Been going out with a super cute lil blonde italian chick the last few weeks, whom i happen to like a lot, but she has ZERO tits. She is fit, has a nice lil caboose, easy to talk to, likes to go out (like me), and is overall a great time, but this no tit thing is killing me. She wont even take off her bra when we are fuking.

She is obviously already aware of this, but how have you brahs who have been in this situation handled this dilemma? I cant think of any solutions except:

1. Stop seeing her
2. Tell her to get a boob job or its over

But neither of these can be right...right?

EDIT: For those complaining about pic, this is not the chick in question, but here is a photo of another chick im fuking who is much hotter, but so fuking insane im scared of her.

How small are we talking about?

Just wait lol. She'll be crying to you about how insecure she is about it in no time. Been down that path, i just hope it's worth it if you decide to stick around.

My ex was like that as well, she was so self-conscious of her tits so got damn much, That it played a part on her self esteem. Tread carefully.

If you ain't planning on marrying, why give a shyt. Just bang till your dick gets bored.

Need pics of ole pancake chest before I can come to a conclusion.

small tits to match your small pecker OP

So I sat down for a second and opened this thread thinking lets see what bread OP is baking up. Skimmed through the thread and I was expecting some pics to go with his cool story. Now here's the strange part, I looked further down and to my astonishment there were NO PICS.

Now at this moment I started having some mild heart palpitations thinking is my chitbox pc acting up again.

To my relief, I saw the "windows has installed updates, please restart for updates to take effect" notification box at the bottom right bar. Restart I did and then I proceeded to open this thread again.

You know those toxic protein farts we lifters get sometimes? Yea times that by 10 and I let rip a nuclear protein fart after seeing to my horror that pics still weren't showing. Now I'm sorry but at this point I was in full panic mode and decided the next best course of action is to consult a professional.

Consult a professional I did by driving 1 hour to my nearest pc shop. I was greeted by a flamboyant over the top salesman, working hard for Dat dere Mr Shekelstein monthly bonus. I explained my situation and he gave me some suggestions. Now let me be honest, I absolutely could not be bothered going through the BS steps he suggested to me so I decided to kill all birds with 1 stone.

You guessed it. I bought a 10K pc. The kind that has its own space in the corner of the store. The kind that plebs get heart attacks from just looking at it. My reasoning was simple. With this kind of pc I'd never experience the no pics problem again.

So I drive back home with a 10K pc in my possession, tweaking with a beaming smile blasting Mask Off by Future full volume. I was being heckled to turn Dat chit down but who was care.

Fast forward to when I arrived home. I ninja unboxed the pc and set it up in record time. Now I'm usually a slow person but this was a big deal for me. What happened next left such a gut wrenching feeling I felt nauseous. I opened this thread and what I found yet again was NO PICS. I'm gonna be honest and say that I ripped a wet fart and left a crusty skid mark on my underwear. That's how shocked I was.

Then it dawned on me boyos. It was never my fault, my chitbox pc was actually fine and I wasted 10K because it was indeed OP's fault. He never provided pics in the first place.

OP is a *******.

2008 OG and doesnt know better than to post pix.

/sigh

how bout u post some fuking pics?

Li-tra-lee mosquito bitesGod dammitTrue. Alternatively, Ive got another chick im fuking who is the best looking, has the nicest body ive ever been with, and who loves anal, but she is ****ing insane. She actually makes me so uncomfortable that im scared to invite her over anymore. EDIT: Refer to the OP for pic

meh, the novelty wears off once you date a few girls with a huge pair

I don't even acknowledge women who don't have a cup size of at least a C

Lol, done in one..




I feel ya OP. My girl is deep in peak week and doing her final bikini show Saturday. Tatas are non existent at the moment. But its not a deal breaker for me.

Post a pic of random girl with similar chest so we know what we're dealing with here. I've seen some guys complaining about small tits then it turns out they aren't THAT bad and the guy is being picky

I was with a girl who had B size boobs and was self conscious of it to the point of wanting augmentation. She picked up some Playboys, the ones where they feature nudes on every page and cut out the pictures she liked to use to show the doctor. Man she fukked up those playboys so all the hot girls with nice racks were CUT OUT! DAMNIT!

Anyway she came into some cash and decided to get a boob job. The incision was under each boob, about a 2-3 inch cut. Her boobs were like boulders during her recovery. Hard as a rock. She had some drain tubes sticking out and to be honest it was not a turn on.

We split a little after that, and since that happened fake boobs don't really seem all that appealing to me. I don't think going under the knife is always the best thing to do for self-esteem. There is other stuff that should be worked on before getting cut, in my opinion.

I'll play devils advocate assuming it doesn't affect your ability to bang/she doesn't look like a dude: go for it. I bet she is in great shape so if she ever starts to increase bodyfat (which every girl past 20 seems to do) they will start to fill in. Or if you decide to knock her up they will get bigger too. Problem solved and when she is older she won't have chronic back problems.

Gonna need more stories about the crazy anal girl mate. What kind of crazy are we dealing with here?

Lol at even contemplating telling some girl you've just started seeing to get a boob job or it's over. She's a retard if she'd even think about that.

Anyway, only you can decide whether this is a dealbreaker or not. Does it kill all attraction you have for her? Or are you still attracted but would prefer her to have boobs?

Said no straight guy ever

ok this thread is now about the "crazy girl"

Where did you meet this chick?

that 2nd sloot

5/23/2017

the first straight man said it.

Things like sitting outside my bedroom widow in the middle of the night, wanting me to physically abuse her so badly i would surely go to jail, texting me 10-20 times in a row, etc.
She is top 3 hottest girls ive ever been with, but she mildly frightens me.Doesnt kill attraction at all. Shes got a great bod, has an IUD so i can bust nuts inside her (hnggg), and is cool. I just wish i could take off her top or at least see her fully naked. Never seen her tits at all because she hides them.
Its weird.

I here would like to see a picture please

If she's cool people, I'd let it play out. Tits aren't the be all end all to happiness. You brought up the booty so it sparked a story. I dated a girl who I ran track with in high school. She was a sprinter and had the nice, thick sprinter legs and booty. Teddies were virtually non-existent. It was what it was. And if you have access to teddies as a side chick I wouldn't even let it bother me. Every chick that's ever walked the earth has flaws, its just about picking which ones. If your side chick can make up for those flaws, you are chitin in tall cotton...as some of my older co-workers would say.

It kind of sucks that it sounds like she's self conscious about it. I can understand that can be a downer. I dated a mexican chick my first year of college who had normal sized breasts but ridiculously big nipples. My god those things must have been 3/4 to 1" long. She was very self conscious about them and would always keep her bra on. The only reason I even knew about them was because we had discussed it AND I snuck a look at them occasionally before she'd shut me down and cover them back up.

So why be with her if you're already cheating on her and complaining about her tits...

If she's that insecure about them she'll probably get implants anyway. Buddy's girl was like that. Does crossfit, ****in amazing ass and legs and was always self conscious about her titties so she got implants.

The hot pscycho chick again proves the old saying, hotter the chick the crazier they are. Sounds like she may have been molested to be honest.

Also lol at phucking a chick that never takes her bra off. Its like scenes from movies where the actress wont do nude so they do those sex with bra scenes.

That really sucks if you havent seen her tits, have you talk about it with her? And post more pics of crazy chick if you can, she is hot.