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Β» You boys reckon Ellen has sex with members of her audience after each show?
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post 1489322071 03-31-2017, 02:01 PM
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It must be like a buffet for her. All that clam. Good lord. Imagine if your room filled with a crowd of women right now, fellas. A crowd of women who worshiped your every bowel movement. Your bone would be hard as a rock, wouldn't it? Rock hard and eager to get inside some of those moist vaginas. That's the life of Ellen Degeneres. Even her hetero fans would probably be ready for a good scissoring. I'd be willing to bet that she's a bigger coot magnet than the Biebs. In fact, I'd wager my sack skin on it, boys. You reckon she's getting her privates eaten out after every show? Handpicked audience members getting the opportunity to peg her butt with a strap on?
R.I.P. Bert
post 1489322891 03-31-2017, 02:08 PM
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god dammit donald
post 1489323131 03-31-2017, 02:09 PM
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post 1489323321 03-31-2017, 02:11 PM
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I thought Ellen was for moms in their 40's.
post 1489323981 03-31-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By reallyweak
I thought Ellen was for moms in their 40's.
There's some prime tail in her audience, partner. Prime tail of all ages.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1489324121 03-31-2017, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
There's some prime tail in her audience, partner. Prime tail of all ages.
Fair enough. Diamonds in the rough i guess.
post 1489324451 03-31-2017, 02:19 PM
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post 1489324631 03-31-2017, 02:21 PM
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What if her guest was Hillary Clinton?
post 1489324661 03-31-2017, 02:21 PM
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Finally, a good post from DonVonDuck
post 1489324731 03-31-2017, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Area51Brah
What if her guest was Hillary Clinton?
They've already swaddled labias
post 1489324891 03-31-2017, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Area51Brah
What if her guest was Hillary Clinton?
I wouldn't be at all surprised if Ellen and the Hilldog munched each other a little. There seems to be a mutual infatuation there.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1489324921 03-31-2017, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Area51Brah
What if her guest was Hillary Clinton?
"My head is banging like Metallica. Swallow a bottle of advil up, then head back to the bedroom where she suck me dry like Dracula"

Lord crew
post 1489326601 03-31-2017, 02:36 PM
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Ellen Degenerate
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post 1489327241 03-31-2017, 02:41 PM
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just puked a little in my mouth.



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post 1489327261 03-31-2017, 02:41 PM
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If DonVonCuck was banned, he would be GoneVonCuck.



















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post 1489327621 03-31-2017, 02:43 PM
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I wish he wasn't banned but I think the mods banned him out of the sheer horror of that image.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1489327811 03-31-2017, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz
If DonVonCuck was banned, he would be GoneVonCuck.



















Or

DonGoneCuck

edit: HOLY CHIT IT WORKED
post 1489327951 03-31-2017, 02:46 PM
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ellen is extremely cringe. thats what her audience loves about her.

but yea ellen has bitches. no doubt about that tho.
:/
post 1489328011 03-31-2017, 02:46 PM
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what was the image!!!!!
post 1489329341 03-31-2017, 02:58 PM
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post 1489331581 03-31-2017, 03:12 PM
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I demand a mod explanation as to why m'lord Don was banned!!!!😠😠😠
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

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post 1489331701 03-31-2017, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By ZMAg
I demand a mod explanation as to why m'lord Don was banned!!!!😠😠😠
He brought up Hillary and Ellen D eating each others poocys.
post 1489799481 04-04-2017, 12:24 PM
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Awaiting your return brother LOL.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1489799621 04-04-2017, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_
Awaiting your return brother LOL.
Nicklax got him banned
post 1489799651 04-04-2017, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By FannySkelper
Nicklax got him banned
Who's Nicklax and why did he get him banned?!
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1489800301 04-04-2017, 12:30 PM
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post 1489801381 04-04-2017, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass
Every morning I wake up and see this maggot is still in camp the air smells a little fresher, the sky is a little more blue, the birds sing a little more louder and all is right with the world. Feelsgoodman

Bro you gave me a heart attack. I saw this on the first page and was a little mad this useless twat was unbanned, so I opened this just to verbally abuse him and express my displeasure. Happy to see it was a false alarm lol
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post 1489801671 04-04-2017, 12:41 PM
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rip ducky
post 1489801971 04-04-2017, 12:43 PM
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SOME SHUT THIS CHIT DOWN

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