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Thread: Just LOL if your gf/wife can't do this!

post 1522906331 10-17-2017, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
In on 30 page thread full of neckbeard WKs and jealous females masking their jealousy as backhanded compliments. Not that I find OP even remotely attractive, but just the attention she's receiving from WKs
You know all that sadness and angst you've got? Wrap it up in a parcel tie a pretty bow on it and send it somewhere they care neckbeard
post 1522906411 10-17-2017, 11:01 AM
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What if my SO couldn't do it...but I could?

Would it be gay if I tried? I tried a few times when I was young to do contortionist stuff....but that was for a different purpose. I never could make it down there btw...

I never could reach...
post 1522906631 10-17-2017, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
You know all that sadness and angst you've got? Wrap it up in a parcel tie a pretty bow on it and send it somewhere they care neckbeard
Lol looks like I offended someone already. Truth hurts grandma
post 1522906661 10-17-2017, 11:02 AM
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Fuk cooking and cleaning? Someone should be arriving to slap you shortly.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1522906821 10-17-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
GGW. Can you do a split?

If yes, can you twerk in a split..
Just say what you really want to say u pussy.


GGW, do a twerk split and post it in gif form.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1522906951 10-17-2017, 11:05 AM
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Would rather my wife cook and clean. Srs.
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post 1522906981 10-17-2017, 11:05 AM
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Tuna yummy! WHat r ur favorite recipes with tunafish in them? Me I don't mean to brag but I make a mean tuna stuffed tomato. It's a recipe I had a long time ago and over the years I just modified it to my liking. I still enjoy a batch of 4 of these once every blue moon!
post 1522907201 10-17-2017, 11:06 AM
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^^ don't try and turn this into another chit chat thread
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post 1522907451 10-17-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
^^ don't try and turn this into another chit chat thread
Lol
post 1522907471 10-17-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
^^ don't try and turn this into another chit chat thread
Was that like chit as in dog chit

Or chit as in chit chat
post 1522907511 10-17-2017, 11:08 AM
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TBH I think if I said fk cooking and cleaning I'd find myself single, so the flexibility would be useless lol
post 1522907571 10-17-2017, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Tuna if I can reach it...
Well, can you reach it? I know you're super shy, but you can just come out with it.

Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
In on 30 page thread full of neckbeard WKs and females masking their jealousy as backhanded compliments. Not that OP is even remotely attractive, but just the attention she's receiving from WKs
Calm down kid.

OP is actually somewhat amusing, unlike the fake tough guy routine you're putting on.
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post 1522907691 10-17-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Was that like chit as in dog chit

Or chit as in chit chat
Why not both?
post 1522907701 10-17-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Was that like chit as in dog chit

Or chit as in chit chat
Dog chit
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post 1522907711 10-17-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
^^ don't try and turn this into another chit chat thread
It was brought up FFS!
post 1522910801 10-17-2017, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
It was brought up FFS!
Bullchit nobody likes the tuna here
I'm back, bitches!
post 1522911061 10-17-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Bullchit nobody likes the tuna here
No crust?


No crust.
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post 1522911171 10-17-2017, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
Dog chit
This reminds me I'm Gonna go feed my two boxers. they're the sweetest dogs in the world. Then let them out to take a sh*t and do the pooper scooper.

Tuna was mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! scroll up and you shall see. the class clown in me decided to make a joke and act like she meant actual tunafish. *Robin Williams voice* I tought I was funny. Now I will go into a corner and cry.

Carry on OP, I don't wanna ruin your Twister party. I won't post I'll just enjoy the views.
post 1522911311 10-17-2017, 11:36 AM
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post 1522914821 10-17-2017, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Bullchit nobody likes the tuna here
so fast. so furious
I fap to your avi
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post 1522916041 10-17-2017, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted By VoxExMachina⏩
Well, can you reach it? I know you're super shy, but you can just come out with it.

Calm down kid.
OP is actually somewhat amusing, unlike the fake tough guy routine you're putting on.
No..but luckily my husband can. See, tell them! No need for anger


Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
Maybe it's been asked already but what was the starting point? How flexible were you?
Not very at all. Used to take gymnastics as a kid then stopped doing stretches and say on the couch for 15 years lol. Couldn't touch my toes or the floor when I started 2 months ago.
Made fast progress.
Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
GGW. Can you do a split?

If yes, can you twerk in a split..
I cant even twerk out of a split..have u seen my ass?..but I bet I'll be able to do one by the first of the year
I can go lower with my hands on the ground but this puts your whole weight on your inner thighs.

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post 1522916191 10-17-2017, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Bullchit nobody likes the tuna here
Ya I hate tuna...smells like cat food. Disgusting
Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
TBH I think if I said fk cooking and cleaning I'd find myself single, so the flexibility would be useless lol
I cook and clean and bake awesome cakes...but this is more fun
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post 1522917181 10-17-2017, 12:20 PM
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If you smash in that position, you'll be looking straight up at nuts, taint and azzhole, possible getting sweat on.
post 1522918131 10-17-2017, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MajinBuuuu⏩
If you smash in that position, you'll be looking straight up at nuts, taint and azzhole, possible getting sweat on.
I voted for deeznuts
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post 1522920491 10-17-2017, 12:46 PM
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Fukkin late to the party as always....
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post 1522925981 10-17-2017, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
Fukkin late to the party as always....
Party in my pants yo!



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post 1522926331 10-17-2017, 01:29 PM
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You look too happy, bitch!
post 1522926691 10-17-2017, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Party in my pants yo!



That last picture is kind of hot and terrifying
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post 1522927131 10-17-2017, 01:36 PM
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Wait, so Opie, are you arguing that being flexible is greater than cooking and cleaning in terms of attributes that should be sought in a woman to marry?

Lol, you're nuts lady.

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Seems like arms got amputated?
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