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post 1517029141 08-22-2017, 04:07 PM
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So I ate this girl out

Didn't get to go full 'circle' if you know what I mean - but I'm seeing her on Thursday and she just asked "how excited are you to kiss these lips again?"

should obviously say something cheeky right?

like... "Which set exactly?"

right?
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post 1517029271 08-22-2017, 04:08 PM
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ok, no pic, okay. that's all cool, alright man.
post 1517029391 08-22-2017, 04:09 PM
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post 1517029561 08-22-2017, 04:10 PM
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Things a guy says who didn't get a BJ.
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post 1517029571 08-22-2017, 04:10 PM
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I eat ass btw
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post 1517029621 08-22-2017, 04:10 PM
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post 1517029651 08-22-2017, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
Things a guy says who didn't get a BJ.
You're note wrong actually - will admit it.
Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I eat ass btw
fuqdatass pls.
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post 1517029681 08-22-2017, 04:12 PM
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Bro thats pathetic srs. This sloot is using you and youre turning a blind eye to it.




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post 1517029771 08-22-2017, 04:12 PM
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Don't ask don't tell just do it!
post 1517029981 08-22-2017, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By WitYoChestBoa⏩
Bro thats pathetic srs. This sloot is using you and youre turning a blind eye to it.




Spoiler!
Timothy
This is what I was thinking.

Reminds of the movie; The Sitter, with Jonah Hill.

He always eats this one girl he likes out but never gets anything in return.
You don't want to be Jonah Hill bro
post 1517030211 08-22-2017, 04:16 PM
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hehe just wait til my tongue tickles ur booty.




srs
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1517030491 08-22-2017, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By WitYoChestBoa⏩
Bro thats pathetic srs. This sloot is using you and youre turning a blind eye to it.




Spoiler!
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Originally Posted By OsPerez1996⏩
This is what I was thinking.

Reminds of the movie; The Sitter, with Jonah Hill.

He always eats this one girl he likes out but never gets anything in return.
You don't want to be Jonah Hill bro
Will ask for rep reset if I can't bang this girl.... promise.
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post 1517030551 08-22-2017, 04:19 PM
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OP spends 20 minutes warming sloot up before she fcks Chad
post 1517031101 08-22-2017, 04:23 PM
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not as excited as i am to eat those groceries
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post 1517032051 08-22-2017, 04:30 PM
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post 1517032441 08-22-2017, 04:34 PM
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did you find a jolly rancher op?
post 1517032471 08-22-2017, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Will ask for rep reset if I can't bang this girl.... promise.
Wait, you haven't already banged her? lol
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1517032571 08-22-2017, 04:35 PM
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You ate her out and didn't even get a nut..... LMAO @ you
post 1517032791 08-22-2017, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By LMAOatYou⏩
You ate her out and didn't even get a nut..... LMAO @ you
Yeah this is nothing to brag about lul
Shreds > cheats
post 1517032861 08-22-2017, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By LMAOatYou⏩
You ate her out and didn't even get a nut..... LMAO @ you
Well..... yes.

It was all circumstantial.
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post 1517032951 08-22-2017, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Well..... yes.

It was all circumstantial.
Lmao worst exchange in human history
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post 1517033551 08-22-2017, 04:45 PM
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Just curious, how do thing manage to not escalate after doing that?
post 1517033681 08-22-2017, 04:46 PM
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yeah I'd laugh at op too if I saw this thread (srs)
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post 1517033701 08-22-2017, 04:46 PM
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Tell her you love her

Edit: unless you don't
post 1517033801 08-22-2017, 04:47 PM
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Text her "half as excited as you are to give me a BJ, ball's in your court"
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Originally Posted By TimboSlice36⏩
Just curious, how do thing manage to not escalate after doing that?
this. going down on a chick is part and parcel of getting fukced.

and what kind of a guy goes down on a chick she barely knows....?
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post 1517033891 08-22-2017, 04:49 PM
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post 1517033981 08-22-2017, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Amino89⏩
Tell her you love her

Edit: unless you don't
This + call her the wrong name during sex
post 1517034171 08-22-2017, 04:51 PM
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is this the new method that girls are doing, using guys to lick their pussy?
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Send send her something along the lines of her licking your nuts
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