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post 1552177231 05-23-2018, 04:51 PM
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Sorry guys. Plane arrived early. Time to board. Will upload as soon as we land.
post 1552177371 05-23-2018, 04:52 PM
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post 1552177531 05-23-2018, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
holeefukk you can tell this chick is used to getting pissed on by ***** princes. Just look at how her instincts cause her to open her mouth / attempting to stick her tongue out while she knows shes already getting pee'd on but then she quickly realizes its not some ***** prince peeing on her.
post 1552177551 05-23-2018, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Hang on. Security check was packed. At charging station putting finishing touches on post. Coming soon.

Edit: its a big phuckin post with several pics/parts to the story
5 minutes
post 1552177761 05-23-2018, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar
5 minutes
LOL I am anticipating this more so than OPs update...
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post 1552177981 05-23-2018, 05:02 PM
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Well op

Guess that’s that
post 1552178001 05-23-2018, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Friend

Edit: to clarify. "Girl" in thread title is "random tinder girl" not "my girl".
Push her right back in that water she came from
post 1552178101 05-23-2018, 05:04 PM
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cliffs?
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got the lube and a tissue . i am ready
post 1552178141 05-23-2018, 05:05 PM
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Ok... Shortened this post because Im boarding soon. If I dont have Wi-Fi on the flight will answer questions when I land later tonight EST...
Originally Posted By YUL
Op messed up by not doing it last night.

The women will probably flake tonight
This ^^^. Sorry I let you brahs down. Can't win em' all.

Lessons learned:

1. Listen to the misc
2. Strike the hammer while the iron is hot

That said my current phuckbuddy is open to the idea of a 3some...so I'll hopefully be able to redeem myself within the next couple months and will make a thread about it. Gotta keep swinging. And since I'll be planning this one out, it won't be with mediocre/chubby sloots. Last 3some I had over a year ago I detailed in the sloth thread. Was an epic experience...

...now about last night...

So after these 2 sloots flaked I hit up a few of the other tinder sloots I had options with.

This 1 replied, and here's me slicing through her sloot defenses like a japanese chef chopping up a sushi roll.





Here she's fishing for a reason to backout. Make 1 wrong move with these bishes and they'll ghost.



I could have been her backup too. So spammed a bunch of sloots in case she dropped out. Here's one that messaged back.





But she finally came around.

Met her in lobby of hotel. 40yo Latina milf could have passed for late twenties/early thirties facially. Body was mostly petite with wide hips/love handles but not fat/didn't have a gut. She had pancakes which was disappointing but real nice rack. 1st impression was she was sexy: short black skirt, heels, nice legs, pretty face, straight black hair to shoulders, big teddies, typical Latina look (or could have passed as Arab/Persian).

Went to bar and had a drink. My hands were all over her within seconds. Touching her hair, hands, legs etc.. She's thinking I'm going to take her out for more drinks/dancing/food etc...so I said "hey...I was in the middle of sending a client an email when you came...so come with me up to my room so I can send this email out and we can come back down for more drinks..."

She agreed. As we were walking down the hall to my room she said the weirdest thing. She said "you know the only reason I got dressed up to go out with you on a work night was because my 16yo daughter said 'Ma...he looks like he can kick some ass...go meet him'" then I was like "WTF!?? What the hell does that even mean!? You showed my tinder profile to your 16yo daughter...?? WTF!!"

So we get to my room and she walks straight to the window to see the view. I stand behind her so as she turns around she's right in front of me and I grab her by the shoulders to hold her straight then we kiss. Kind of soft sensual kissing. Feeling her pancakes a bit then I move her to sit on the bed and we got heated.

I start undoing her shirt/sliding off her skirt and she stops me and says "No...don't take off my clothes. Send your email and let's go down for more drinks like you said..."

I told her dont tell me what to do (with a smile on my face). Then I spread her legs and started slowly and softly rubbing her clit while kissing her neck. Got her real moist and escelated to the point she's breathing heavy and I say "this is what were going to do...Im hard as a rock and am going to put my dink real deep inside you. So you can feel every inch...then Im going to take it out and we can go downstairs for more drinks...she agreed and she went to the bathroom.

She came back and clothes came off and I started going down on her. Right before my tongue reaches the top of her pussy she stops me and says "dont...I just finished my period." I was like 'whatever' and popped a condom on.

Tl;dr I pounded her hard for a few then took my dink out and it was covered in blood. I laughed and said "you didn't just finish your period.." she acted all surprised and started apologizing. I told she bs'd me but I don't care and kept plowing. That's the story. Here's her txt to me this morning.



Spoiler!

post 1552178271 05-23-2018, 05:07 PM
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post 1552178341 05-23-2018, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Ok... Shortened this post because Im boarding soon. If I dont have Wi-Fi on the flight will answer questions when I land later tonight EST...



This ^^^. Sorry I let you brahs down. Can't win em' all.

Lessons learned:

1. Listen to the misc
2. Strike the hammer while the iron is hot

That said my current phuckbuddy is open to the idea of a 3some...so I'll hopefully be able to redeem myself within the next couple months and will make a thread about it. Gotta keep swinging. And since I'll be planning this one out, it won't be with mediocre/chubby sloots. Last 3some I had over a year ago I detailed in the sloth thread. Was an epic experience...

...now about last night...

So after these 2 sloots flaked I hit up a few of the other tinder sloots I had options with.

This 1 replied, and here's me slicing through her sloot defenses like a japanese chef chopping up a sushi roll.





Here she's fishing for a reason to backout. Make 1 wrong move with these bishes and they'll ghost.



I could have been her backup too. So spammed a bunch of sloots in case she dropped out. Here's one that messaged back.





But she finally came around.

Met her in lobby of hotel. 40yo Latina milf could have passed for late twenties/early thirties facially. Body was mostly petite with wide hips/love handles but not fat/didn't have a gut. She had pancakes which was disappointing but real nice rack. 1st impression was she was sexy: short black skirt, heels, nice legs, pretty face, straight black hair to shoulders, big teddies, typical Latina look (or could have passed as Arab/Persian).

Went to bar and had a drink. My hands were all over her within seconds. Touching her hair, hands, legs etc.. She's thinking I'm going to take her out for more drinks/dancing/food etc...so I said "hey...I was in the middle of sending a client an email when you came...so come with me up to my room so I can send this email out and we can come back down for more drinks..."

She agreed. As we were walking down the hall to my room she said the weirdest thing. She said "you know the only reason I got dressed up to go out with you on a work night was because my 16yo daughter said 'Ma...he looks like he can kick some ass...go meet him'" then I was like "WTF!?? What the hell does that even mean!? You showed my tinder profile to your 16yo daughter...?? WTF!!"

So we get to my room and she walks straight to the window to see the view. I stand behind her so as she turns around she's right in front of me and I grab her by the shoulders to hold her straight then we kiss. Kind of soft sensual kissing. Feeling her pancakes a bit then I move her to sit on the bed and we got heated.

I start undoing her shirt/sliding off her skirt and she stops me and says "No...don't take off my clothes. Send your email and let's go down for more drinks like you said..."

I told her dont tell me what to do (with a smile on my face). Then I spread her legs and started slowly and softly rubbing her clit while kissing her neck. Got her real moist and escelated to the point she's breathing heavy and I say "this is what were going to do...Im hard as a rock and am going to put my dink real deep inside you. So you can feel every inch...then Im going to take it out and we can go downstairs for more drinks...she agreed and she went to the bathroom.

She came back and clothes came off and I started going down on her. Right before my tongue reaches the top of her pussy she stops me and says "dont...I just finished my period." I was like 'whatever' and popped a condom on.

Tl;dr I pounded her hard for a few then took my dink out and it was covered in blood. I laughed and said "you didn't just finish your period.." she acted all surprised and started apologizing. I told she bs'd me but I don't care and kept plowing. That's the story. Here's her txt to me this morning.



Spoiler!

LOL at her showing her 16 year old daughter her Tinder profile. Strong parenting skills.
post 1552178391 05-23-2018, 05:09 PM
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What a let down....
post 1552178411 05-23-2018, 05:09 PM
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Repped

At the end spade saw a goalie but did let that keep him from scoring
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post 1552178431 05-23-2018, 05:10 PM
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Cliffs of entire thread:

And then you woke up
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

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post 1552178451 05-23-2018, 05:10 PM
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strong/10
Originally Posted By STA556
LOL at her showing her 16 year old daughter her Tinder profile. Strong parenting skills.
fuk i repped you by accident
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post 1552178471 05-23-2018, 05:10 PM
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lmfao satisfied customer.
post 1552178541 05-23-2018, 05:11 PM
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Can't believe I clicked refresh for that
post 1552178571 05-23-2018, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Lol special about what?
The Tinder Killer
post 1552178621 05-23-2018, 05:13 PM
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Whao. You ****ed the blonde right off her head?!?
post 1552178641 05-23-2018, 05:13 PM
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cliffs: op banged a tranny
post 1552178981 05-23-2018, 05:19 PM
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this is what we were waiting for?

an aging woman and a leaky faucet over a bed? bruh...
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post 1552179171 05-23-2018, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Ok... Shortened this post because Im boarding soon. If I dont have Wi-Fi on the flight will answer questions when I land later tonight EST...



This ^^^. Sorry I let you brahs down. Can't win em' all.

Lessons learned:

1. Listen to the misc
2. Strike the hammer while the iron is hot

That said my current phuckbuddy is open to the idea of a 3some...so I'll hopefully be able to redeem myself within the next couple months and will make a thread about it. Gotta keep swinging. And since I'll be planning this one out, it won't be with mediocre/chubby sloots. Last 3some I had over a year ago I detailed in the sloth thread. Was an epic experience...

...now about last night...

So after these 2 sloots flaked I hit up a few of the other tinder sloots I had options with.

This 1 replied, and here's me slicing through her sloot defenses like a japanese chef chopping up a sushi roll.





Here she's fishing for a reason to backout. Make 1 wrong move with these bishes and they'll ghost.



I could have been her backup too. So spammed a bunch of sloots in case she dropped out. Here's one that messaged back.





But she finally came around.

Met her in lobby of hotel. 40yo Latina milf could have passed for late twenties/early thirties facially. Body was mostly petite with wide hips/love handles but not fat/didn't have a gut. She had pancakes which was disappointing but real nice rack. 1st impression was she was sexy: short black skirt, heels, nice legs, pretty face, straight black hair to shoulders, big teddies, typical Latina look (or could have passed as Arab/Persian).

Went to bar and had a drink. My hands were all over her within seconds. Touching her hair, hands, legs etc.. She's thinking I'm going to take her out for more drinks/dancing/food etc...so I said "hey...I was in the middle of sending a client an email when you came...so come with me up to my room so I can send this email out and we can come back down for more drinks..."

She agreed. As we were walking down the hall to my room she said the weirdest thing. She said "you know the only reason I got dressed up to go out with you on a work night was because my 16yo daughter said 'Ma...he looks like he can kick some ass...go meet him'" then I was like "WTF!?? What the hell does that even mean!? You showed my tinder profile to your 16yo daughter...?? WTF!!"

So we get to my room and she walks straight to the window to see the view. I stand behind her so as she turns around she's right in front of me and I grab her by the shoulders to hold her straight then we kiss. Kind of soft sensual kissing. Feeling her pancakes a bit then I move her to sit on the bed and we got heated.

I start undoing her shirt/sliding off her skirt and she stops me and says "No...don't take off my clothes. Send your email and let's go down for more drinks like you said..."

I told her dont tell me what to do (with a smile on my face). Then I spread her legs and started slowly and softly rubbing her clit while kissing her neck. Got her real moist and escelated to the point she's breathing heavy and I say "this is what were going to do...Im hard as a rock and am going to put my dink real deep inside you. So you can feel every inch...then Im going to take it out and we can go downstairs for more drinks...she agreed and she went to the bathroom.

She came back and clothes came off and I started going down on her. Right before my tongue reaches the top of her pussy she stops me and says "dont...I just finished my period." I was like 'whatever' and popped a condom on.

Tl;dr I pounded her hard for a few then took my dink out and it was covered in blood. I laughed and said "you didn't just finish your period.." she acted all surprised and started apologizing. I told she bs'd me but I don't care and kept plowing. That's the story. Here's her txt to me this morning.



Spoiler!

Quick tip for the future brah

These sloots didn't "flake" on you
Players (inc males and decent or above sloots) will be texting multiple ppl throughout the night, and leading them all on to believe they'll be meeting up
At the end of the night they pick the best option and go there
post 1552179371 05-23-2018, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Friend

Edit: to clarify. "Girl" in thread title is "random tinder girl" not "my girl".
Originally Posted By MrHydrochloride
Do it
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
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post 1552180231 05-23-2018, 05:40 PM
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Huge letdown


But, I appreciate the effort pimp. Posted pics and kept it 100. Gotta rep for that
post 1552180671 05-23-2018, 05:47 PM
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not the ending i was hoping for but was still worth the wait

gjdm unsubscribing now
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
post 1552182021 05-23-2018, 06:10 PM
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Goodjob on delivering OP
post 1552182821 05-23-2018, 06:22 PM
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Strong blueballing the misc for an awful story.
Strong going down on a Vegas sloot you just met.
Strong cringey pillow talk.
Strong everything.
post 1552183051 05-23-2018, 06:26 PM
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And you still delivered penor into vagene. Good job OP. Not the ending we wanted, but you tripped and fell into a better outcome than most miscers could get on purpose. LOL

But what the hell is the deal with going down on random Vegas sloots you just met? Not cool OP.
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