Firstly I just want to say that this is a motivational thread for FA brah's to share their stories on making it with women; not a brag thread. I wish to hear other stories about former FA's becoming aesthetic chad slayers and I will rep these!


Cliffs of this evening:

- OP tutors a 19 year old Engineering freshman (female)
- Girl's dad is friend of OP's dad so OP doing her a family favour as he has graduated
- OP and girl take break to get food; OP offers to cook her something
- Dad working in London; mum on holiday so girl offers to help cook
- Girl walks into OP's kitchen and drops jaw because of aesthetic Samsung washing machine
- Girl can't stop complimenting it and keeps stroking the inside of the Diamond Drum
- OP makes girl a grilled cheese sandwich while she 'mires CEO washing machine
- Before OP can offer her plate of food - girl sticks tongue down OP's throat
- OP and girl make out for about 5 mins before OP decides to pick her up and snog her on washing machine
- Girl IRL hnnnngggggggg's and says with a cheeky smile "I didn't know you had this naughty side"
- Girl eats grilled cheese, packs up bags and invites OP to a house party with her 19 year old college freshman friends on Friday night


Fuarkkkkk brahs, I might actually make it despite being a massive FA! I literally work 7 days a week (5 + 2 overtime), live in mum's basement and save about 85% of post-tax salary due to having no friends/social life. It's been a very long time since a girl has kissed me sober, and now that i've been invited to a youthful glow party, I am hoping I can go from incel to Chad


Because of closeness to family relationship, I can't post pics of this particular girl, but I will post (ninja) pics of the college freshman girls at the house party on Friday night! My dad is coming back from London on Thursday night as that's when his annual leave starts and he's going Barbados on a cruise for a couple weeks so I will take his Mercedes SL63 AMG to the party and drive around some girls with the roof down (tonnes of spoon pics will be provided of car).


Pics I can provide for now:







Not mine but a video of the GOAT aesthetic washing machine interior:





I am expecting some skepticism r.e: dad's SL63 AMG so I will post a screenshot of my bank balance. If I can save ~£70K ($90,000) at age 25 from IB & Big4 internships and working for 18 months - what makes you think my dad who has been a real estate & yacht broker in London for over 30 years can't afford an SL63 AMG? Like I said, I will happily be mod-negged into the red if I don't provide spoon pics on Friday when dad is back

Pics of grilled cheese *******!

No hate brah and good luck to ya on Friday, but aren't you in your 30s?

Thanks brah, any tips for the house party? Do I turn up with a couple of bottles of Ciroc like I see in hood videos?

I am 25 going on 26 in 5 months

I hope you have a gangbang at the party srs


nice washing machine too, things are looking up

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hey if u hit me up with $100 I will give you Forex investing tips and how to pull girls easy brahh

Goddammit did you just post a pic of your moms washing machine instead of the girl you banged on top of it?

SRS Advice, be careful with idiot college kids in the SL63 AMG. You are just asking for damage (scratches, dents, etc) or some drunk sloot puking in the car. Stay safe boyo. GJDM on the pull though

Mirin' washing machine opie

We only kissed. I don't know how to make the move from lips to bedroom tbh

That's a nice washing machine. GJ man. Make up for lost time and turn that party into a gangbang

WTF is snog

Why lift when it's all about the washing machine aesthetics?

Happy for you. Would rep you if I could, OP.

snog

British - informal
verb

verb: snog; 3rd person present: snogs; past tense: snogged; past participle: snogged; gerund or present participle: snogging

1.
kiss and cuddle amorously.
"the pair were snogging on the sofa"

noun
noun: snog; plural noun: snogs

1.
a long kiss or a period of amorous kissing and cuddling.
"he gave her a proper snog, not just a peck"

subbed will be back on friday this thread better deliver

samsung appliances are the FUQIN worst. POS have all sorts of issues and parts are difficult to source, most repairs can only be done by their techs. FUQ samsung & lg appliances, overpriced, poor quality garbage

FUQ samsung boyo

FUQ samsung

When I was buying for the home, I sorted washing machines by previous customer rating and this was top (srs)

It comes with a 5 year parts & labour guarantee directly with Samsung IF needed. Other machines required you to take out an after-sales care scheme.

Given the reputation and volume that it sells in, I doubt sourcing parts will be difficult. If it runs the full 5 years, then I will happily take that. Anything on top of that is a bonus, but it's nice to know Samsung cover P&L (including mishap) for those 5 years

women are cucks srs

How does one actually turn a college freshman party into an R Kelly video without singer/NBA reputation?

As an FA, I have had many dreams of going to youthful glow house parties and DJ'ing, spraying champagne over plain white t-shirts, pouring straight Ciroc down the throats of willing sloots, break-dancing in the middle of the living room and then finishing with a 3 or more some.

But how does one achieve that? (Srs)

by going to youthful glow house parties and DJ'ing, spraying champagne over plain white t-shirts, pouring straight Ciroc down the throats of willing sloots, break-dancing in the middle of the living room and then finishing with a 3 or more some.

In for report/pics of friday night

have fun opie

Jesus ****ing Christ you cannot be real.


How about I come down with you and we do this together? You strike me as an even more autistic/uglier version of will from the inbetweeners

If I knew I wouldn't be here. You already got with the one throwing the party and sloots talk. That's half the ground work laid out before you even walk in the door.

If my life ever comes to the point of bragging about my parent's washing machine and car... I want you to shoot me