2017, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩

I thought average load was like 3.7 ml?

I spit out like 10mls + a go though. srs.

I was being generous to OP, 2-5 ml is "average"...realistically, the total cups is at least double what I said...so more likely a minimum of 6 cups of batter..

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03-17-2017, 07:27 AM

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03-17-2017, 07:28 AM

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03-17-2017, 07:29 AM

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God damn it misc has guys thinking 12 dinks is bad?

Wtf bro, 12 by 23 - 2 per year since 17.

2. Fukkin. Dicks. I know pretty, seemingly datable girls who have had 2 since I've made this post.

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03-17-2017, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩

I guess that is pretty low for a girl. 樂.

no you delusional dumb fuktard it's not. It's actually very high. There are girls who only have sex in relationships who have less than 5 count when they are 23. The guys who are saying it's low have whore gfs like yours also and are coping. Anything more than 5 is hoe status. Woman aren't programmed to be sleeping around that much. They are suppose to be nurturers genetically and not having sex constantly like guys unless they are emotionally attached to the guy hence being in a relationship.

03-17-2017, 07:32 AM

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To each his own, but I prefer to date women who are not into the casual sex thing but only give it up when they are dating a dude, women like these tend to have lower counts.

03-17-2017, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩

So let's do the maths here... she says she has slept with 12 guys? Women always divide the true number by 3... So, 12x3= 36.

So 36 sexual partners. Average penis size is 5.1 inches. So 36x5.1= 183.6 inches.

However, we are assumign she has probably slept with many of them multiple times. Let's just say the average is 10 times per partner.
So 183.6x10= 1836 inches.

Average strokes per session is 60, so 60x1836= 110160

There are 63360 inches in a mile, so 110160/63360= 1.73863636364

So rounded to the nearest .1 of a mile, your girlfriend has taken 1.7 miles of dick.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MattBro95 again.

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03-17-2017, 07:36 AM

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03-17-2017, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted By MattBro95⏩

So let's do the maths here... she says she has slept with 12 guys? Women always divide the true number by 3... So, 12x3= 36.

So 36 sexual partners. Average penis size is 5.1 inches. So 36x5.1= 183.6 inches.

However, we are assumign she has probably slept with many of them multiple times. Let's just say the average is 10 times per partner.
So 183.6x10= 1836 inches.

Average strokes per session is 60, so 60x1836= 110160

There are 63360 inches in a mile, so 110160/63360= 1.73863636364

So rounded to the nearest .1 of a mile, your girlfriend has taken 1.7 miles of dick.

It's not too bad when you put it in this context. She's taken roughly an international airport runway of dink. She's a keeper opie.

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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩

I'm the 12th she has at 23. She's my 5th going all the way with. Not that that matters by solely focusing on her past gives me disgusted vibes. Like I can't shake em off and think about it every time I peruse the misc. Almost wanna leave her but logically I know it's a farce of a reason to leave bc it doesn't matter (logically) but I can't shake the feeling. Anyone else in my position wanna share how they cope?

Dont take the misc seriously. Its 90% FA basement dwellers, 5% trolls and only 5% actual people with a real life.

03-17-2017, 07:44 AM

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Dude don't let the misc fu*k with your head. This place isn't normal and gives a lot of FA's a misconstrued view of the world and especially females.

If she is loyal and you two get along well, it wouldn't bother me at all. But I've fu*ked like 100+ randoms in my 20s so I can't really talk. (subtle e-brag)

Current gf is at like 6 I believe and I consider that low.

But with women I always double that number..

03-17-2017, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩

I'm the 12th she has at 23. She's my 5th going all the way with. Not that that matters by solely focusing on her past gives me disgusted vibes. Like I can't shake em off and think about it every time I peruse the misc. Almost wanna leave her but logically I know it's a farce of a reason to leave bc it doesn't matter (logically) but I can't shake the feeling. Anyone else in my position wanna share how they cope?

And why da fuk do you think you're having these "disgusted vibes"?

LOL @ your cuck beta ass if you think it is a "logical farce" and slutty girls can be turned into gf material.

I'm at work atm and will not bother go looking for it, but there are studies which show that the more sexual partners a woman had before, the more likely her currently relationship will end in divorce.

Also, from an evolutive perspective, men cannot afford to invest time and resources in an offspring who might end up not being his own. So wanting nothing to do with sloots is like a defense mechanism to us.

I wouldn't go far and say "no hymen, no diamond", but yeah, she's def no GF material bro.

Also don't fall for the "insecure" chit. There are still good girls out there, you'll just have to know how to find them. Stay away from "strong, independent women" and you should be fine.

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Originally Posted By Nerdy9⏩

LOL @ relationships

LOL @ dating

This is why you get a fuk buddy OP

Originally Posted By EdDibb⏩

And why da fuk do you think you're having these "disgusted vibes"?

LOL @ your cuck beta ass if you think it is a "logical farce" and slutty girls can be turned into gf material.

I'm at work atm and will not bother go looking for it, but there are studies which show that the more sexual partners a woman had before, the more likely her currently relationship will end in divorce.

Also, from an evolutive perspective, men cannot afford to invest time and resources in an offspring who might end up not being his own. So wanting nothing to do with sloots is like a defense mechanics to us.

I wouldn't go far and say "no hymen, no diamond", but yeah, she's def no GF material bro.

Insecure virgin cuck spotted. You just brought up evolution(how we were 1000s of years ago), as well as relationship "studies".

just lmao. Good luck with your virgin finding goals.

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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩

I'm the 12th she has at 23. She's my 5th going all the way with. Not that that matters by solely focusing on her past gives me disgusted vibes. Like I can't shake em off and think about it every time I peruse the misc. Almost wanna leave her but logically I know it's a farce of a reason to leave bc it doesn't matter (logically) but I can't shake the feeling. Anyone else in my position wanna share how they cope?

Quit reading if it's rotting your brain then

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Originally Posted By MuckSnapper⏩

God damn it misc has guys thinking 12 dinks is bad?

Wtf bro, 12 by 23 - 2 per year since 17.

2. Fukkin. Dicks. I know pretty, seemingly datable girls who have had 2 since I've made this post.

Misc also has people believing that 12 is 'practically a virgin'.