"An Educated Girl's Guide to Tinder" - What immediately disqualifies a guy - Page 2

01-04-2018, 07:38 PM

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hahaha, she cant be serious? What a brainless tool. Nobody that gets attention would make an article like that- notice how its always some chick that never gets a date that is giving other people advice.

who would date someone that thinks like that? fukking nightmare boyos, stay away from those types.

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01-04-2018, 07:41 PM

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guys GET OFF OF TINDER. the more you guys go on there, and the more messages they get the more you feed their ego. IT IS NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE NOR THE REPERCUSSIONS OF THE MIND OF A WOMEN. YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE

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01-04-2018, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩

notice how its always some chick that never gets a date that is giving other people advice.

Good point. Always noticed that feminists tend to be extremely repulsive - not just in appearance but demeanor as well. Guys who are the most picky, ironically tends to be forever alone losers.

I think these people set unrealistic standards on purpose because they know they are not desirable. Kind of like rejecting them first before they get a chance to do it to you.

Never seen a good looking chick/guy post these stupid "dating guide" articles.

01-04-2018, 07:44 PM

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This is idiotic drivel. Any truly handsome guy can break all of these rules and she would slurp his pipe regardless.

01-04-2018, 07:44 PM

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I think these type of lists are ridiculous because everything is subjective. All women like different things. I also think it goes both ways. I think most should probably apply to women as well. If you don't like someone for whatever reason, don't swipe right on them. It's really as simple as that.

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01-04-2018, 07:49 PM

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01-04-2018, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩

guys GET OFF OF TINDER. the more you guys go on there, and the more messages they get the more you feed their ego. IT IS NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE NOR THE REPERCUSSIONS OF THE MIND OF A WOMEN. YOU ARE MAKING IT WORSE

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01-04-2018, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted By Norrov⏩

30 year old single amazon woman on tinder trying to making fun of the male population.

Just Lol.

Dayum when you spell it out like that...it is so pathetic. Not even worth addressing. Feel almost bad for her...almost.

01-04-2018, 07:53 PM

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01-04-2018, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩

i have mostly selfies. I'm only aiming to smash young prime thin hole anyways

This im 36 and only go for 18-27 100% srs. I dont even register women in their 30s as viable sex partners. Probably shouldnt post this because theres a couple of female miscers over 30 id date/bang but that would be because they misc

01-04-2018, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩

This im 36 and only go for 18-27 100% srs. I dont even register women in their 30s as viable sex partners.

This. It's not even about just looks. Just something is off with single women in their 30s. They no longer have that carefree attitude. Everything has to have a purpose and deadline. Feel like I am under pressure, when dating is just supposed to be fun.

I rather punch myself in the dink than go out with another woman my age.

01-04-2018, 07:58 PM

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Can we PLEASE leave her fukin age and height out of this

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01-04-2018, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩

Can we PLEASE leave her fukin age and height out of this

Actually yeah that's pretty rude to comment on.

01-04-2018, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩

Can we PLEASE leave her fukin age and height out of this

Nope, because it's integral to the interpretation of this piece she wrote, srs

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01-04-2018, 08:04 PM

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Looking at her instagram she looks to be late 30s-40s. In her bio it says "doesn't have kids yet" lmao. Put 2 and 2 together and all you see here is typical cope from a bitter woman knowing that her life is done because she likely wasted it partying and fuking Chads who wanted nothing to do with her after.

Now she's looking for a high quality man but they want nothing to do with her old ass, so she's taking it all out in this article. Single women 30+ stay rotting.

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01-04-2018, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted By Amp30⏩

Single women 30+ stay rotting.

I don't think there is anything wrong with being 30+ and single per se. Like if she was studying to get her doctorate, or she has a job that makes her travel all the time like a warzone photographer.

But the author of the article is coping so hard. You know it is pathetic when a middle age single woman posts pics of her going out to bars. Time to move on with your life instead of trying to recapture something that went away 15 years ago.

01-04-2018, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩

Can we PLEASE leave her fukin age and height out of this

Are you starting to get a taste of how it feels to be a shorter guy?

Well you aren't, because it's way worse than being a taller woman.

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01-04-2018, 08:13 PM

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don't know why misc still gives such sites and their "authors" any internet traffic

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01-04-2018, 08:15 PM

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Can't comprehend what's wrong with car selfies? this is what i imagine when someone says car selfie

01-04-2018, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted By TrotonKat⏩

The below should be directed at females
Professional Photos

If you are over the age of 25 and have to have a second job to support your “modeling” career or if your “modeling” career requires you to take benefits from the government, your parents, or friends—you aren’t a model... and paying someone to take pictures of you so you can post them on your social channels also does not make you a model. The key thing about being a “model” is that someone PAYS YOU to take your picture. Why is this so hard for you to comprehend?"

Agreed I see this a lot. They're either wannabe models or are bots, but I'd say 1 out of 4 swipes have some sort of professional photo.

Same thing with car selfies (or any selfies). Those are common for girls too.

Also those snapchat pics with dog ears and big eyes. I cringe errtime

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01-04-2018, 08:18 PM

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jokes on you OP, i never get any matches anyways

01-04-2018, 08:18 PM

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lol @ going to college for 4 years just to write articles about a pump n dump app

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01-04-2018, 08:22 PM

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I always laugh when I see women post these "I would never swipe right if a guy put this" lists yet their profiles always consist of all the exact things they rail against. Hypocrisy at its finest.

01-04-2018, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted By skunkshark⏩

This is the author's instagram:

With the right amount of makeup I can believe she's in her 30's. In some pics she looks 45+ tho. This girl must get rejected regularly if she actually feels the way she's written in the article. She has such disdain for basically any kind of confidence displayed by the man in his profile and repeatedly mentions "how good you think you look". We all know if she didn't think the guy looked good, she would have already swiped away and wouldn't even have time to figure out why she doesn't like him.

That explains the weird standards. She's a Hillary supporter

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01-04-2018, 08:37 PM

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- Educated
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01-04-2018, 09:05 PM

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LOL. She ought to just make a LinkedIn profile and ask matches to send their resumes while she's at it.

The entitlement of these sloots knows no bounds.

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01-04-2018, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩

That explains the weird standards. She's a Hillary supporter

I knew she was a Hillary supporter just by this list of "requirements". I live in a liberal city, and have do deal with this kind of chit all the time. I guess it makes things easy because I immediately know I'm not interested in anything more than a bang, but still it would be nice to have a larger pool of potential options.

01-04-2018, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted By Train_Harder⏩

H"15.Serious Face

This typically comes with #1-3. I’ve already passed—but now, I’ll take a screen shot of it and when talking to my girlfriends about how painful dating in your 30s can be—I will use this picture as a proof point. And I will point and laugh. My friends will too."

Goofy face on a woman = she's unemployed or crazy to me.

"16.Professional Photos

"19.Not Mentioning Your Career in Any Capacity

Have the professional photos. I list my real job status (and everything) and still get left-swiped. The women who do match insist my details are fake and then type in cat fish or something.

"22.Not Listing Your Height

Its means you are shorter than me (I am 6ft). Pass.

I'm taller than her. Put my height on Tinder. Put in my group photos where I'm always the tallest one. Still get left-swiped by the better looking women of Tinder.