Looks gets you matches







Game gets you smashes

You don’t need to be jacked to be masculine, but you’re right for sure. I’ve got more of an “athletic” build, which is fine for most women and gets lots of remarks from them. Also, masculine facial features matter just as much. I can’t tell how many times I’ve gotten “you’re so manly” or similar remarks from women just because I have a decent jaw line with decent cheekbones

Yep. Didn't really mean jacked, but more of what you describe. Just masculine, confident, not coddling, etc. Also not WK'ing to death. Honestly a little is required, but not every second of every day or in every message.

Damn this cheerleader has me ready to smash but I can't get my schedule lined up with hers, fuking having to go out of town is such a drag

Legit shes making me feel like Spade, bobbygz or some other Chad right now with the talk

Set up other dates in the meanwhile for when I get back in town

This afternoon as Im taking the train home from the hotel I got to smash the Armenian, I message this cute thin blonde chick that liked one of pics on match.

Full execution here:

Fukin lost it at this retarded looking smiley lmao

Update on earlier post, went out with the girl. Had a few drinks, made out, have a second date this week. Went well overall, girlfriend material IMO

What the hell does spades face look like?

Ditched my Tinder date yesterday since I wanted to go out instead, BUT tried to juggle 4 girls at once that night to see who I wanted to hook up with. Got none due to inaction lmao.

Went to an after party, stole his girl from this black dude who then became an awkward Kent afterwards. We were nearly fuking in the hood of my car, went back inside, her friends told me I have 20 mins to take her home. Then as I’m walking out this Enrique looking mf legit steals her, and her friends decide fuk it no one is banging her.

So jacked it for the first time in months last night lmfao. Have a smash tonight and at least 3 more “dates” this week though so w/e

If you guys want to see a prime conversation meltdown, look no further. Accidentally sent the colbert gif when I meant to exit out of the gif search, couldn't even backtrack smoothly. Full retard.

I reinstalled Tinder over the last few months but never got to making a profile. This app has changed so much since I used it years ago, around 2014. Hardly recognize it. How many of you pay to elevate your profile? Is it a scam?

Also realize I have no good photos of myself. Any recommendations? What works best?

I'll say I've paid for a boost once and it didn't get me chit. I swiped for like half of the boost duration before getting bored. Got 3 bots and no matches from it. I get more on a day to day basis for free than paying $5 for nothing.

If you don't have any, take some pics. Although if you're aesthetic enough imo subpar pics are fine. Just don't do any creeper pics with shirtless selfies from chitty angles, etc. If you have any social pics, share those too.

Also I'd definitely throw the USMC into your bio. srs

How do you identify bots?

LOL

Probably was saveable though and maybe still is, but that's probably not te best time to go for the number. Do that on a good note, after you've made fun of your mistake and gotten her to laugh off the gif.

Definitey not a scam, paying gives a big advantage. Superlikes and boosts are useful.

Boosts can hit or miss though. Sometimes they help a lot, sometimes all i get are whales/bots/and girls not even close to me.

You were right but oh well. She ended up sending her number over anyway thoughSince I’m in college it’s a bit different so here’s what I do:

- See if any pics are in Tally
- Bio
- Linked IG
- Mutual Friends

Boost isn't just for the 30 minutes....ive had boost matches show up days later. Most likely just sends you to the top, and keeps you there until someone else boosts. Then...youre number 2.

So how do the deleting the app to get you at the top work? Do you just delete and reinstall, or do you make a new tinder with a different ******** name ? Interested to see if it actually works and gets you more matches

thanks famalam

Match.com Sat night smash details:

30yo 6.5/10. Thin body, dirty blonde hair, with those light blonde highlights.Tanned body. Itty bitty titty committee. A few cheap tattoos on her body. Rolls up in my driveway in a pimped out honda accord with factory 19" 5 star rims. Basically all the qualities of a washed up college party sloot. But here's the kicker. This chick was mad intelligent. I started talking about real estate and technology and chit most girls would be like "huh?" but she could carry the convo. Then we started speaking Russian swear words. She spoke fluent Russian and she wasn't even Russian lol. She said "she picks up languages easily".

Popped the normal routine of pouring two glasses and sitting side by side on my couch. I could tell she was feeling awkward. If we met in a bar I might not have been able to pull her. I was flying on yohimbe (almost OD'd) my eyes were blood red. Had cold sweats. She must of thought I was on something. I was workin on 4hrs sleep from the night before with the Armenian (which was a disappointment since she was much thicker irl than in her pics, but still very pretty face and a new flag so I said phck it and splurged (way too much tho...) also tried kratom for the 1st time earlier in the day so was on a mix of stims and other chit plus alcohol. Spent all sunday in bed recovering thinking I was gonna die.

Worked kino gently. Until she wanted to show me the flower tattoo right by her hip I just grabbed her by the jeans and pulled her close to me and kissed her. Squeezed her skinny ass. Poured the glass of the bottle and asked if she wanted a tour of my house. Take her upstairs and show her my kids rooms (brings tears to my eyes they arent there), my office, bathroom, then my bed room.

I throw her on my bed and jump on her and we start making out. She stops every minute and is like "no I can't do this, Im a good girl" and I tell her to "shhhhh"..then I start rubbing her pussy through her jeans and she starts moaning. Popped a V just in case I built a tolerance with the yohimbe and my dink was solid as a metal pipe through my cords. She grabs my junk and starts rubbing it and says "omg its been so long since I had a nice big hard cock in my mouth..." by that time my finger is rubbing her pussy inside her jeans and can feel her hole is mad tight. So I ask, "how long has it been?" she said a year in two months. I was like "liar" and she is like "no really Im a good girl, I can't do this." So I said "ok fine, get the phuck off my bed". I don't want you to regret and I dont care about sex. We can just cuddle too. So she was kinda surprised at my response and we laid down cuddling. I was fingering her and she pulled down her pants. So i pulled down mine. She started giving me a horrible bj so I just spread her legs open spit on her pussy and gave her the best head shes probably ever gotten in a while. Im hard as US steel and start slapping her pussy and say Im getting a condom, and she said "no, I can't"...i said "ok thats it. Gtfo my bed. I don't need sex, dont want you to regret, and dont **** girls that tell me no." she was like "but ive never done this before. I just met you 5 hours ago, and Im not a girl that just hooksup with random guys." I told her if she thinks "imma just smash and dash then shes wrong. In fact lets book nxt Sat night together. We can get dinner drinks and go dancing." she was like and then youll dash lol. And I was like, nah you are pretty and smart. Ill keep you around for a little bit. So I was like let me put it in to see how deep I can go, ok? She was like yeah. I wanted to confirm so I was like "ok im putting it inside, do I have your permission" and she was like "yesss **** me".

Pussy was so tight and could tell she was enjoying the pain as she only told me I was going too hard 1 or 2 times.

After I busted went to the bathroom to clean up and saw she wiped blood from her vag must have ruptured her sugar wall or cervix.

All in all, much better than the Armenian, and prettier than the 20yo boriqua so if she doesn't regret too much I'll make her a regular. Kinda girl to take out in public. Im not into typical american looking girls so she's a 6/10 for me but some guys might call her a 7 so splitting the diff and calling her 6.5/10.

All in all perfect execution from A-Z textbook game. Flirty, confident, alpha, stayed in full control, balanced with a little beta/cheekiness to get her comfortable to come to my place ( "id be a stupid serial killer giving you my address" ... )

And yeah looks obviously matter. As she was leaving she was saying "wow, never done this before...you're lucky you're cute.".

Felt like saying "bish you're lucky youre cute too or Im not gonna txt you to meet again."

In to read tips later

I only have one recent picture of me, I'm drunk on a train in Ireland and my face is kind of stupid looking. Should I have a friend take a pic of me next time we go out or something? Feels very fake/ unnatural to pose for a picture when out. Just not my personality, I never take pictures or am in other people's pictures.

Tinder still dead?

Not if you go plus and boost correctly/use super likes.

fuark read that story spade mirin brah, my tinder game is trash how tf do I become smooth

I actually noticed this, means I only got 3, 4 matches tops from boost. lmao. Unless more roll in, but w/e not betting on it

So what's your swiping strategy? Are you picky or do you swipe yes for everyone?

You're supposed to swipe only on girls you would actually meet and smash, this will do your ELO good.

I've been in texas for 5 weeks and I've went out with 6 girls, smashed 3 girls. Strong ratio compared to going 6mo dry in Chicago.

Location location location

Been wanting to reset mine after this recent plus month. Just to see what happens.

Reset, boost, repeat.

I actually deleted it right now. Waiting 1 week for it to assume I'm legit and then I'll reinstall it. For my reason to leave I said I met someone.

Made some very small profile changes to my Tinder / Bumble profiles, but kept the same pictures. This week has been the best week ever in terms of matches (no bots), 6 on Tinder and 2 on Bumble. Talking at the moment with a few, we'll see what happens.

Bumble has been dead for me lately.Isnt there a whole process now? Delete and then sign up with your phone number?