So my friend is getting married and wants me as his best man

01-15-2018, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩

if i dont wanna go to a stripclub so i wont offend my gf i become a ****** you dogsh!t posters.

when i say not going to a strip club it isnt out of betatism or acting as a chinglish ,its out of respect , im in a serious relationship "6 years "and i respect what the other party have to say.so i take into her opinion,you weird beta ,autistic, psychopath,congenital disordered arising from a chromosome defect virgins

fukn lol

maybe if your girlfriend wasn't an autistic jealous retard sloot you wouldn't assume that she would have an issue with you going to a strip club

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01-15-2018, 04:40 AM

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I agree, they're stupid places, but you're just going as a best man, drinking a few beers, looking at some titties. there are things we don't like to do that we really should do in life. this is one of them for you.

oh also you are a *******.

01-15-2018, 04:56 AM

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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩

fukn lol

maybe if your girlfriend wasn't an autistic jealous retard sloot you wouldn't assume that she would have an issue with you going to a strip club

"6 years " brah

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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩

fukn lol

maybe if your girlfriend wasn't an autistic jealous retard sloot you wouldn't assume that she would have an issue with you going to a strip club

This x100
Seems like you and your gf are the jealous types. Big time.
Risk death hanggliding is perfect since there won't be any girls, but see some tits at a stripclub! Are you insane!?!?
LMAOOOO

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01-15-2018, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩

if i dont wanna go to a stripclub so i wont offend my gf i become a ****** you dogsh!t posters.

when i say not going to a strip club it isnt out of betatism or acting as a chinglish ,its out of respect , im in a serious relationship "6 years "and i respect what the other party have to say.so i take into her opinion,you weird beta ,autistic, psychopath,congenital disordered arising from a chromosome defect virgins

Yeah, except you don't know what her opinion is yet according to your first post. You don't want to go because you don't want to make waves,not because she said she didn't want you to, and that is being beta

01-15-2018, 05:11 AM

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rip op

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01-15-2018, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted By 3maj⏩

You're so puceywhipped that you can't go to a strip club for your boy's bachelors?

Do you work for Google?

****in LMAO! This?

01-15-2018, 05:26 AM

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I hope you like your GF more than your friends because she will be all you have after this.

01-15-2018, 05:28 AM

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You are a chump OP. I took my mate to a stripclub when I was his best man. We all had fun. Stop being such a limpwristed noodle.

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01-15-2018, 05:31 AM

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slight off topic: are strip clubs in the US 100% strip clubs? in Europe we went to a brothel for our mates bachelor party and fked paid sloots 15 hours.
Is it that over the top to even go and dance with naked women for the bachelor party?

01-15-2018, 05:56 AM

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lol at these comments. didn't realise it wassounreasonable not to want to get cucked by your man going to a strip club and throwing money at random hoes..

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01-15-2018, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩

lol at these comments. didn't realise it wassounreasonable not to want to get cucked by your man going to a strip club and throwing money at random hoes..

you must not like it when your imaginary man watches porn either

01-15-2018, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩

you must not like it when your imaginary man watches porn either

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01-15-2018, 06:17 AM

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Ai...misc.

Explain the situation to your GF OP. Then go from there.

If you just flat out don't/won't then own it.

As the best man at least you have a chance at choosing a classier higher quality place. You might even find something kitschy like a burlesque.

And you can set the schedule so maybe you don't just go see strippers but maybe go see an improv group or play drag queen bingo or whatever.

This actually came up within the last year with some people I sort of know. My spouse was the best man for his long time best friend and they planned to go to a strip club. Best friend's brother's wife got all worked up and threw a hissy online among the members of the bridal party and the bride to be was totally fine with it.

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01-15-2018, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩

Dude you're a bitch. I'm sorry but it's true. Like you're seriously beyond pathetic.

Indeed..

Read his original post and was thinking is this guy really a girl? Wtf!

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01-15-2018, 06:19 AM

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OP there is a compromise here.
Strip for him. That way you won't have to look at the stripper and he still gets a show.

but srs, there's nothing wrong with not wanting to go, if its something YOU don't want to do, don't do it.

01-15-2018, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩

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hehe I can sleep happily now

01-15-2018, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted By 3maj⏩

You're so puceywhipped that you can't go to a strip club for your boy's bachelors?

Do you work for Google?

lmao this though

you're ****ing adults.

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01-15-2018, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩

Never understood the appeal of strip clubs.

Brb watching some dirty sloot that you can't even touch grind on a pole whilst you and your bro's stand there with bonars

wut, here anything that's not actual intercourse goes, unless you're too ugly for the stripper lol

also wtf @ OP, go to the strip joint with your boyo how is that disrespectful to your gf (sic!)

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01-15-2018, 06:32 AM

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Lmao lmao groom wants to go chill at a strip club and op said nah and offered him hand gliding/camping out bahahahah

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01-15-2018, 06:36 AM

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she doesn't let you got to your friend's bachelor party but it's ok she fuked that bartender on the cruise?

01-15-2018, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted By katya422⏩

play drag queen bingo

All I'm gonna say is do not take this straight man that wants to go see strippers to see trannies dressed up like girls, that will piss in his jimmies so bad that it would surely be unrecoverable

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01-15-2018, 07:00 AM

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You sound like a little bitch

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01-15-2018, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted By Gayle1⏩

First mistake was asking misc for srs advice.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=155197103

i always go back to misc for feedback

Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩

Das it, its filled with a cestpool of beta old men who hate there **** existence and hate there wives for becoming fat and old and cheating on them with the pool boy because he has a bigger dink

yeah, try explaining this to these unlearned ******s

Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩

Does your friend know how big of a bitch/cuck you are? Tell him in details and he wont even want you there, both of you are winners that way

not really

Originally Posted By Fang2⏩

lol you don't wanna be there for your bro when he gets married?, but whatever...

Tell your friend "Sorry, but I can't go because something urgent came up.".

i remember you were banned a couple weeks ago. and yeah already sorted things out

Originally Posted By Brozart⏩

fukn lol

maybe if your girlfriend wasn't an autistic jealous retard sloot you wouldn't assume that she would have an issue with you going to a strip club

myron your bf in your profile, jealous or not a tight pussaay > all

Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩

I agree, they're stupid places, but you're just going as a best man, drinking a few beers, looking at some titties. there are things we don't like to do that we really should do in life. this is one of them for you.

oh also you are a *******.

true, and blow me

Originally Posted By 3maj⏩

"6 years " brah

and going

Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩

lol at these comments. didn't realise it wassounreasonable not to want to get cucked by your man going to a strip club and throwing money at random hoes..

its just here these keyboard chad warriors speaking tough

Originally Posted By katya422⏩

Ai...misc.

Explain the situation to your GF OP. Then go from there.

If you just flat out don't/won't then own it.

As the best man at least you have a chance at choosing a classier higher quality place. You might even find something kitschy like a burlesque.

And you can set the schedule so maybe you don't just go see strippers but maybe go see an improv group or play drag queen bingo or whatever.

This actually came up within the last year with some people I sort of know. My spouse was the best man for his long time best friend and they planned to go to a strip club. Best friend's brother's wife got all worked up and threw a hissy online among the members of the bridal party and the bride to be was totally fine with it.

will look into it

Originally Posted By latverian41⏩

Indeed..

Read his original post and was thinking is this guy really a girl? Wtf!

lollll, myron age

Originally Posted By Coal

Lmao lmao groom wants to go chill at a strip club and op said nah and offered him hand gliding/camping out bahahahah

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01-16-2018, 10:31 AM

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Guess what, it's not about you, it's about what he wants so suck it up and do it

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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩

if i dont wanna go to a stripclub so i wont offend my gf i become a ****** you dogsh!t posters.

when i say not going to a strip club it isnt out of betatism or acting as a chinglish ,its out of respect , im in a serious relationship "6 years "and i respect what the other party have to say.so i take into her opinion,you weird beta ,autistic, psychopath,congenital disordered arising from a chromosome defect virgins

So haven't seen another naked lady since you became serious? What kind of bonehead logic is this? You can go to a strip club and not try to bang the strippers you know.

01-16-2018, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted By 3maj⏩

You're so puceywhipped that you can't go to a strip club for your boy's bachelors?

Do you work for Google?

Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩

OP you don't think if you just told your GF you were going for a bachelor party that she'd be cool with it?

Just bring it up and see what she says.

Honestly sounds like he doesn't even want to go.

I can understand that, I probably wouldn't want to go if I had a girlfriend either. Strip clubs are primarily for losers. Personally never been in one and really never intend to go to one in the future.

LOL at paying to watch some 5/10 girl take her top off. Porn is free boyos.

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