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post 1512765281 07-20-2017, 06:53 AM
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No srsly...why can't you guys figure out what (or where) you want to fuking eat?

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post 1512765521 07-20-2017, 06:57 AM
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What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
post 1512765571 07-20-2017, 06:58 AM
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in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
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post 1512765581 07-20-2017, 06:58 AM
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They want you to make the decision for them then complain about your decision later on
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post 1512765611 07-20-2017, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
like warm apple pie
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post 1512765941 07-20-2017, 07:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
Dried seman, also known as spermatozoa
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post 1512766001 07-20-2017, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
The absolute worst...

Me:"Are you sure you don't want any fries?"
Her: "No I'm good, not really feeling them today"
Me: "Are you sure?!"
Her: Yes

*food comes*

Her: "Those fries look good, I should have gotten some"

*hands reach into my plate*

Me:

"I thought you didn't want any fries!?!"

Her: "I just wanted a few, not the whole thing"

me:
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post 1512766021 07-20-2017, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
Sexual frustration?
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post 1512766081 07-20-2017, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By RmBoyos⏩
like warm apple pie
Originally Posted By RaphaelDeLaGhetto⏩
Dried seman, also known as spermatozoa
Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
What does the color purple smell like? Both answers are the same.
Apparently this is a very popular question...Interesting

https://www.google.com/search?q=what...utf-8&oe=utf-8
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post 1512766121 07-20-2017, 07:06 AM
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post 1512766161 07-20-2017, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
This is exactly how it goes down.
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post 1512766271 07-20-2017, 07:09 AM
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last night my wife asks "what's for dinner?"

I said... "I dunno, you tell me"

Think she's malfunctioning after all these years, time to trade her in.
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post 1512766741 07-20-2017, 07:14 AM
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What you are eating is not as important as the fun times you have during your date am I right?
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post 1512766841 07-20-2017, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
What you are eating is not as important as the fun times you have during your dateam I right?
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post 1512766941 07-20-2017, 07:16 AM
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female checking in
post 1512766991 07-20-2017, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
The absolute worst...

Me:"Are you sure you don't want any fries?"
Her: "No I'm good, not really feeling them today"
Me: "Are you sure?!"
Her: Yes

*food comes*

Her: "Those fries look good, I should have gotten some"

*hands reach into my plate*

Me:

"I thought you didn't want any fries!?!"

Her: "I just wanted a few, not the whole thing"

me:
OR

Me: " Babe I'm ordering from here, do you want anything?"
Her: " No, I'm ok"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Her: " Yeah I'm good"

:::Pizza arrives:::

*fiancé staring at my pizza like a lion stares at a wounded gazelle*

me: " What do you want?"
Her: " Nothinggg"....sighhhhhh


UGH.
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post 1512767071 07-20-2017, 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
female checking in
figures, most trannys are born with a baby arm
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post 1512767111 07-20-2017, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
last night my wife asks "what's for dinner?"

I said... "I dunno, you tell me"

Think she's malfunctioning after all these years, time to trade her in.
Better check your warranty on that model brah.
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post 1512767161 07-20-2017, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
in for all male thread.

Me: "What do you want to eat?"
Her: " I don't know, your choice"
Me: "OK lets go here"
Her: " Nah I don't want that"
Me: Sigh
brah, you ain't never lied.

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post 1512767271 07-20-2017, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
figures, most trannys are born with a baby arm
most babies r born with them really
post 1512767451 07-20-2017, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
OR

Me: " Babe I'm ordering from here, do you want anything?"
Her: " No, I'm ok"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Her: " Yeah I'm good"

:::Pizza arrives:::

*fiancé staring at my pizza like a lion stares at a wounded gazelle*

me:" What do you want?"
Her: " Nothinggg"....sighhhhhh


UGH.
Fuking lost it

Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
Better check your warranty on that model brah.
She's starting to do this ticking thing, like there's some software glitch or something. I'm gonna call the technical support center and see if there's a recall or something. If there is i'm gonna try to get my hands on the new Stacey92 model. If not, I'll just purchase an extended warranty package and get her sorted out.
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post 1512767901 07-20-2017, 07:29 AM
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the first time in a while female miscers have been called out and someone has been successfully been able to say

in on all male thread.
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post 1512768111 07-20-2017, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
the first time in a while female miscers have been called out and someone has been successfully been able to say

in on all male thread.
But i'm different. There were supposed to be sl00ts in mine...I'm BADBL00D gotdammit!

Heykiddo was supposed to be my 1rd post
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post 1512768321 07-20-2017, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
the first time in a while female miscers have been called out and someone has been successfully been able to say

in on all male thread.
They're probably seething in disgust, thinking of a way to refute any examples in this thread, then failing miserably to put together a coherent post.
Best thread: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=168274783
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post 1512768351 07-20-2017, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
But i'm different. There were supposed to be sl00ts in mine...I'm BADBL00D gotdammit!

Heykiddo was supposed to be my 1rd post
she's "tied" up at the moment

Me: You want me to use my necktie or handcuffs
Her: whatever you want to use
Me: I'll use the handcuffs
Her: no, use the tie
post 1512768531 07-20-2017, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
she's "tied" up at the moment

Me: You want me to use my necktie or handcuffs
Her: whatever you want to use
Me: I'll use the handcuffs
Her: no, use the tie
We 50 shades of spermwhale now?

Damn you brah! Your freakiness is preventing my first 10,000 post thread.
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post 1512768621 07-20-2017, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
This would be the 3rd date capital of the world.
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post 1512768691 07-20-2017, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
The absolute worst...

Me:"Are you sure you don't want any fries?"
Her: "No I'm good, not really feeling them today"
Me: "Are you sure?!"
Her: Yes

*food comes*

Her: "Those fries look good, I should have gotten some"

*hands reach into my plate*

Me:

"I thought you didn't want any fries!?!"

Her: "I just wanted a few, not the whole thing"

me:
This was my life. Then I started telling her that I outright will defend my food with force. She's learned.
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post 1512768941 07-20-2017, 07:41 AM
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Play the 5-2-1 game. Give your lady 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those.

Done.
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post 1512769031 07-20-2017, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By jacemano⏩
This was my life. Then I started telling her that I outright will defend my food with force. She's learned.
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