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Sloth Thread Part XIII: Looks get you matches, game gets you smashes
06-12-2017, 08:33 PM
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Innnn on new sloth thread.
Just got 17 matches during a boost yaaa
Just got 17 matches during a boost yaaa
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06-12-2017, 09:23 PM
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lmao Bumble chick from two months ago...one date just grabbed a drink...texts me out of the blue she's thinking about.
Translation: she found a better option or several...they didn't pan out...back to me
just lol
Translation: she found a better option or several...they didn't pan out...back to me
just lol
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06-12-2017, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By LieutenantGains⏩
I boosted tonight and got zero matches.Innnn on new sloth thread.
Just got 17 matches during a boost yaaa
Just got 17 matches during a boost yaaa
Other boost I got like 4. One of which sent dem nudes. I purchased tinder plus cause I had itunes credit. What a waste son.
my account is fukin drier than my sex life atm. I resorted to rekindle things with an ex a few days and I got a blowie out of it but I feel unfulfilled. I don't want anything with her other than sex when i want it but she ain't down.
I've resorted to adding random girls near me on ********
this ******* desperate to stop taking these L's.
My tinder has never been this dry. ever since this pay to play chit came along I took a hit.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
06-12-2017, 11:22 PM
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I can't get a match either but my pictures aren't too bad
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06-12-2017, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted By yoked4women⏩
I'm literally using the same pic that got me 5-10+ matches a day back in the day (no chad and i dont even lift so it was okay for me).I can't get a match either but my pictures aren't too bad
Maybe Tinder is just dead. I hate how they removed last active cause i bet all these hoes are inactive af.'
my elo score probably negative for the amount of times ive remade it.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
06-13-2017, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By cmmx⏩
which faroff lands? If I swipe in Thailand/Cambodia/Vietnam I get ****ton of matches too. Doesnt mean muchnot trolling. i reckon a low percentage are 7+. i swipe right on pretty much everyone and have gotten most of my matches in faroff lands. not posting profile due to privacy
06-13-2017, 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted By American
Depends on culture/country - Very good friend of mine totally autistic behaviour 35 and living at home with mom gets smashes because he is british ... simple as thatWrong. Unless you're also coming in with money and status, looks do nothing more than get matches.
It always depends on what women consider desirable I guess? Being exotic is always a plus, not much you can do with game to keep up with that I feel like
06-13-2017, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
maybe i need to take a trip to germany without the gf.....Depends on culture/country - Very good friend of mine totally autistic behaviour 35 and living at home with mom gets smashes because he is british ... simple as that
It always depends on what women consider desirable I guess? Being exotic is always a plus, not much you can do with game to keep up with that I feel like
It always depends on what women consider desirable I guess? Being exotic is always a plus, not much you can do with game to keep up with that I feel like

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06-13-2017, 02:21 AM
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She aint replyin anymore. How did I screw this one up? Blank part is just me telling her where Im from and how long Ive been in town
I asked for her height because Im barely 5'6"
06-13-2017, 02:27 AM
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[QUOTE=Bangemall post_id=1508228141][img]http://i.imgur.com/J6EUZDF.png[/im g]
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She aint replyin anymore. How did I screw this one up? Blank part is just me telling her where Im from and how long Ive been in town
I asked for her height because Im barely 5'6"[/QUOTE]cringe but it seems to work for you!
what did you say for her to stop responding?
what was your last message
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She aint replyin anymore. How did I screw this one up? Blank part is just me telling her where Im from and how long Ive been in town
I asked for her height because Im barely 5'6"[/QUOTE]cringe but it seems to work for you!
what did you say for her to stop responding?
what was your last message
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06-13-2017, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
super cringe. But usually I fare much better with this kind of approach than just going: "Hey lets meet up and let me smash the living hell outta ya"cringe but it seems to work for you!
what did you say for her to stop responding?
what was your last message
what did you say for her to stop responding?
what was your last message
How would you do it?
I overextended after that, asked for her IG (I know Im a dumb **** shouldnt have done that) and basically tried one last pathetic attempt by telling her: she already forgot about her partner in crime ...
Not sure how I am supposed to tackle these kinds of situations. If theyre interested I usually manage to get the number quite quick. But I suck at reinitiating convos and things get stale after a couple days
06-13-2017, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
i wouldve tried to make a witty comment about a pic/bio or just used a silly line like 'ready for 47 seconds of love?'super cringe. But usually I fare much better with this kind of approach than just going: "Hey lets meet up and let me smash the living hell outta ya"
How would you do it?
I overextended after that, asked for her IG (I know Im a dumb **** shouldnt have done that) and basically tried one last pathetic attempt by telling her: she already forgot about her partner in crime ...
Not sure how I am supposed to tackle these kinds of situations. If theyre interested I usually manage to get the number quite quick. But I suck at reinitiating convos and things get stale after a couple days
How would you do it?
I overextended after that, asked for her IG (I know Im a dumb **** shouldnt have done that) and basically tried one last pathetic attempt by telling her: she already forgot about her partner in crime ...
Not sure how I am supposed to tackle these kinds of situations. If theyre interested I usually manage to get the number quite quick. But I suck at reinitiating convos and things get stale after a couple days
something light hearted but jokes
you have screens of what was said??
after your message, how long before you messaged her again etc etc
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06-13-2017, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted By AfroPope⏩
This is depressing. These guys must have so many options they dont even care. Meanwhile I'm trying to close every single match I get!I'm currently living vicariously through an HBB/10 friend who just got on Tinder for the first time. She absolutely CANNOT get the pipe because dudes' text game is so bad.
She'll even be like "we should get a drink this weekend" or just straight up steer the conversation towards being DTF after a few hours of absolutely laborious flirting and not get a response.
What are y'all doing on Tinder if y'all aren't trying to smash?
She'll even be like "we should get a drink this weekend" or just straight up steer the conversation towards being DTF after a few hours of absolutely laborious flirting and not get a response.
What are y'all doing on Tinder if y'all aren't trying to smash?
06-13-2017, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By mekeke⏩
post screensThis is depressing. These guys must have so many options they dont even care. Meanwhile I'm trying to close every single match I get!
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06-13-2017, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
Most effective use of money for sex. No dates, games, bs.I boosted tonight and got zero matches.
Other boost I got like 4. One of which sent dem nudes. I purchased tinder plus cause I had itunes credit. What a waste son.
my account is fukin drier than my sex life atm. I resorted to rekindle things with an ex a few days and I got a blowie out of it but I feel unfulfilled. I don't want anything with her other than sex when i want it but she ain't down.
I've resorted to adding random girls near me on ********
this ******* desperate to stop taking these L's.
My tinder has never been this dry. ever since this pay to play chit came along I took a hit.
Other boost I got like 4. One of which sent dem nudes. I purchased tinder plus cause I had itunes credit. What a waste son.
my account is fukin drier than my sex life atm. I resorted to rekindle things with an ex a few days and I got a blowie out of it but I feel unfulfilled. I don't want anything with her other than sex when i want it but she ain't down.
I've resorted to adding random girls near me on ********
this ******* desperate to stop taking these L's.
My tinder has never been this dry. ever since this pay to play chit came along I took a hit.
Get a good escort brah, best money u spent. $100-200 for 30 min.
It will save you lots of headaches and not make u a thirsty beta WK.
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
I waited for a day before my last message. Now just going to leave it as it is. IDGAF anymore but she was cute-ish 7/10 subjectively speakingi wouldve tried to make a witty comment about a pic/bio or just used a silly line like 'ready for 47 seconds of love?'
something light hearted but jokes
you have screens of what was said??
after your message, how long before you messaged her again etc etc
something light hearted but jokes
you have screens of what was said??
after your message, how long before you messaged her again etc etc
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Originally Posted By ineed$⏩
Never found the idea of sleeping with a hooker to be too appealing. Its no fun if you can't make out and enjoy that body for a couple hours at least.Most effective use of money for sex. No dates, games, bs.
Get a good escort brah, best money u spent. $100-200 for 30 min.
It will save you lots of headaches and not make u a thirsty beta WK.
Get a good escort brah, best money u spent. $100-200 for 30 min.
It will save you lots of headaches and not make u a thirsty beta WK.
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
and also pay 200 dollars for it....Never found the idea of sleeping with a hooker to be too appealing. Its no fun if you can't make out and enjoy that body for a couple hours at least.
hookers is a cope
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
Witty cheeky comments are always win. She might have unmatched him because he said he lives with his parents.Got to remember to put a spin on negative or semi negative things, or just all together ignore it until you meet them because you can play it off better in person.i wouldve tried to make a witty comment about a pic/bio or just used a silly line like 'ready for 47 seconds of love?'
something light hearted but jokes
you have screens of what was said??
after your message, how long before you messaged her again etc etc
something light hearted but jokes
you have screens of what was said??
after your message, how long before you messaged her again etc etc
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Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
solid stuffWitty cheeky comments are always win. She might have unmatched him because he said he lives with his parents.Got to remember to put a spin on negative or semi negative things, or just all together ignore it until you meet them because you can play it off better in person.
come to think of it i normally ignore details like that and just move the convo on - basically take control
act like they owe you something, not the other way around
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Originally Posted By Briisk⏩
with his parents? Not the case. Hasnt unmatched yet but IDGAF, next up is a swedish chick that I' easily consider 8/10 will post convo if it actually becomes a convoWitty cheeky comments are always win. She might have unmatched him because he said he lives with his parents.Got to remember to put a spin on negative or semi negative things, or just all together ignore it until you meet them because you can play it off better in person.
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
pics of sloot?with his parents? Not the case. Hasnt unmatched yet but IDGAF, next up is a swedish chick that I' easily consider 8/10 will post convo if it actually becomes a convo
misc loves Swedish sloots im told...
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
point in posting one if I don't even get to meet her? Got the nr but she keeps replying in very short answers ... also 19yrs old ... probably very flakeypics of sloot?
misc loves Swedish sloots im told...
misc loves Swedish sloots im told...
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
because fap?point in posting one if I don't even get to meet her? Got the nr but she keeps replying in very short answers ... also 19yrs old ... probably very flakey
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
excessive fapping would result in dopamine addiction ... and we don't want that do we? Like I said, if she somehow starts replying then I will be more than happy to post the convo and her profilebecause fap?
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
was just having a giggleexcessive fapping would result in dopamine addiction ... and we don't want that do we? Like I said, if she somehow starts replying then I will be more than happy to post the convo and her profile
we just all wanna see what kind of sloots miscers match with - thats all
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Did they warn you? Haven't been warned in a long time, but for the most part have stayed away from the sexual stuff. Went for it here:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/RTVHreol.jpg[mg][/QUOTE]Yea was warned a couple days before and have been suspended a number of times over the years. Didnt have plus on my solo acct since Jan/Feb and just switched it back to my solo acct last week. Boosted, swiped a ton and was rolling in matches so blasted a bunch of dtf openers like nothing. Never thought I'd be permabanned, especially with a paid acct.
If I open a new solo acct might tone down the fukboi shtick (said that at least a dozen times over the past 3 threads lol)...
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Tinder actually deleted my acct before I date/# closed on her, but its bound to happen since we are in close markets and probably on the same looks level +/-.
Did they warn you? Haven't been warned in a long time, but for the most part have stayed away from the sexual stuff. Went for it here:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/RTVHreol.jpg[mg][/QUOTE]Yea was warned a couple days before and have been suspended a number of times over the years. Didnt have plus on my solo acct since Jan/Feb and just switched it back to my solo acct last week. Boosted, swiped a ton and was rolling in matches so blasted a bunch of dtf openers like nothing. Never thought I'd be permabanned, especially with a paid acct.
If I open a new solo acct might tone down the fukboi shtick (said that at least a dozen times over the past 3 threads lol)...
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you tryna be eskimo bros brah? :-)[/QUOTE]Does this mean I can get VIP passes to your cousins DJ events now?[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Tinder actually deleted my acct before I date/# closed on her, but its bound to happen since we are in close markets and probably on the same looks level +/-.
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Originally Posted By Bangemall⏩
Sure, but theres some inbetween. I'd cut out the "aww cutes" and stuff like that.super cringe. But usually I fare much better with this kind of approach than just going: "Hey lets meet up and let me smash the living hell outta ya"
Besides that it wasn't that bad but your next message after the screens should have been either making plans, or getting her number to make plans, not anymore questions about her, not instagram.
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How do you guys figure if someone is dtf? Majority of girls on there don't seem to be there to meet anyone let alone hook up.
Looking for a lay and have about 40 matches (couple of weeks) to go through (6/10 above)
Not a chad, so feel like I'm going to have to put in work before getting anywhere?
Looking for a lay and have about 40 matches (couple of weeks) to go through (6/10 above)
Not a chad, so feel like I'm going to have to put in work before getting anywhere?
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