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29 year old virgin, gonna pay for it, anything I should know?
06-16-2018, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Bags of sand^^^This guy.
Being a virgin at 29 was phucking with my head as well. I was thinking "OMG, I can't be a virgin at 30!!" so I was worrying about how I would go about losing the v-plates. Then I turned 30 and still a virgin.......NOTHING changed. You may become a wizard of course and get special powers, however it is really just a point in time and is no different to being one at 29.
Now still a virgin at 35, with 36 only a few months away. I have never seriously thought about using a sex worker/escort/hooker or whatever label you want to use for a women who will only have sex with you for an agreed amount of time because and SOLELY because you are paying her. It just isn't worth going through with it, purely so that you aren't a virgin anymore. So much negative social stigma has been attached to being an adult male virgin of anything over 25'ish, that it does prompt people to use hookers as an easy way of getting out of that 'zone'. Once you become a virgin at 40 of course, you become the main star of a Hollywood comedy starring highly paid actors. That's right, being an adult male at 40 is so hilariously awful that a multi-million dollar movie has to be made about it!!
It is not what I'm looking for though. An emotionless transaction of meat in meat? You are likely experiencing sex in one of the worst possible ways. I want my first time to be natural and mutual, or else not at all. So like Kick Ass would rather die than allow those 3 a$$holes to beat up that lone man....I would rather die a virgin than use a hooker, even if I am one at 80.
Being a virgin at 29 was phucking with my head as well. I was thinking "OMG, I can't be a virgin at 30!!" so I was worrying about how I would go about losing the v-plates. Then I turned 30 and still a virgin.......NOTHING changed. You may become a wizard of course and get special powers, however it is really just a point in time and is no different to being one at 29.
Now still a virgin at 35, with 36 only a few months away. I have never seriously thought about using a sex worker/escort/hooker or whatever label you want to use for a women who will only have sex with you for an agreed amount of time because and SOLELY because you are paying her. It just isn't worth going through with it, purely so that you aren't a virgin anymore. So much negative social stigma has been attached to being an adult male virgin of anything over 25'ish, that it does prompt people to use hookers as an easy way of getting out of that 'zone'. Once you become a virgin at 40 of course, you become the main star of a Hollywood comedy starring highly paid actors. That's right, being an adult male at 40 is so hilariously awful that a multi-million dollar movie has to be made about it!!
It is not what I'm looking for though. An emotionless transaction of meat in meat? You are likely experiencing sex in one of the worst possible ways. I want my first time to be natural and mutual, or else not at all. So like Kick Ass would rather die than allow those 3 a$$holes to beat up that lone man....I would rather die a virgin than use a hooker, even if I am one at 80.
06-16-2018, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By SkiGains⏩
Never once did I do drugs with a broad and fuk her. I used the drugs statement in a negative way because most non trash women dont wabt anythjnt to do with junkie gamers. I wasnt using it to insult anybody but more to show if a loser like me could get laid theirs no way any of you guys couldn't if you tried.incase you didn't realize, a lot of girls find that attractive and would fuk a guy who'll do drugs with them
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06-16-2018, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MilkBender⏩
It's higher than he thought ^the hole is not that low, brb poked poop chute first time.
Miscers gonna have virgins aiming so low that their first thrust gonna blow a hole straight through the mattress.
06-16-2018, 09:00 AM
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It's obviously not a romantic encounter... but a purely transactional one. So - get it up, wrap it up, stick it in, and get it over with.
Slap him on the arse on the way out
Slap him on the arse on the way out
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06-16-2018, 09:00 AM
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Personally I would regret it. It doesn't even count if you had to pay her imo
Have you tried working on your social skills? That's really all it is. I see ugly dudes with decent looking girls all the time. But it's the autists who are incel
Get off tinder, that chit is toxic af, especially for guys who can't get laid. Get involved in some real life social activities, like volunteering or meetup groups. This is what autists need to do, instead of looking for a shortcut that won't fix any of their problems
Have you tried working on your social skills? That's really all it is. I see ugly dudes with decent looking girls all the time. But it's the autists who are incel
Get off tinder, that chit is toxic af, especially for guys who can't get laid. Get involved in some real life social activities, like volunteering or meetup groups. This is what autists need to do, instead of looking for a shortcut that won't fix any of their problems
06-16-2018, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
Real talkPersonally I would regret it. It doesn't even count if you had to pay her imo
Have you tried working on your social skills? That's really all it is. I see ugly dudes with decent looking girls all the time. But it's the autists who are incel
Get off tinder, that chit is toxic af, especially for guys who can't get laid. Get involved in some real life social activities, like volunteering or meetup groups. This is what autists need to do, instead of looking for a shortcut that won't fix any of their problems
Have you tried working on your social skills? That's really all it is. I see ugly dudes with decent looking girls all the time. But it's the autists who are incel
Get off tinder, that chit is toxic af, especially for guys who can't get laid. Get involved in some real life social activities, like volunteering or meetup groups. This is what autists need to do, instead of looking for a shortcut that won't fix any of their problems
One of my mates in my course is probably 5.5/10 in looks... but his personality and charisma is top notch. Dude is funny as hell, and I've seen him tune up chicks in front of me, and get their digits, and smash later. Women who were 7 all the way to even 9/10. Not kidding.
MISC and other online forums, places a hell of a lot of importance on looks. As long as you aren't bald, short, and ugly (lol)... you have a shot.
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06-16-2018, 09:13 AM
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Getting laid naturally, even if she’s unattractive > banging a hooker > dying a virgin IMO
You said you’ve managed to get dates on tinder and had a whale hitting on you recently. Sounds like you’re not hopeless. I’d lower my standards and keep pushing.
Getting a hooker will do nothing for your confidence. It just means you can rest easy knowing you won’t die not knowing what sex feels like.
You said you’ve managed to get dates on tinder and had a whale hitting on you recently. Sounds like you’re not hopeless. I’d lower my standards and keep pushing.
Getting a hooker will do nothing for your confidence. It just means you can rest easy knowing you won’t die not knowing what sex feels like.
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06-16-2018, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Who cares how you lose "it"? How you lose putting your penis into a vagina?You'll regret it. lose it the normal way, even if you have to lower your standards and shag a single mother with 3 kids. if you wanna plow hookers after that, the go nuts.
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06-16-2018, 09:18 AM
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You're gonna regret it. Sex will be very disappointing if you've waited this long and built it up in your head.
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06-16-2018, 09:21 AM
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Get a tinder whale
I got this
06-16-2018, 09:29 AM
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Yea just get a hot escort, let her know you're a virgin beforehand and she'll probably be eager to help unless you look like a fuking mutant.
I will also say amateur cam girls are the new improved escorts. Like it's becoming so common to be an amateur cam girl in college nowadays, you can find tons of them locally if you know how to search.
They are typically looking for males in the area to help them shoot shows because it helps their revenue too, the requirements are usually pretty low: Not fat, no STDS, don't have a below average cock.
They wont pay you but it's not gonna cost you anything either, look into it. Have STD labwork already ready when applying.
I will also say amateur cam girls are the new improved escorts. Like it's becoming so common to be an amateur cam girl in college nowadays, you can find tons of them locally if you know how to search.
They are typically looking for males in the area to help them shoot shows because it helps their revenue too, the requirements are usually pretty low: Not fat, no STDS, don't have a below average cock.
They wont pay you but it's not gonna cost you anything either, look into it. Have STD labwork already ready when applying.
06-16-2018, 09:31 AM
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I say go for it. Find an escort that will provide the girlfriend experience if you're looking for affection. Just make sure she offers it. Go in with no expectations. Hope for the best but expect the worst. I've had some bad encounters but also some mind blowing encounters as well.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
06-16-2018, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
you know how i know you have absolutely no standards? you *******For starters you lose a lot of money and you feel dirty and disgusting afterwards. Wood legit rather plow a fat, smoking, uneducated Tinder whale than pay a fukking hooker for my first time.
06-16-2018, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
You wouldn't feel disgusted by a fat, smoking, uneducated Tinder whale?For starters you lose a lot of money and you feel dirty and disgusting afterwards. Wood legit rather plow a fat, smoking, uneducated Tinder whale than pay a fukking hooker for my first time.
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lol at all the virtue signaling itt
if you want to bang a high end escort go for it bro, I would reccomend looking for ones that do GFE, since they will kiss you and what not.
If you're actually booking a higher end- chick of course she is gonna make you wear a condom to protect herself but wouldn't be afraid to kiss them especially if they have good reviews, but if its some bottom barrel chick then nah I would pass on that/
eros is a good spot to check out for high end ones in your area so I'd reccomend looking there.
r/hookers used to be a good faq but it got shut down, r/sexworkers is decent.
if you want to bang a high end escort go for it bro, I would reccomend looking for ones that do GFE, since they will kiss you and what not.
If you're actually booking a higher end- chick of course she is gonna make you wear a condom to protect herself but wouldn't be afraid to kiss them especially if they have good reviews, but if its some bottom barrel chick then nah I would pass on that/
eros is a good spot to check out for high end ones in your area so I'd reccomend looking there.
r/hookers used to be a good faq but it got shut down, r/sexworkers is decent.
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06-16-2018, 09:54 AM
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Do it op you need to learn that getting laid is no big deal, stop being nervous about it and work on your relationship building skills afterwards. Good luck brother have fun!
06-16-2018, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser⏩
Not worth it plus the sex will be terrible possibly and if you see her on the street...yikes. there are escorts that do a girlfriend experience thing. during that they can choose if they have sex with you and when. so its up to them in a way. or..you could pick up a gold digger, dress nice expensive the club. its easy to spot them more or less.Being a virgin is really starting to phuck with my head. I'm going to pay a good escort ($350/hour) and get it over with. I wanna see a V and get my P inside of one. (Though I may have trouble finding the hole).
Not really complicated why I'm still a virgin. I'm not fat or ugly. Just socially retarded and pretty much a loner. All my friends are married (or loners themselves) so I don't go out as much anymore.
Anything I should know before doing this? Besides wear a condom?
EDIT: Oh yeah first post here in like years. Came here to ask for advice. Cliffs on what I've missed?
Not really complicated why I'm still a virgin. I'm not fat or ugly. Just socially retarded and pretty much a loner. All my friends are married (or loners themselves) so I don't go out as much anymore.
Anything I should know before doing this? Besides wear a condom?
EDIT: Oh yeah first post here in like years. Came here to ask for advice. Cliffs on what I've missed?
Or you could change your wardrobe. Wear expensive things.
Also get an expensive haircut.
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06-16-2018, 10:08 AM
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The easy way out is paying for it.
The Right way is figuring out why you give a fuk so much and fixing it.
The best thing you can do is the Right thing,
The next best thing you can do is the Wrong thing,
The WORST thing you can do is NOTHING.
The Right way is figuring out why you give a fuk so much and fixing it.
The best thing you can do is the Right thing,
The next best thing you can do is the Wrong thing,
The WORST thing you can do is NOTHING.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Maybe you should turn that lens on yourself?Ur less than 5 years away from being this guy:
How the fuk does this **** even happen?Get off ur moral high horseand go find urself a hooker ASAP
U too OP
How the fuk does this **** even happen?Get off ur moral high horseand go find urself a hooker ASAP
U too OP
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06-16-2018, 10:17 AM
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where are the fukkin pics
06-16-2018, 10:18 AM
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You should just wait another year and become a wizard
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06-16-2018, 10:26 AM
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98% of the time either hygiene issues or simply not dressing well is the reason. Hygiene issues in terms of having strong body odour and no one tells you etc. For not dressing well heres some outfit ideas:
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06-16-2018, 10:31 AM
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It's no big deal, go ahead and get it over with. You dont want to be that miscer that comes online and cries about finally getting a woman to like you but her kill count is 15 to your 0. Fukc all the escorts you can while working on finding that wife material of the future.
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I am a 23 year old virgin.
Before you try buying a prostitute, try online dating. I never did this because I am still a college student who lives with my parents and don't want my parents to know that i'm using online dating, as it would be embarrassing and my parents would not like it.
Before you try buying a prostitute, try online dating. I never did this because I am still a college student who lives with my parents and don't want my parents to know that i'm using online dating, as it would be embarrassing and my parents would not like it.
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
who cares who u banged the first timeThis. Oh wait..
On a serious note, nothing wrong with being a virgin at 30 man. A lot of people regret losing theirs to some rando. Dont fkn lose urs to a prostitute. Thats even more pathetic. If you want to find someone, you have to show interest. Its that simple.
On a serious note, nothing wrong with being a virgin at 30 man. A lot of people regret losing theirs to some rando. Dont fkn lose urs to a prostitute. Thats even more pathetic. If you want to find someone, you have to show interest. Its that simple.
06-16-2018, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ThaJerzeyDevil⏩
There is little difference to ONS with a Tinder slut vs an escort. It’s a entirely non-meaningful, non-intimate transaction regardless.who cares who u banged the first time
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