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Grooms crying when they see their beautiful brides
06-07-2018, 10:58 AM
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those many will also never have to experience the feels of "crying because my wife left me and now i'm a depressed alcoholic paying child support"
06-07-2018, 11:01 AM
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They are crying because they know what their future holds. Those arent tears of joy.
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Only women and gay ppl like weddings, no way a guy wants to dress up, attend an event standing that doesnt involve a sport and have to drop a couple of Thousands on a wedding. Theres no wag!
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06-07-2018, 11:29 AM
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I dno boyos something nice about this... would be nice to actually think you have met your โsoulm8โ even if it is only for a few years before the divorce and she takes you to the cleaners.....
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06-07-2018, 11:34 AM
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I was too schitfaced to cry. From what i heard it was a nice wedding tho and I hid it well.
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06-07-2018, 11:34 AM
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At least two out of three of them get cheated on at some point, I can guarantee it.
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06-07-2018, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By SpeedMan1⏩
This. I feel the same way.Crying is a bit much but it's better than standing there like an emotionless *******. Cracking a smile would do tho.
Iโm getting married soon and I donโt see myself crying like a baby but itโs a very big moment in life, that is if youโre a traditionalist like myself.
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06-07-2018, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By SpeedMan1⏩
Will rep for life anyone who does this at their wedding:Crying is a bit much but it's better than standing there like an emotionless *******. Cracking a smile would do tho.

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06-07-2018, 11:44 AM
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reasons they are crying:
-They are experiencing overwhelming love in that moment.
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-cost of wedding, impending sexless life, knowing she has probably settled and still thinks about the chad she fooked whilst they were on a 'break', remembering how slim she was when they first met...etc etc
-They are experiencing overwhelming love in that moment.
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-cost of wedding, impending sexless life, knowing she has probably settled and still thinks about the chad she fooked whilst they were on a 'break', remembering how slim she was when they first met...etc etc
06-07-2018, 11:47 AM
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Many of you will never experience these feels lol[/QUOTE]No ****ing way. Where the **** have you been?
Many of you will never experience these feels lol[/QUOTE]No ****ing way. Where the **** have you been?
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Lol, I can just picture some awkward dude standing there completely blank faced. I just smirked/smiled during mine.

Thatโd make for a terrific wedding album.
But yeah, I just smiled through mine. Not much of a cryer.
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06-07-2018, 11:48 AM
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My best man joked with me before she came down the aisle saying " If you cry, I will kick you in the balls in front of all these people"...I legit lol'd at this even being a possibility.
If I am alive when my daughter gets married, if her future husband cries when I start walking her down the aisle, I will stop and take her back.
If I am alive when my daughter gets married, if her future husband cries when I start walking her down the aisle, I will stop and take her back.
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I have nothing against marriage, but I always cringe at people who cry over anything other than the loss of a loved one.
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Looks like they drank too much soy.
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Originally Posted By al****orilla⏩
False. I love putting on a suit and doing stuff. It's my preferred environment.Only women and gay ppl like weddings, no way a guy wants to dress up, attend an event standing that doesnt involve a sport and have to drop a couple of Thousands on a wedding. Theres no wag!
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06-07-2018, 11:51 AM
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I went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
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06-07-2018, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic⏩
Loony pls.I went to a good friend's wedding a little over a year ago and he cried his ass off while saying his vows. The women there loved it while his friends and me laughed our asses off. We all gave him a hard time as we got ****faced. Weddings can be awesome.
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06-07-2018, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By coast2coastam⏩
Dogs dying in movies.I have nothing against marriage, but I always cringe at people who cry over anything other than the loss of a loved one.
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Everyone cries at funerals OP. Not sure what the point of this thread was?
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lol all that soy
stahp with the avocados
stahp with the flax seed
stahp with the cauliflower
this is what that sht does to you. now you have your wife looking to walk into the arms of a strong man, but instead she gets this soggy faced little bish who cant keep his sht together. come on man!
there was a study done mentioned the role that avocados play on the tear glands. they get all overactive and sht
stahp with the avocados
stahp with the flax seed
stahp with the cauliflower
this is what that sht does to you. now you have your wife looking to walk into the arms of a strong man, but instead she gets this soggy faced little bish who cant keep his sht together. come on man!
there was a study done mentioned the role that avocados play on the tear glands. they get all overactive and sht
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I didn't even think of crying.. didn't even stutter on vows like a lot of people do. Mind was clear as could be.
Probably because we spent $40 on the wedding, and that was only for the Deacon dude to do the damn thing.
Probably because we spent $40 on the wedding, and that was only for the Deacon dude to do the damn thing.
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