Sup kids, i'm back. You don't need to fill me in on anything i've missed since I know if i'm banned there's nothing worth mentioning happening anyway. Maybe spade or t529 delivered a semi-good thread but they can't touch my theatrics.

Bold statement:My thread that resulted in my ban was the page views per hour record holder for the last 2 years easily, roughly 2k views per hour up until its removal.

However you can rejoice because ITT i'm going to fill you in on what you missed from my end: An all expenses paid beach vacation complete withKINGCrab, parasailing, and substance abuse.

Lets begin: It all started with a girl falling head over heads in love with me as per usual; she wanted to go the beach with me and I said I would go if she paid.



Yes I realize they are ordered incorrectly, you can use your brain to figure out which message came first-last. I had to condense them all into one picture to save room for the other pics.



We went on a 4 day trip during peak summer, I can only imagine how expensive this was. Not including the meals, drinks, parasailing and everything else.

Some pics













Destroyed this girls poosay relentlesy over the course of these 4days, even on the ride back she was driving and I used sensual touch and kissing/licking on her back/arms to basically keep her in a state of orgasming for the entire last hour of the trip, we almost crashed several times. When we arrived back, her carseat was destroyed, i've never seen so much liquid for lack of a better term.

The most unique moment of the trip was the parasailing, 12 total people on a boat, 2 other couples other then us and the rest were groups of 2 sloots. Of course my cancerous charisma took over the moment I stepped on the boat and I became the center of attention as we boated out to deeper water. As per usual I was the driver in the conversations, herding these soically unaware cats into blissful interaction with eachother. The girl I was with was wet the entire time, nothing turns a girl on more then seeing the guy she's with be essentially elected by a group as their leader.

The captain naturally selected me and the girl to go first, on my way up to 400ft in the air I flipped off the entire boat of strangers I met 20 minutes ago. Upon our return was greeted with applause, smiles, and high-fives from the bros. At this point I could of likely secured a threesome or a foursome with the other girls there but that would of been disrespectful to the girl I was with as she was paying for all of this and she is literally in love with me.






Now that I am back, would you boys like me to resume operation aquire gutter sloots for AMA's? Maybe even a tranny thrown in?

1) how was her stinkhole
2) why no face pics of the chick
3) do you even lift
4) but who was legs
5) gjdm

Two more pics

welcome back. you haven't missed much.

cliffs *******

DEE STINK IS BACK!


doing the same calf routine as muzzlrpress i see.



Nice ass on her

Im amazed someone paid for you to go on vacation with them.

GJDM

Loved you on 'Little People, Big World.'

Sorry about your parents splitting.

How's the baby?

whats her ethnicity?

Was she the camgirl you made the thread about?

Can't hate. 5 star thread

we all know that's your sister

Did you make babies on the beach?

I never thought I'd see you again my son.

I could cry...

Gold stars. Would read again.

das it mane

Thick, tight, solid. Repped.

But riddle me this..don't you feel even slightly bad or remorseful that this girl is so blindly in love/willing to spend substantial $ to 'keep you', while you probably don't give 2 much of a chit about her? Can't tell if I'm too soft, or you're too detached

(1)Tasted like orange chicken...JK....It tasted better

(2)No face because i'll never link a face pic or a non-public area picture on this forum of anyone unless given permission to explicitly. Sometimes I get lucky and find a pic where the angle/objects mean I don't have to censor but usually I do.

(3,4)I lift like twice a week at planet fitness, I skip legs, I do not take it seriously, I eat small oranges year round so i can stay sterile and eat trash/party yet keep some level of leaness and maintain my basic physique. I might take it seriously soon again but I don't know, it's alot of work for little return IMO, my avi is me flexing in good lighting. All these pics are candid/no-pump/noflex, I actually look big next to people who don't lift but that's mostly frame because i'm only about 178lbs.

(5)ty

Mmmmmmm nice booty on the slooty

Does it need to be said? You know me my friend.

yawn

can't see her face

Missed you bro, I think next strike is my last one, i dont know. You either live long enough to become a safe poster or you die a ******* in band camp.

That is my destiny.

So she paid you to be her fukboy for 4 days? stop being delusional *******, what you described isn't alpha, an alpha refuses to be paid to be a fukboy, he's the one who runs the show not the other way around.
You're her bish now, and if you step out of line you're gonna be reminded of this trip and how she took care of you financially and pampered your beta a$s.

An alpha wouldn't give a chit about money especially for a 4 day local trip, If you're that poor then you're not even close to be an alpha, an alpha would make her his bish for those 4 days not the opposite.

Laters twink

Lmao at last pic

I voted for your eyebrow twice.

I don't think you had mentioned the word alpha enough.

No, but I did fuk her in a shower stall off the beach once, there were alot of people around and they all heard. I creampied and she didn't wash it out despite us being in the shower so she just walked around in her bathing suit with it leaking out. Once she noticed, she was like "FUK, I GOTTA GO BACK TO THE ROOM", was the funniest chit i've ever seen.

unimpressed

my money says her face is gross

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