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post 1517990181 08-31-2017, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Came back from holiday a few days ago. I felt a little sunstroked out.

My wife immediately sets about cleaning a family of 4's clothes, ironing, cooking etc. Harvets all our stuff from the greehouse. Makes me drinks etc as I sit on couch miscing and recoverng.

She never stopped working the day we got back for 2 days straight to get the house and chores sorted.

She'd have probably even let me eat her ass too if I asked. AND she's an absolute MILF.

And you absolute cocksuckers on here have no idea how that will ever feel.

Have fun saving your pennies in the bank only to die of a heart attack anyway and all your money gets seized by the government.

p.s. - It's her birthday in a few weeks. Any ideas on gifts so I can WK the fuk out of her?
feels good. 8yrs here, and she is even younger than me (42-31)
post 1517990461 08-31-2017, 06:11 AM
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Weird. Everytime Busta posts a thread I see that gravestone toothed douchenozzle Brozart in here with his rather sublime, yet poor insults of Busta and other Uk'ers. A man who hates posting on the Misc and hates Postman Pat yet posts in his threads almost all the time along with that council trash down sarf should either should find some hobbies.

And as for the wife. A weekend for her and a friend or 2 at a spa or relaxing joint where someone fondles her feet with oils should be good. You might have to take a job as undercover bar guy so the pool cleaner named steffano doesn't get any ideas.
post 1517991191 08-31-2017, 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson
Weird. Everytime Busta posts a thread I see that gravestone toothed douchenozzle Brozart in here with his rather sublime, yet poor insults of Busta and other Uk'ers. A man who hates posting on the Misc and hates Postman Pat yet posts in his threads almost all the time along with that council trash down sarf should either should find some hobbies.

And as for the wife. A weekend for her and a friend or 2 at a spa or relaxing joint where someone fondles her feet with oils should be good. You might have to take a job as undercover bar guy so the pool cleaner named steffano doesn't get any ideas.
Steffano is planning on coating his cock in scented oil and rubbing it all over her naked body.

I can confirm.
post 1517991521 08-31-2017, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Slim, tanned, brunette, slightly meditteranean looking, decent sized tits, doesn't need/wear makeup. 5'9".

Good enough?
Yeah but she ugly as fk i bet.
post 1517991681 08-31-2017, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Your avi is nauseous.
just lol @ u clearly having just googled nauseous so you now know 1) how to spell it and 2) what it means
Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson
Weird. Everytime Busta posts a thread I see that gravestone toothed douchenozzle Brozart in here with his rather sublime, yet poor insults of Busta and other Uk'ers. A man who hates posting on the Misc and hates Postman Pat yet posts in his threads almost all the time along with that council trash down sarf should either should find some hobbies.
not even sure what you're tryna say, bitch

try harder
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post 1517993871 08-31-2017, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn
Yeah but she ugly as fk i bet.
One of the most naturally pretty faces I've ever seen. Srs.

She used to have long hair but now cuts it short. I preferred the long hair though tbh.
Originally Posted By Brozart
just lol @ u clearly having just googled nauseous so you now know 1) how to spell it and 2) what it means
I said it first you roo raping son of a slore.
fist yourself
post 1517994021 08-31-2017, 07:03 AM
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the higher you think of her the bigger the fall is going to be

good luck on your heartbreak
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post 1517994501 08-31-2017, 07:08 AM
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Right there with you as always Busta

My wife forgot to lay out my clothes and assemble my lunch last night. When she woke up, she apologized profusely even though it rarely happens

I bought my wife a $400 Dyson hair dryer for her birthday last week. She absolutely loves it
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post 1517994511 08-31-2017, 07:09 AM
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Yo tell Melisa I said hi and your sister is ugly as ****
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post 1517994751 08-31-2017, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
AND she's an absolute MILF.

p.s. - It's her birthday in a few weeks. Any ideas on gifts so I can WK the fuk out of her?
skeptical hippo is out on the bold, BUT as I was reading I got the impression that you landed one of the rare quality women even if she may or may not look haram.

assuming you're in your late 40's/early 50's I can only imagine that sentimental gestures have long since been forgotten. She'll be expecting a dinner at a nice restaurant because that's just the default married couple gift. You should surprise her with something that has sentimental value. Think of a couple of date spots you went to before you two got married so you can rekindle 'memberberries. OR think of that one thing she's really into that you can't stand, and devote an entire day around that one thing to show selflessness. That'll shock her and probably get your 4inch penor slobbed on for sure.
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post 1517995131 08-31-2017, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
p.s. - It's her birthday in a few weeks. Any ideas on gifts so I can WK the fuk out of her?
OP - Here's what I recently did for my wife's B-day and it worked great:

-Tell her to block her day wide open - don't tell her anything she is doing
-Plan for her to have breakfast with a best friend/slibling
-Arrange for her to then get a massage
-Arrange lunch at her favorite place with another best friend/sibling
-Arrange for a manicure/pedicure/facial appointment
-Her day with you starts in the early evening with dinner at a place you've made reservations
-after that it's up to you - hotel room/wine bar, etc.

The key is in how your send to her appointments. I got a bunch of cards, ordered them to correspond to her schedule, and each one contained the address for where she was to go next. Takes some planning, but it pays dividends.

Do this and you won't need permish to eat starfish, she'll be smothering your face with it.
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post 1517995381 08-31-2017, 07:19 AM
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Happy for you, OP. Hate the mentality on here.
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post 1517995511 08-31-2017, 07:21 AM
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She must be much past her prime now. But if it makes you happy who am I to judge. Enjoy it.
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post 1517995721 08-31-2017, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710
Right there with you as always Busta

My wife forgot to lay out my clothes and assemble my lunch last night. When she woke up, she apologized profusely even though it rarely happens

I bought my wife a $400 Dyson hair dryer for her birthday last week. She absolutely loves it
So your wife is essentially a paid laborer?

Just LoL@ guys who don't make their women buy their own vacuum.
post 1517995751 08-31-2017, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery
She must be much past her prime now. But if it makes you happy who am I to judge. Enjoy it.
Monica you 5'10" you didn't ever enter a prime
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post 1517995841 08-31-2017, 07:24 AM
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Thanks for the suggestions on the birthday presents guys but I finally think I got it covered. Something everything a woman wants and best of all, costs absolutely NOTHING.

Spoiler!

I'm going to tongue-punch her fartbox with the frequency of a graphine tuning fork and the power of a billion suns.
fist yourself
post 1517996121 08-31-2017, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By arn710
My wife forgot to lay out my clothes and assemble my lunch last night. When she woke up, she apologized profusely even though it rarely happens
post 1517996421 08-31-2017, 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO
Monica you 5'10" you didn't ever enter a prime
Brutal mate. Such is life
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post 1517996901 08-31-2017, 07:36 AM
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Didn't read thread, just here for pics of the postmans wife
post 1517998071 08-31-2017, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Slim, tanned, brunette, slightly meditteranean looking, decent sized tits, doesn't need/wear makeup. 5'9".

Good enough?
This is like one of those estate agent adverts isn't it: like fukking tiny becomes bijou.

So basically she's:

Slim - not as fat as Bertha down the road but is still a northern heffer who looks more at home in a field than in a house.

Tanned - fake tan 5 quid a bottle from Superdrug. Looks like she's got jaundice.

Brunette - she dyed her grey hair brown the other day. Looks a bit like chit.

Slightly mediterranean looking - looks poor, like those guys on the dinghies in the Mediterranean.

Decent sized tits - I mean she has them. They're a lot smaller than my manboobs though.

Doesn't need to wear makeup - what's the point? You can't polish a turd.

5'9 - 'she' is a manlet.

Maybe give up work as a dirty tradie postman in the freezing north, earning fukking shekkles per annum and go into estate agency. Seems you've got the basics down.
post 1517998111 08-31-2017, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
Thanks for the suggestions on the birthday presents guys but I finally think I got it covered. Something everything a woman wants and best of all, costs absolutely NOTHING.

Spoiler!

I'm going to tongue-punch her fartbox with the frequency of a graphine tuning fork and the power of a billion suns.
Right after some Nandos.
post 1517998331 08-31-2017, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By mikaveli06
feels good. 8yrs here, and she is even younger than me (42-31)
Can confirm

Married a 21 year old and I am 28

her mom is good looking too-- age gracefully.


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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happy for you srs
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Originally Posted By Freeze2000
Can confirm

Married a 21 year old and I am 28

her mom is good looking too-- age gracefully.


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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post 1517999371 08-31-2017, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By CodyZellery
Brutal mate. Such is life
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Just make it a day about her.. Do this OP:

Sit down and think about reading a thread where the OP planned out a day and reading it made you cringe. I'm sure after 20 years she'll love it, plus you know what she likes (more or less lol).

That's how I would approach it anyways.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp
I said it first you roo raping son of a slore.
saying it first doesn't mean much when you spell it wrong and use it in a way that shows you clearly don't understand what it means, you fat pasty old piece of chit
fukn Brozart
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