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09-18-2017, 08:38 AM
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Damn, it's taken me hours to get through the last 4-5 pages of this thread, some of you guys are writing War and Peace.
Only joking, the info given here recently has probably been some of the best ever, repped some people ITT, on spread with others.
Thanks again and keep it coming!
Edit: Will Tinder Plus boost to Kingston, Jamaica in about 30 mins, so it will be Monday morning time there, just for the lols, let's see what happens.
Only joking, the info given here recently has probably been some of the best ever, repped some people ITT, on spread with others.
Thanks again and keep it coming!
Edit: Will Tinder Plus boost to Kingston, Jamaica in about 30 mins, so it will be Monday morning time there, just for the lols, let's see what happens.
09-18-2017, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
But spending too much time on that site makes me wanna vomit and say phuck this gay earth.
(this is a dude messaging me)
https://imgur.com/Gu99fpF.jpg
(this is a dude messaging me)
https://imgur.com/Gu99fpF.jpg

What the actual fuk. Imagine that being your life, jesus christ that's pathetic. I literally wouldn't be able to live with myself, rather die than whore my wife out to some random "hung bull" and jerk off in the corner. This makes me angry, sad and revolted all at the same time.
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.
I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
09-18-2017, 10:59 PM
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This is some wonderfully dark sh*t:

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09-18-2017, 11:04 PM
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fuking cuckolding is so god damn disgusting and frankly pathetic.
would never cuck or be cucked crew.
To think some of these cucks are gonna father children (or probably are) while they get dominated by Tyrone and slurp up his seed from their wife's axe wound. But somehow they aren't gay.
Losing faith in the male race srs.
would never cuck or be cucked crew.
To think some of these cucks are gonna father children (or probably are) while they get dominated by Tyrone and slurp up his seed from their wife's axe wound. But somehow they aren't gay.
Losing faith in the male race srs.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
09-18-2017, 11:14 PM
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[QUOTE=vetopower post_id=1519859761]This is some wonderfully dark sh*t:
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09-18-2017, 11:52 PM
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Hi guys what should I put in my Tinder bio
Houston Sign Stealers
DEMECO RYANS HC CREW
Ugly Ass Mf Crew
Manlet Crew
Texas Crew
just be yourself
just have confidence
XOTWOD CREW
09-19-2017, 12:39 AM
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09-19-2017, 02:33 AM
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Has anyone tried the Tinder++ tweaks? legit?
09-19-2017, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By EnriqueBrah⏩
Now listen here you beautiful broad. I taped my phone to my face 2 days ago and have been sitting outside my apartment in the middle of the parking lot where the reception is strongest, just waiting for you to message me back. Why are you playing games with my heart?whats that 1 line about waiting for her text in driveway strongest signal etc
edit: also in after years of lurking.
09-19-2017, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By LtWabo⏩
mirin 1st postNow listen here you beautiful broad. I taped my phone to my face 2 days ago and have been sitting outside my apartment in the middle of the parking lot where the reception is strongest, just waiting for you to message me back. Why are you playing games with my heart?
comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg
*Powerlifting crew*
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09-19-2017, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERDUKE1290⏩
I assumed any auto swipe deal would drop your elo score. I selective swipe and get far better results from doing so compared to when I swiped right to everyoneHas anyone tried the Tinder++ tweaks? legit?
09-19-2017, 09:05 AM
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The drought has begun. Winter will be here before I get another match my heart.
Toronto is Bake crew
Raptors-Jays-Leafs-Bills. Best 2/10 sport teams crew.
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Mike Tyson admirer crew
Homeboy Leroy crew
09-19-2017, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
People generally don't share their bios here becauseHi guys what should I put in my Tinder bio
A) you want it to correspond to the general vibe of your profile, everyone will have a different vibe due to their appearance and pics
B) it should reveal something about your personality, if it's not yours then it might not match your messaging style or personality which is bad
C) chicks get exposed to lots of profiles so they get "used up" more easily than opening lines, because everyone that swipes you sees your profile but not everyone gets to see your lines. People don't wanna ruin their best profiles by giving them away even if they are generic. Lots of people read these threads, or at least they used to, it's not just the regular posters that use material from here.
You want to keep it short, no wall of text, preferably a bit witty if you are a witty person, but not tryhard. If you're a bad boy/fukboy you put a fukboy bio, if you're a dork you put a dorky bio. Make sure the girls know what to expect, if you were to use Spadelexus bio for example that probably wouldn't mesh with your vibe and it'd be really weird and that'd turn girls off. Best to come up with one of your own.
Edit: not trying to be a kunt, if I had a good one I might share it. But my bio is about me
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.
I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
09-19-2017, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
18 holes a day and i still have time for golfHi guys what should I put in my Tinder bio
comp best - 358/237/375 (162.5/107.5/170) - BDFPA 75kg (165lb) class
gym best - 398/265/440 (180/120/200) - @ 78kg
*Powerlifting crew*
*IIFYM crew*
*UK crew*
*skinny jeans + longline tees crew*
*Libertarian crew*
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09-19-2017, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
For me, in the Netherlands it's currently;I know it varies by age, it's more expensive for older people. I don't know if it varies by gender too.
1 month $19.99
6 months $12.50/mo
12 months $8.33/mo
I don't have it now but I did last year and I thought it was worth the money to be able to set it to other locations and to rewind inadvertent left swipes.
1 month $19.99
6 months $12.50/mo
12 months $8.33/mo
I don't have it now but I did last year and I thought it was worth the money to be able to set it to other locations and to rewind inadvertent left swipes.
1 month = 4.99
6 months = 3.50/mo
12 months = 2.50/mo
lol, think I'm blessed. On the upside, if I ever get to be homeless, I'd just suck a single dick in an alley (no homo), buy 12 months, swipe all righties and live life to the fullest.
09-19-2017, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LtWabo⏩
how do I take advantage of these prices? VPN in Netherlands?For me, in the Netherlands it's currently;
1 month = 4.99
6 months = 3.50/mo
12 months = 2.50/mo
lol, think I'm blessed.
1 month = 4.99
6 months = 3.50/mo
12 months = 2.50/mo
lol, think I'm blessed.
09-19-2017, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERDUKE1290⏩
I have no idea man, I think I have the right Tinder genetics. You could try a VPN, might work. I bought it through the Google Play store, which tracks your actual geographical location before purchasing for their statistics, so you might want to spoof your device first as well.how do I take advantage of these prices? VPN in Netherlands?
09-19-2017, 10:01 AM
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I don't even have a bio. Do you think this would hurt my match rate?
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09-19-2017, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By travellingbrah⏩
Nah, you should be focusing on sloots that can't read anyway. They are too dumb to care.I don't even have a bio. Do you think this would hurt my match rate?
09-19-2017, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By travellingbrah⏩
Yeah absolutely. If you don't even show a shred of personality then implicitly girls are meant to pick you solely based on looks which means that it's officially a hook-up. That's gonna bring down your possible matches for sure.I don't even have a bio. Do you think this would hurt my match rate?
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.
I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
09-19-2017, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BlindAtreides⏩
Changed it up a little to use as an opener since "message me back" would imply I had messaged themI swear by this phukkin line lol
anyways amazing success so far both in quality of replies and reply %
09-19-2017, 11:16 PM
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tinders dead nothing but bots
09-19-2017, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By TheIronAsylum⏩
time to DL hinge. I just did and already liking it. Havent had a chance to see if there will be a lot of girls in my area but a handful have already liked/commented on something on my profile and I downloaded it a couple hours agotinders dead nothing but bots
09-20-2017, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted By LtWabo⏩
Aus, 30yo:For me, in the Netherlands it's currently;
1 month = 4.99
6 months = 3.50/mo
12 months = 2.50/mo
lol, think I'm blessed. On the upside, if I ever get to be homeless, I'd just suck a single dick in an alley (no homo), buy 12 months, swipe all righties and live life to the fullest.
1 month = 4.99
6 months = 3.50/mo
12 months = 2.50/mo
lol, think I'm blessed. On the upside, if I ever get to be homeless, I'd just suck a single dick in an alley (no homo), buy 12 months, swipe all righties and live life to the fullest.
1 = 27.99
6 = 17.5
12 = 11.65
Thought the consensus was to buy boosts? Haven't used it much in a while, is it pretty much pay to play these days?
09-20-2017, 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted By DukeWang⏩
I think it depends on your ELO and how saturated the market is. If you have a decent ELO then you'll get shown anyway, my buddy cleans house on Tinder and he doesn't meta-game it at all. He just swipes normally and then boosts once a month (has plus).Aus, 30yo:
1 = 27.99
6 = 17.5
12 = 11.65
Thought the consensus was to buy boosts? Haven't used it much in a while, is it pretty much pay to play these days?
1 = 27.99
6 = 17.5
12 = 11.65
Thought the consensus was to buy boosts? Haven't used it much in a while, is it pretty much pay to play these days?
If you're average then yeah, it helps. I don't buy boosts, just have plus, and I scrape by. But if you're in a big city where you can fully take advantage of them, sure. I wouldn't say you need it though.
I guess they COULD be withholding normal matches for non-paying customers though, not sure about that. Would be chitty but tinder is pretty chitty, so...
Without the internet i feel like a small rock on the mountain.
I don't really want my posts on the internet tbh ... I'm just legit addicted to posting ... people become addicted to the internet look it up
09-20-2017, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By DukeWang⏩
In Australia (particularly Sydney and to a lesser extent Melbourne) it is pay to play. You are competing up against guys spending thousands of dollars a month on dating, hundreds of that on Tinder, having plus and buying 20 boosts a week is a drop in the ocean here. I pretty much only get matches at all when I boost or superlike these days.Aus, 30yo:
1 = 27.99
6 = 17.5
12 = 11.65
Thought the consensus was to buy boosts? Haven't used it much in a while, is it pretty much pay to play these days?
1 = 27.99
6 = 17.5
12 = 11.65
Thought the consensus was to buy boosts? Haven't used it much in a while, is it pretty much pay to play these days?
Just look at the prices for plus. That's $22.57usd a month.
09-20-2017, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
Is all of this assumed? Because it is very hard to believe people are dropping hundreds weekly on tinder(unless 100 aus dollars is not chit. no clue the exchange rate)In Australia (particularly Sydney and to a lesser extent Melbourne) it is pay to play. You are competing up against guys spending thousands of dollars a month on dating, hundreds of that on Tinder, having plus and buying 20 boosts a week is a drop in the ocean here. I pretty much only get matches at all when I boost or superlike these days.
Just look at the prices for plus. That's $22.57usd a month.
Just look at the prices for plus. That's $22.57usd a month.
09-20-2017, 08:40 AM
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lots of bots but can still find good ones
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Originally Posted By TheIronAsylum⏩
The amount of bots blow my god damn mind.... and some flirt the line between real and fake with the same 8KM away.tinders dead nothing but bots
Toronto is Bake crew
Raptors-Jays-Leafs-Bills. Best 2/10 sport teams crew.
Herniated Dick crew
Mike Tyson admirer crew
Homeboy Leroy crew
09-20-2017, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
The actual fck. At this point I'm not really sure as to what I should be more afraid of when visiting Australia; the fact that it's crowded with bugs the size of my shoe, or the fact that I will not make a chance on Tinder as a regular guy.In Australia (particularly Sydney and to a lesser extent Melbourne) it is pay to play. You are competing up against guys spending thousands of dollars a month on dating, hundreds of that on Tinder, having plus and buying 20 boosts a week is a drop in the ocean here. I pretty much only get matches at all when I boost or superlike these days.
Just look at the prices for plus. That's $22.57usd a month.
Just look at the prices for plus. That's $22.57usd a month.
What are Australian girls into more? Nice facial aesthetics or a nice body? 'cause if it's face, I'm phucked.
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