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Thread: Smashed a snorlax two feet shorter than me this weekend (6'7) (pic)

post 1513956331 07-30-2017, 05:45 PM
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lol'ed at being a manmore and only being able to smash some teenage oompa loompa. Sad!
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post 1513956481 07-30-2017, 05:46 PM
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just lol at manmores...u could have a 10 inch dink and it'd still look tiny on you
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post 1513956621 07-30-2017, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I don't wanna ask but I feel I gotta ...for science

Wouldn't that only work with her on top?
I'm pretty sure he just palmed her head like a basketball and lifted her off the ground.
post 1513956641 07-30-2017, 05:48 PM
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post 1513956911 07-30-2017, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By CyberSheriff⏩
Why do I like short sloots and have no desire for tall sloots tho? Why would I subconsciously sabotage my own genetics.
Short sloots usually have bigger tits and ass, come on man its not rocket science.

Op i wouldnt touch her with my old dick , good for you I guess.
post 1513956961 07-30-2017, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted By CyberSheriff⏩
Why do I like short sloots and have no desire for tall sloots tho? Why would I subconsciously sabotage my own genetics.
because you might get a female child in which case you don't want some 6'4 amazon sloot as a daughter.
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post 1513957431 07-30-2017, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Midgetkiller⏩
I can't respect a man in a robe under the age of 62.
Strong username to post midget/snorlax content ratio.
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post 1513958001 07-30-2017, 06:03 PM
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Not my type, you shoulda flimed that chit and put it on xvids with a clever title. "6'7 lanky goon smashes 4'7 asain snorlax" You'd be famous .
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post 1513959051 07-30-2017, 06:14 PM
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LOL

A few months ago I was briefly dating a cute Mexican girl that was 4'11", I'm 6'4". When she first got on her back on my bed I initially tried to do missionary position but I found it really awkward and uncomfortable, so I just pulled her to the edge of the bed and penetrated her while standing up.
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In on freak show thread
post 1513962581 07-30-2017, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By SeanG730⏩
In the old days, this would have been a photoshop free for all.
post 1516222181 08-19-2017, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By SeanG730⏩


Met this 4'7 girl on tinder. Went out to eat friday night then we went downtown and had some drinks in a park that sits on a river and just talked. Back to my place, proceeded to have pretty awkward sex. The height difference was weird at first lol. Picked her up from a party again last night and smashed, much better last night.


Funniest part is, she told me her ex bf was 6'3 (I'm 6'7). Poor manlets, even supreme womanlets only want manmores, when will they learn misc?
What's dat ass look like?
post 1516222581 08-19-2017, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By xmeandix⏩
What's dat ass look like?
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post 1516222821 08-19-2017, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By hau5music⏩
OP looks like Negan from TWD

looks more like that goofy instagram dude, Piques

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Ah a Filipina.



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"Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women"

Congrats on scratching that off of your bucket list.

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Originally Posted By Ml16121⏩
"Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women"

Congrats on scratching that off of your bucket list.
maybe she's not an adult yet?
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Lmao @ bathrobe, you just reminded me of one I had laying around in my closet. Will wear next time I have a chick over at my place, before and after smashing.

But jesus christ I'm trying to imagine all sorts of positions you guys did (no homeowner) but I just cant picture any that would work and not cause discomfort. I'd imagine you handled her in bed like how we handle chicken wings tho
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6'3 and I've smashed 4'11. That was strange as fuk for the first few weeks. Can't imagine how you felt at that difference.
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LOL at these responses that I did read.
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Originally Posted By RC2008⏩
That is the strangest looking thing I have seen in a while
you might think fellow black brahs disgrace themselves banging some nasty ass hoes but white brahs can take it to another level, sometimes they can be even thirstier than blacks and indians.
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I find it funny you are laughing at manlets when you are a good looking tall white guy who can only get short dark Asian women.
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
They're just miscing ...she's cute

thanks to this thread I've now got "shawty got low" as earworm
Lmao you're straight up falling in love. Way too many post for you to not be interested in trying to ride yourself.


No homo OP, At 6.7 are you like straight up 12 inches and thick as a coke can?

Im 6'2 and its like the big red bulls, when I see you semi-giants I can just imagine some poor girl getting split like a log
Originally Posted By thehypocrit⏩
I find it funny you are laughing at manlets when you are a good looking tall white guy who can only get short dark Asian women.
Alright dude if you're going to come in here talking chit about short asian women im about to challenge you to a duel
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
Alright dude if you're going to come in here talking chit about short asian women im about to challenge you to a duel
This isn't even short thou. This is Asian short. There is no denying that she is on the bottom end of the Asian female hierarchy.
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Originally Posted By chickenbroc****⏩
Which hotel did you stay at in Pattaya?
fukkin LOL!!!!!

Best post in the thread, holy chit.
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thought tall dudes could get any girl they wanted just by glancing in their direction. misc are liars.
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Congrats OP, you've created a monster. No wonder women like her feel entitled to chads. Why would you stoop so low? (hehe get it *******?)
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Damn 4'7" I'd think she's a child SRS

Shortest been with was 5' wasn't too bad
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