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05-07-2018, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SmAshmoto⏩
This.. and obviously shes interested if not she wont be replying with wot and callin harrasment on uOh lawd, this changes everything. Tell her whatever she wants to hear op, she'll suck your soul out of the tip of your penor then let you Berry it in her angus
05-07-2018, 10:27 PM
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Damn man I would bang her and I rarely approve of miscers who post random uglugos
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05-07-2018, 10:52 PM
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forgot to mention the first time we hung out she told me she was 25 but i could tell she wasnt being honest. 2nd time we hung out i got her real age out of her. shes been trying to get me to hang out with her at her place in the city which would require a smash but i get a fishy feeling like imma die or something.
i just want normal sane hbbs
i just want normal sane hbbs
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05-07-2018, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
No such thingi just want normal sane hbbs
05-07-2018, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
forgot to mention the first time we hung out she told me she was 25 but i could tell she wasnt being honest. 2nd time we hung out i got her real age out of her. shes been trying to get me to hang out with her at her place in the city which would require a smash buti get a fishy feeling like imma die or something.
i just want normal sane hbbs
i just want normal sane hbbs

pls stay safe brah
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05-07-2018, 11:07 PM
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any girl that wears that much wrist jewelry is bat **** insane
can confirm because I wear tons of man jewelry and i'm nuts
stay safe bud
can confirm because I wear tons of man jewelry and i'm nuts
stay safe bud
05-07-2018, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ssilv⏩
High test male checking in.high test male checking in - that's a dude.
Definitely a dude. and Id' Rip that anus apart srs.
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05-07-2018, 11:46 PM
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Lets break down OP's logic.
- Has interaction with 29 year old woman.
- Is now an expert and can confidently tell you how the average 29 year old woman is.
hmm.
- Has interaction with 29 year old woman.
- Is now an expert and can confidently tell you how the average 29 year old woman is.
hmm.
05-07-2018, 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
Based on the pics I would but you have to go with your instinct.forgot to mention the first time we hung out she told me she was 25 but i could tell she wasnt being honest. 2nd time we hung out i got her real age out of her. shes been trying to get me to hang out with her at her place in the city which would require a smash but i get a fishy feeling like imma die or something.
i just want normal sane hbbs
i just want normal sane hbbs
Whether it be that she is HIV positive or she becomes uber attached post cawkage and then claims rape when you only want to tap it..
I think you know more than the rest of the misc. Stay safe.
05-08-2018, 12:00 AM
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OK OP, you clearly want dat ass, so
1) Poke more fun at her
2) Open up her emotional vulnerability
3) Comfort her
4) Smash
1) Poke more fun at her
2) Open up her emotional vulnerability
3) Comfort her
4) Smash
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05-08-2018, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
If you dont smash for yourself, smash for the misc.forgot to mention the first time we hung out she told me she was 25 but i could tell she wasnt being honest. 2nd time we hung out i got her real age out of her. shes been trying to get me to hang out with her at her place in the city which would require a smash but i get a fishy feeling like imma die or something.
i just want normal sane hbbs
i just want normal sane hbbs
05-08-2018, 12:22 AM
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shes hot....but also clearly bats**** and a loser in school at 29
hit it hard dont tell her where you live
hit it hard dont tell her where you live
05-08-2018, 12:24 AM
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Wtf OP. Not even close to "average", way better. You better smash for the misc OP. No chance you can meet up at like a motel after you hang out one night? I agree smashing at her place may get you killed. At least in the motel they'll know you're killed within a day.
05-08-2018, 12:28 AM
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If you're trying to bang, then say: "Sorry, was just making a joke. I didn't mean to offend you. You shouldn't be sensitive about your body btw, you look beautiful"
And then you're in just like that
And then you're in just like that
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05-08-2018, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Amp30⏩
lol this is ****ing terrible advice... don't forget to tip your phucking fedora when you say that ****.If you're trying to bang, then say: "Sorry, was just making a joke. I didn't mean to offend you. You shouldn't be sensitive about your body btw, you look beautiful"
And then you're in just like that
And then you're in just like that
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05-08-2018, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Achilles1994⏩
This kunt is too sensitive to win over by teasing, she'll flip on OP. Maybe how I phrased it was a bit too white knightey now that I re-read it, but you gotta tell her what she wants to hearlol this is ****ing terrible advice... don't forget to tip your phucking fedora when you say that ****.
imo best bet would be stay away from that crazy bitch though
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05-08-2018, 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
If you dont smash for yourself, smash for the misc.
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05-08-2018, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
It took millions of years for you and all of your ancestral DNA to reach this crucial point in your existence; a point where your instincts are telling you to flee the fukk away from this lady.forgot to mention the first time we hung out she told me she was 25 but i could tell she wasnt being honest. 2nd time we hung out i got her real age out of her. shes been trying to get me to hang out with her at her place in the city which would require a smash but i get a fishy feeling like imma die or something.
i just want normal sane hbbs
i just want normal sane hbbs
Trust your gut... keep it movin'
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05-08-2018, 01:38 AM
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05-08-2018, 01:44 AM
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05-08-2018, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Generalization but it holds truth. Because they want to give what isn't theirs while the other side wants to keep what is theirs. Also because they will receive the most sympathy and feel there is zero personal fault. Most young females will be mind-numbingly idealistic as well, so just grind your teeth and bang. However, a lot good looking and quality women will be smart enough to learn non-soy men won't put up with this nonsense and they will start to turn. Same as people who want to live off welfare, who do you think they will vote for? Or people with social disorders wanting to blame anyone but themselves? All these groups have the same common denominator when it comes to life but they are plentiful hence their vote still has a lot of power. As you know, 1 vote doesn't equal more than another. Someone who sits down, knows policies and their countries political history, weighing up the pros and cons and coming to a reasonable conclusion, their vote is the same as someone who goes "Who's gonna give me more?".lol this the lazy/ignorant side always seems to be liberal. Why?
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05-08-2018, 02:56 AM
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Would go NC after that text (100% srs)
Idk context, but I can just tell from that text she is insecure as **** (the worst)
If she is bothered by minimal chit like that, imagine when you are having trouble keeping up with a mortgage and chit. Yeah that is jumping ahead, but I think of chit like that. If minimal chit bothers you, youre ****ed.
Idk context, but I can just tell from that text she is insecure as **** (the worst)
If she is bothered by minimal chit like that, imagine when you are having trouble keeping up with a mortgage and chit. Yeah that is jumping ahead, but I think of chit like that. If minimal chit bothers you, youre ****ed.
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05-08-2018, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩
I had conversations similar to this with one girl. Needless to say it only lasted around a month. "Do I look ok in this?" "Yes" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "No you're just saying that..." "I am not, you look fantastic" "You're just being nice, earlier today @ work I got some weird looks as well" "Hmm come to think of it you do look a bit weird" "WHAT?!" "I am joking relax" "Are you sure?" Then I just mentally check out.Would go NC after that text (100% srs)
Idk context, but I can just tell from that text she is insecure as **** (the worst)
If she is bothered by minimal chit like that, imagine when you are having trouble keeping up with a mortgage and chit. Yeah that is jumping ahead, but I think of chit like that. If minimal chit bothers you, youre ****ed.
Idk context, but I can just tell from that text she is insecure as **** (the worst)
If she is bothered by minimal chit like that, imagine when you are having trouble keeping up with a mortgage and chit. Yeah that is jumping ahead, but I think of chit like that. If minimal chit bothers you, youre ****ed.
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05-08-2018, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Amp30⏩
Virgin detected.If you're trying to bang, then say: "Sorry, was just making a joke. I didn't mean to offend you. You shouldn't be sensitive about your body btw, you look beautiful"
And then you're in just like that
And then you're in just like that
Srs, OP.
"Your body isn't that important."
Then let her arc and spark for a few hours blowing up your phone before you tell her to calm TF down, you just meant you had noticed other things. She will be so ashamed she won't even resist the Harlem Struggle session.
Nah, fukk that. Iโm not doing that.
05-08-2018, 06:00 AM
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