Rise...RISE my naive misc prodigies. RISE and let me touch y-y---mutantize you.

RiiiiiiiiiiiiSE!

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Originally Posted By MeuMuh⏩

-Prior military (Marines)
-Plays a lot of videogames andreads a lot
-Quiet but really eccentric when drunk

- Long black hair (like in your avi)

You areDuncan Vess. Long ago, you forsook your werewolf heritage to live among humanity (dat dere delicious human slight hairless poon). In the 21st century, you were the author of the successful “Werewolf Chronicles” novel series, which brought you into the long-escaped attention of the Council of Werewolves. Angered by your betrayal, the council hired the mercenary Deadpool (Wade Wilson) to kill you (oh fuk!). Unaware of these events, another werewolf, Lycus, also targeted you for death (g'damn it, so many haters). When Wolverine tried to get you to sign a copy of your newest novel, “Blood Moon,” for his teammate Kitty Pryde, both of you recognized the each other's feral nature. This caused you to depart rapidly to your home where you were violently ambushed by Lycus while Wolverine, who was trailing you, encountered Deadpool as he prepared to break into your home. While Wolverine battled Lycus, Deadpool used a silver dagger to goad you into trying to access your long disguised werewolf self, to limited success. Lycus temporarily stunned Wolverine and Deadpool had cornered you (for some reason, you thought that you were gon' get raped). The arriving Council of Werewolves halted Lycus, revealing their true reasons for hiring Deadpool and accusing Lycus of losing touch with his humanity before turning him fully into a wolf, in which he then fled into the New York streets. They prepared to destroy you for forsaking your wolf side but Wolverine stepped between them. As dawn approached, the Council of Wolves teleported away, warning you to be long gone before the next full moon and that they would hunt you forever (awww chit). Unable to live in werewolf tribes and forbidden to return to your chosen life, you resolved to disappear in a remote town where you could simply…be. You sir, are the definition of FA (Forever Alone).

Powers & abilities:

In werewolf form, you have enhanced strength, speed, agility & senses. You required moonlight to maintain your werewolf form. You're also a very talented writer.

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Originally Posted By 2thTEE82⏩

Rise...RISE my naive misc prodigies. RISE and let me touch y-y---mutantize you.

RiiiiiiiiiiiiSE!

!!!!!

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Originally Posted By TheMorcant⏩

5'8"
Perfectionist
I play guitar

Sharing the same height, you areBevatronaka Fabian Marechal-Julbin and you're now a Frenchie, sacré bleu! Ooh motherfukkin la la. You're a member of the Hellions, the team of adolescent mutants formed by the Hellfire Club's then-White Queen, the sexy Emma Frost. You joined the team shortly before the Hellions' clash with the costumed adventurers known as the New Warriors. During the clash, you battled Firestar atop the roof of the penthouse home of the New Warriors' leader, Night Thrasher. A blast from Firestar aimed at your feet knocked you off balance, and you fell, sustaining serious injuries (that bastard!).

Powers & abilities:

Bio-electrical Blasts: ability to increase the personal storage of bio-electricity within the cells of your body. You could then channel this energy into radiant discharges of high-voltage energy from your hands. Gives it a whole new meaning when you're finger blasting them sloots eh?

And not sure if this is related to you being a Frenchie, but you prefer to wear pink/violet colored outfits.

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Originally Posted By Lazharem⏩

5'6"
Martial Arts
Love poon&booty (does that count as meal? if not then yiayia's pastichio.)
rebel.

No avi
Rep Power: 26

With the info given and the lack of recent female mutantizations, since you "love" poon so much, you've been gender reassigned (assuming that you're a guy to begin with) so that you could have one - you arePreviewaka Jessica (GOAT sloot name) Vale. You're a member of the Paragons training squad at the Xavier Institute, where you're voted the "biggest drama queen". You're proven to be difficult to the Paragons because you choose not to participate in some activities because you know their outcomes, such as the Paragons' failure in a school-wide competition. You show displeasure at the lack of surprise in everyday life due to the nature of your powers.

Powers & abilities:

Precognition - you could view the immediate future in short bursts of flashes ("visions"), but only up to a few minutes before the events actually occur.

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1.85 m (6'1")
80 kg (175 lbs)

"Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs."

Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩

OP how are you finding relevant mutants to pair to people? That seems like it would take hours of research, unless you're just a comic book guru...

Anyway I'm

6'3"
Love traveling
Introvert
Pretty smart
Ex military (Air Force)
Often get compared to Tom Brady

Originally Posted By iabs⏩

Good at sports
I'm usually the fastest guy around
I can think outside the box

Originally Posted By IronLady77⏩

An old thread....okay

Favourite food: Sauerkraut
Favourite Sport: Baseball (team:Cubbies)
Favourite Video Game: Legend of Zelda series

Originally Posted By Noahbro⏩

Do me OP, do me

no homo

Edited forgot my 3 things


Height 5'9"

Fav food: ribeye steak

Hobby : drive my car really fast

Originally Posted By daniasadz⏩

Pussy
6'1
Hip Hop

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Yellow fever crew
High test Manlet crew
EE master race

5'7" @ 175
PRs, B325 S405 D405

This thread is looong overdue for an update - will get back at it again!

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Primus against Pompeii finally mine, and the gods jam cock in ass!

I'm sumo bruddah. My mind can be one place and my body another.

Primus against Pompeii finally mine, and the gods jam cock in ass!

I'm sumo bruddah. My mind can be one place and my body another.

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Ok, it's been a looong ass time but will update, I promise!

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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩

OP how are you finding relevant mutants to pair to people? That seems like it would take hours of research, unless you're just a comic book guru...

Anyway I'm

6'3"
Love traveling
Introvert
Pretty smart
Ex military (Air Force)
Often get compared to Tom Brady

Having military background and also at the same height of 6'3, you areNukeaka Frank Simpson. You're the disturbed son of a wealthy, abusive, alcoholic, upper-class woman in Ohio. You soon developed an unhealthy affection for your babysitter, the only real maternal figure in your life (das it mane). The young woman, who was harboring feelings for your father Charles (ohhh...das not it mane), capitalized on your affection and talked you into killing your mother (babysitter's pussy game was strong as fuk, g'damn!). Wolverine, whom at that time was an operative for Weapon X had been sent to kidnap you. Logan (aka Wolvie) showed up, dressed as a police officer. He then stalked your dad and the babysitter; eventually shooting the girl with your dad's gun, after which your dad then committed suicide. Wolverine then went to your place and abducted you for Project: Homegrown (Homegrown is the Weapon VII of the Weapon Plus program. They experimented on human soldiers during the Vietnam War).

Years later, you were sent into the Vietnam War as a black-ops agent. Captured by the Viet Cong, you were severely tortured by Logan (aka Wolverine who was posing as a Russian intelligence liaison), shattering your still unbalanced mind. While torturing you (even carving into your face the American flag that years later would become part of your superpowered personality), he implanted the phrase "No V.C.!" as a trigger word, along with the compulsion to kill gruesomely, in retaliation for the tortures suffered, anyone who uttered the words. He then allowed you to escape, testing his work with a village of peasants, who, seeing an American soldier, tried to soothe your anger and convince you to spare them, shouting the "No V.C.!" phrase, meaning that they weren't Viet Cong. You, in response to the trigger word, burnt the village to the ground killing every inhabitant. The experiment being a success, Logan was installed as your handler. Due to your trauma, you often hallucinate that the enemies you are fighting are the Viet Cong (Ok, gonna say what we're all thinking - Wolverine was a complete ass hole to you lol).

At some time during the war, you were inducted into the final part of the Project Homegrown, the Weapon VII programs, that turned you into a partial cyborg with a subdermal mesh able to deflect bullets, and a second heart that, working in conjunction with some (placebo) pills, controlled your aggression, leaving you addicted as well.

Powers & abilities:

Enhanced strength and is an expert in combat, both armed and unarmed. Has heightened endurance provided by an endoskeleton under your skin. You also have a second heart and take different colored pills to produce different bodily effects. Pill colors are: RED for increased adrenaline; BLUE to bring you down; and WHITE to keep you balanced between missions. You also keep a bottle of PURPLE viagra pills to give you massive rock hard boners to fuk all them sloots when going on missions, das so fukkin it mane. Oh...and the one you want to fuk the most ALL RAW AND CHIT is Wolverine cuz he had fukked with you so much in the past...like he majorily fukked you in all ways which had made you the way you are today. At least you grew up as a Tom Brady looking Chad manmore so that kind of makes up for your bad past, right???

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Originally Posted By iabs⏩

Good at sports
I'm usually the fastest guy around
I can think outside the box

Status:

Since you've been a good brah from the threads you've posted in, I'll wait til you're back from banned camp to mutantize ya!

Originally Posted By IronLady77⏩

An old thread....okay

Favourite food: Sauerkraut
Favourite Sport: Baseball (team:Cubbies)
Favourite Video Game: Legend of Zelda series

Username: IronLady77

No Avi

Rep Power:

Given your username with the Iron & Lady combo, I automatically thought of a heavy set female so you areBig Berthaaka Bertha Crawford (your previous name was Ashley before you had changed it to this current more accurate sounding name for you size lol). As a young woman growing up in Wisconsin, you discovered your mutant ability to completely control the distribution of your body's adipose tissue. Using this power, you crafted the perfect physique and became an internationally famous supermodel (deceiving sloots gonna deceive, take that Snapchat filters!). For a time, you were the highest paid fashion model in the country, appearing one cover of multiple magazines. However, yearning for more, you responded to an ad in a local newspaper calling for men and women of action and hence, your transformation of becoming this persona of your now alter ego asBig Berthaand you had joined the super hero team, The Great Lake Avengers. Fast forward a few years after winning an intense battle, your team had received a subpoena from the Avengers, specifically from Tony Stark (yes, that Iron Man, that fukkin ass hole) after they had discovered that you and your team were all mutants, so the team decides to rename yourselves as the Great Lakes X-Men.

Powers & abilities:

- Body Transformation: can add hundreds of pounds of super-bulk to your frame increasing your mass, girth, and height (aw fuk bye).

- Superhuman strength: At your peak, you cal lift 50 tons (mirin so haaard)

- Superhuman Durability: The additional super-bulk mass also enhances the density and durability of your body tissues making you much more resistant to conventional injury than those of a normal human.

You went from this:



To currently being in your more comfortable big estate, I mean state, all fukkin thanks to the whole "Fat Acceptance Movement" :

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Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie

Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

Include a few info according to the OP and I'll do you good.

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Originally Posted By Thebunz⏩

-Doesn't have a job
-Cucked rival into raising my son
- Would rather train at King Kai's than sleep with my wife

Since you don't have a job, I'm gonna assume that you're homeless/a bum and therefore, you're an outcast from society, you'll be part of the Morlocks gang and will live in the tunnels beneath NYC and its vicinity. You areBlow-Hard, a sewer dweller whose real name is unknown. Not much is known about your past and upbringing but that lack of info is used to your advantage when banging them sewage sloots - sewage sloots just absolutely fukkin love a mystery man and you, mah dude, is one mysterious brah. Living underground has been ok, not great but just ok and things were relatively calm when the pack of rats weren't attacking but that all changed when a slaughter broke out one day. The unthinkable happened when a group of mercenaries named the Marauders, who had been hired by Sinister (a very bad ass & powerful super villain) and lead by Gambit, to break into the tunnels and murder the Morlocks. Most had been killed but some had managed to escape, yourself included, with the help of the X-Men and original X-Factor. Thanks to them you get to live to bang another day.

Powers & abilities:

Wind Generation: can psionically draw in and focus oxygen molecules to create powerful high-velocity gale-force winds. You could then utilize these winds to create disorienting wind funnels, compressed air blasts, or rapidly-spinning whirlwinds. You use a corncob pipe, called a 'wind-pipe', to help focus and direct your power.

You have another blowing specialty ()that you've mastered that comes in real handy when you need to earn some quick cash during some *ahem*hardtimes...cuz ya know...since you're unemployed & chit.

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Originally Posted By Noahbro⏩

Do me OP, do me

no homo

Edited forgot my 3 things


Height 5'9"

Fav food: ribeye steak

Hobby : drive my car really fast

I'll fukkin do you like you've never been fukkin done before! Since you've got the need for speed, you areMeanstreakaka Henri Huang. Little is known about you, aside from that tidbit that you're scientist at Alchemax (a company that specializes in making products that ranges from consumer products to military weaponry and private space travel), working alongside Jordan Boone (another mutant scientist who was power hungry). After Jordan helped you break the "Unbreakable" Alchemax contract (hehe ty men), you left New York, where you eventually ran into Krystalin (a hot X-Sloot in one of the new future X-Men teams) and was recruited into Xi'an's X-Men, where you were given the codename Meanstreak.

Powers & abilities:

Advanced Superhuman Speed: able to move at superhuman speeds, close to Mach speed.
Enhanced Thought Process: able to process information, memorize 7 read at a highly-accelerated rare.
Enhanced Reflexes: can instantly react to changes & attacks.
Enhanced Stamina: does not seem to tire after a long speed run.
Enhanced Metabolism: your metabolism has been altered to keep up with your speed & be resistant to force generated while speed running.
Enhanced Regeneration: can regenerate from injuries several times faster than a normal human & your lifespan has been extended to some degree.

You're an accomplished media pirate and hacker, able to manipulate computers and most security systems with ease. Basically, you're a very speedy nerd (sloots love a dude with a huge organ) with a quick healing factor. With all these great powers, you do have a weakness though - you lack superhuman strength (aw fuk) and have very poor fighting skills. It's all good, bruh - at least you can just run away at the first sight of danger (lulz).

In the pic, looks can be deceiving - you look fairly strong but just a reminder, you've only got normal human strength, Cuzz

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