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Thread: Bored, give me some Tinder openers and i'll post results

post 1511386941 07-10-2017, 09:40 PM
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So this is what it's like to be attractive and get gobs of matches.

On one hand, I want to actually contribute with a good opener. On the other, I want to sabotage OPs chances.

Conflicted.
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post 1511386981 07-10-2017, 09:41 PM
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"your face, i like that chit"
post 1511387161 07-10-2017, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩
I see you already stole my "So this means we're dating now right? If so, I want the side of the bed near the wall" line.
lmao possibly if you were the one who created it. saw it in a thread like a year ago and have had decent luck with it
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post 1511387461 07-10-2017, 09:45 PM
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this was from last summer but "are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you." but people are too quick to forget what sparked that glorious line a year later.
post 1511387481 07-10-2017, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By somfking⏩
lmao possibly if you were the one who created it. saw it in a thread like a year ago and have had decent luck with it
I'm only joking. It's the opener I use tbh, works very well.
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post 1511387691 07-10-2017, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
So this is what it's like to be attractive and get gobs of matches.

On one hand, I want to actually contribute with a good opener. On the other, I want to sabotage OPs chances.

Conflicted.
contribute with something good and you can live vicariously through me
Originally Posted By PathToSage⏩
this was from last summer but "are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you." but people are too quick to forget what sparked that glorious line a year later.
lmao that is gold, sent. no idea how i've never heard that one
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post 1511388441 07-10-2017, 09:55 PM
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post 1511388541 07-10-2017, 09:56 PM
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little does she know i'm asking for these lines on a forum full of half naked men who mire each other
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post 1511388641 07-10-2017, 09:57 PM
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can i suck your swollen ******* until it farts saliva.?
post 1511392451 07-10-2017, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
can i suck your swollen ******* until it farts saliva.?
That is absolutely repulsive.












































Sent
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post 1511392831 07-10-2017, 10:43 PM
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I'm on dat herp time. Dat a problem 4u?
worse things happen at sea
post 1511395331 07-10-2017, 11:24 PM
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post 1511396311 07-10-2017, 11:38 PM
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High energy thread tbh
post 1511396491 07-10-2017, 11:40 PM
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Ask them 'Are you Irish, by any chance?' When she says 'No, why?'

- 'Because when I look at your pictures, my penis is Dublin'.
Powerlifting 2020
post 1511396641 07-10-2017, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By BOZZ⏩
The worst and cheesiest pickup lines haven't changed in 20years good to know.
What else would you expect from a bunch of socially awkward tards like us miscers?
Originally Posted By IvanNorge⏩
Ask them 'Are you Irish, by any chance?' When she says 'No, why?'

- 'Because when I look at your pictures, my penis is Dublin'.
That's the best one yet lmao, repped
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post 1511396891 07-10-2017, 11:48 PM
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post 1511410491 07-11-2017, 05:39 AM
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If she likes dogs:

So how about I put my collar on you and we go for a walk?
Lifting on hiatus, triathlon training everydayyyy
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post 1511410681 07-11-2017, 05:44 AM
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"How was your weekend, gorgeous?"

Can't tell you how much puss I've gotten (30+) after starting with that and taking it to the next level. They love talking about themselves so ask questions
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post 1511410741 07-11-2017, 05:46 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over b!tch
Cause I wanna pound the sh!t outta you.
post 1511410791 07-11-2017, 05:47 AM
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You: "If you could be a household appliance, What would it be?"
Her: "blah blah"
Me: "I would be a washing machine so i can get your panties wet"
post 1511411531 07-11-2017, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By MongoloidMike⏩
You won't believe me but i spammed this to a few women on POF and I just finished slamming a phillpino chick in the back of my car ded srs
Don't have any pics because she said she was married and had none on her profile
we met at a quiet bar out the back then i drove her home and stopped in a quiet light industrial area
dont think she actually understood the pick up line lel but it opened the door to a convo
she was 4ft 11, one of the most noticeably tight pussies i have had and she squirted on me on the back seat
dont care if you *******s dont believe me
point is get out there and make it happen
Calm down Mike
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post 1511411711 07-11-2017, 06:05 AM
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First one: "Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror"

Second one:

You: Simple Tinder test..you up for it?
Her: sure
You: How do you spell 'ME'
Her: M E
You: You forgot the 'D' lol
Her: There is no 'D' in ME
You: There will be later on if you play your cards right sloot
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1511413071 07-11-2017, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
First one: "Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror"

Second one:

You: Simple Tinder test..you up for it?
Her: sure
You: How do you spell 'ME'
Her: M E
You: You forgot the 'D' lol
Her: There is no 'D' in ME
You: There will be later on if you play your cards right sloot
Best yet
FS/ S/ OHP/ B/ DL
120/150/70/100/180 =KG
I don't go to the gym anymore so above stats are useless.

Only do weighted calastentics in the comfort of my own home!

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173620211&page=138 go here if you want an estimation on your bf%
post 1511413211 07-11-2017, 06:27 AM
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post 1511413351 07-11-2017, 06:30 AM
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post 1511413481 07-11-2017, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
First one: "Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror"

Second one:

You: Simple Tinder test..you up for it?
Her: sure
You: How do you spell 'ME'
Her: M E
You: You forgot the 'D' lol
Her: There is no 'D' in ME
You: There will be later on if you play your cards right sloot
You forgot the GOAT signature at the end of every line......




































.....text me?
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post 1511414021 07-11-2017, 06:41 AM
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post 1511414121 07-11-2017, 06:43 AM
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If we meet up I guarantee we're gonna fukk. I'm stronger than you.
post 1511415641 07-11-2017, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By JoocyLoaf⏩
If we meet up I guarantee we're gonna fukk. I'm stronger than you.
Hah... rape jokes never get old.
FS/ S/ OHP/ B/ DL
120/150/70/100/180 =KG
I don't go to the gym anymore so above stats are useless.

Only do weighted calastentics in the comfort of my own home!

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=173620211&page=138 go here if you want an estimation on your bf%
post 1511415691 07-11-2017, 07:05 AM
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