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post 1518411801 09-04-2017, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By VocelLoser
No offense brah but you seem more like an Urkel than a Jamaal.
he's a dudley. An urkel with a little bit of confidence
post 1518411921 09-04-2017, 03:06 PM
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Jesuuuuuss fuuuuuuuking christ!


She tried to friendzone you, and you essentially said"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"


I don't know why you even bothered with all of that if she had no interest in you. You've got to be quicker on taking a hint, brah.


No need to write a fuking novella for some pancakes, when you can get yourself to ihop in under 10 minutes, brah.




























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post 1518412121 09-04-2017, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DSTEE
not sure why you would cut ties like that though? seems kind of butthurt imo, lots of females are fun to hang around with. plus they can introduce you to their friends in addition to raise your attraction among other chicks



in addition to that lots of female fall in love with guys after they've known them for a while (or friendzone as you *******s call it). especially if the female look better than you from the get go
Time is money my man

Lots of fish in the sea. Don't want to spend time with if she thinks we're just hanging out as friends
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post 1518412251 09-04-2017, 03:10 PM
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Dude, you're 27 years old, move on and quit wasting your time. Otherwise you're going to look back with regret.
post 1518412421 09-04-2017, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DSTEE
not sure why you would cut ties like that though? seems kind of butthurt imo, lots of females are fun to hang around with. plus they can introduce you to their friends in addition to raise your attraction among other chicks



in addition to that lots of female fall in love with guys after they've known them for a while (or friendzone as you *******s call it). especially if the female look better than you from the get go
You in high school? You want him to be "friends" with her, while she sleeps around, and maybe down the line, she'll give him a chance...
post 1518412701 09-04-2017, 03:15 PM
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That NYC dating life, OP don't you get tired of going out with whores every weekend?

They want a taste of the BBC but they don't want anything to do with you long term.
post 1518412811 09-04-2017, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
he's a dudley. An urkel with a little bit of confidence
Nah, urkel with less charm
post 1518412921 09-04-2017, 03:17 PM
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OP is the Tyrone we need but we don't deserve.

post 1518412941 09-04-2017, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By VocelLoser
No offense brah but you seem more like an Urkel than a Jamaal.



^ Jamaal with white girl appeal.
Nah that dude (if he wasn't an NFL star) can't wheel the sorority girls

You need more finesse. You need more Dudley and less Jamaal
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post 1518413221 09-04-2017, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Nah, urkel with less charm
I feel like we're back in grade school and you're throwing love notes at me

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post 1518413441 09-04-2017, 03:21 PM
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I have a bad feeling about ops future.
post 1518413461 09-04-2017, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By BigPoppaPumpin
I feel like we're back in grade school and you're throwing love notes at me

If you want it straightforward: I think you're a kunt cancer-jibe boy
post 1518413511 09-04-2017, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By hiyooo
was that really said? I couldn't make it through all the pics
post 1518413641 09-04-2017, 03:24 PM
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Could have saved air of time just telling her you don't want to just be friends from the get go.. all that back and forth was 100percent unnecessary.
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post 1518413671 09-04-2017, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
If you want it straightforward: I think you're a kunt cancer-jibe boy
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post 1518413841 09-04-2017, 03:26 PM
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should have went no contact instead of repeating the same old song over and over
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post 1518413961 09-04-2017, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By BigPoppaPumpin
Nah that dude (if he wasn't an NFL star) can't wheel the sorority girls

You need more finesse. You need more Dudley and less Jamaal
I'll take Cope for 500.

White girls who actually dig black dudes want dangerous fuccbois not Carltons
post 1518414221 09-04-2017, 03:31 PM
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This was basically the true American counterpart to Indian people ********
post 1518414231 09-04-2017, 03:31 PM
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You're gonna be ok OP. Don't let these haters get to you.
post 1518414531 09-04-2017, 03:34 PM
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Actually lold at thread title thinking of the antics I might be about to read. Turns out a sloot just friend zoned you.
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post 1518414831 09-04-2017, 03:38 PM
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Op is beta, this why you never have convos through text, always call and talk on phone like our fathers did...
post 1518414861 09-04-2017, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted By VocelLoser
I'll take Cope for 500.
Nah no cope, I love my life

Seeing this girl tomorrow (Though I'd much prefer rabbitjb!)



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post 1518415011 09-04-2017, 03:39 PM
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inb4 who nose
post 1518415171 09-04-2017, 03:41 PM
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"Derp I still wanna hang with you even though you friend zoned me and I'm gonna keep making moves that I;m just fine with you rejecting while I orbit you- if it please m'lady?"

You found 15 different ways to say that while she tried to keep you on orbit while she kept her eye out for someone she actually may see as attractive.

15 year old see through that.
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post 1518415281 09-04-2017, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain
inb4 who nose
Hehe I agree

But can't pass up mammaries like that
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post 1518415291 09-04-2017, 03:42 PM
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Your fantasy draft?

lmfao @ mentioning that to a girl you want to fuk.
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post 1518415521 09-04-2017, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson
Your fantasy draft?

lmfao @ mentioning that to a girl you want to fuk.
Please read it again
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post 1518415531 09-04-2017, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson
Your fantasy draft?

lmfao @ mentioning that to a girl you want to fuk.
Haha it's her draft


Friendzoned b4 the first date?
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post 1518415631 09-04-2017, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By BigPoppaPumpin
Haha it's her draft


Friendzoned b4 the first date?
When you smash her OP make sure to try and smash her face off the headboard, hopefully fixing her nose.
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