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Thread: Nearly 25% of women have been splitroasted - Would you stay with a splitroastee?

post 1557786981 08-02-2018, 09:23 AM
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So a chick getting spit roasted is taking 1 in the mouth and THE BUTT according to OP...

I think OP either has too much tranny stuff on his mind or he skipped anatomy class.
post 1557786991 08-02-2018, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By bigcat3655⏩
Not gonna lie, I've been sitting here for 5 minutes confused as chit how they got the correlation between doing housework and extracurricular bedroom activities
I think they are trying to imply that men who are ok with their wives having sex with another person are probably mentally weak, and end up doing the housework because the wife either wont, or forces them to be the one to do it. That or the bish is too wore out from all the sex to do it herself.
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post 1557787031 08-02-2018, 09:23 AM
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SPLIT roasted? Housework? Bar graphs n schit...hold on....I gotta figure this schit out

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post 1557787061 08-02-2018, 09:23 AM
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http://journals.plos.org/plosone/art...l.pone.0181198

10% of women have had a threesome, irrespective of third party gender, n = 2000+

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post 1557787081 08-02-2018, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
I think they are trying to imply that men who are ok with their wives having sex with another person are probably mentally weak, and end up doing the housework because the wife either wont, or forces them to be the one to do it. That or the bish is too wore out from all the sex to do it herself.
You clearly didn’t even look at the chart since it implies the opposite
post 1557787171 08-02-2018, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
not sure if proposition, or threat to murder me
We would have traditional tasteful missionary style sex.
post 1557787281 08-02-2018, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By velociREPtor⏩
splitroatsed? isn't it "spit roasted?"
depends who’s roasting her
post 1557787441 08-02-2018, 09:29 AM
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Okay but what percent has been spit-roasted?
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post 1557787451 08-02-2018, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
depends who’s roasting her
Ayyyyyyy lmao
post 1557787551 08-02-2018, 09:30 AM
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Yeah somehow I don't believe this.
post 1557787721 08-02-2018, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Okay but what percent has been spit-roasted?
It is SPLIT roasted because she's getting split down the middle by two cocks. Actually three if i'm involved because my dick counts as two.
post 1557787761 08-02-2018, 09:33 AM
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thats some degrading chit lmao but fuk no bruh.
be the turtle in the race.
post 1557787831 08-02-2018, 09:34 AM
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post 1557787841 08-02-2018, 09:34 AM
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post 1557788071 08-02-2018, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
I'm a retard.
Yes we know this.



I'd have thought you'd have a little more knowledge about these things with all the camwhore white knighting you do.
FL > PA
post 1557788081 08-02-2018, 09:37 AM
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post 1557788281 08-02-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
It is SPLIT roasted because she's getting split down the middle by two cocks. Actually three if i'm involved because my dick counts as two.
No this is a spit roast, both ends stuffed, you are a dumbass

post 1557788341 08-02-2018, 09:40 AM
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i thought spitroasting was that one thing where you spit on a girl and roast her with your nastiest one liners
post 1557788461 08-02-2018, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By velociREPtor⏩
splitroatsed? isn't it "spit roasted?"
yes it is but the op is slightly retarded
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post 1557788541 08-02-2018, 09:42 AM
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first I'd cheat on her with two chicks at the same time, then I'd dump her.
post 1557788581 08-02-2018, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MichaelDuong⏩
i thought spitroasting was that one thing where you spit on a girl and roast her with your nastiest one liners
It is, it's like "muffin" where you all sit around and spit on a girl in the middle and the last one to spit on her has to kiss her.

Don't know where all these miscrs are getting their info from, they're probably just husbands to splitroastees and mad about it.
post 1557788951 08-02-2018, 09:47 AM
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splitroasted?

post 1557789981 08-02-2018, 10:02 AM
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In HS senior year I had a crush on a pretty half philipino girl.
took her out on a date.
somehow she told me about a crazy night at a house party couple of weeks back.
she was dancing on a guy (grinding) she put her hand on the floor to do the on 4s grind thing. and another guy came and started grinding her face as she was on 4s.
she told me that same night she lost her virginity by getting, Eifel towered, (I guess that's what spitroast was call back then) by those two same guys.

threw $40 dollars on the table (applebees) and walkout that same moment.
post 1557790231 08-02-2018, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
Sure, after an STD test.

I'd have a few questions, though, since she's full lesbian (not bi).
She never had a dik in her?? Ever?
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All I got from this thread is that in order to increase chances of threesome with another woman I need to increase the amount of housework I do.

As far as spitroasting goes, I've done it... well sorta. Story time
I knew the girl and had smashed once. She is easily the slootiest chick I know. At a party at my best friends house, in a hot tub with her and another dude I met earlier that night. Party is winding down and she starts jerking us both off in the hot tub. Everyone is pretty much gone. Best friend comes out, tells me everyone is gone and asks me to shut off the spa when we get out. He goes inside and the other guy is almost too excited and I had to tell him to chill a bit. He was 21 I think. Anyway I take charge and tell her to take off the rest of her clothes and start sucking my cock. She complies and the other dude is just sitting there so I suggest he hits it from behind. Apparently he was so nervous he couldn't get it up. Chick stops, obviously bummed so I sit down and pull her on top of me. She was so wet that even in the spa i slid right in. We **** for about 5-10 minutes this way until she cums, and about 30 seconds later I blast my baby(less) gravy into dem sugarwalls. Wait a minute and leave, they stayed in the spa for a while, found out the next day the dude couldn't perform at all. Poor bastard, honestly feel bad for him cause the sloot knows how to suck and fuk. It is possible he was homo I guess. I would never girlfriend her up unless I wanted to be in an open relationship that involved lots of sex and threesomes, preferably with women.
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
It's true, female sexuality can be fluid. She actually did have sex with a man or two before she came out. So did I--it can be hard for many women to figure out they are gay when there's this baseline assumption that we're all straight. Plenty of gay men try sex with women before accepting their identities too.
I just let two "lesbians" stay at my place.

When talking to their friends they swore up and down they hated men, wouldn't be "dicked down" by them, etc. Meanwhile, the one had sex with me and they other kept showing me her breasts and stuff.

I had to kick them out.

Homosexuality isn't real and it's just some kind of bizarre hangup, in all cases I know of, due to abuse.

Everyone is heterosexual.
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
I just let two "lesbians" stay at my place.

When talking to their friends they swore up and down they hated men, wouldn't be "dicked down" by them, etc. Meanwhile, the one had sex with me and they other kept showing me her breasts and stuff.

I had to kick them out.

Homosexuality isn't real and it's just some kind of bizarre hangup, in all cases I know of, due to abuse.

Everyone is heterosexual.
No.

I've never been abused and either has my girlfriend.

I wouldn't trust any girls who voluntarily stayed with you to be sane or representative of the population at large. they got issues obviously.
Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
She never had a dik in her?? Ever?
No, she has, but it was like 10 years ago. I have too--I grabbed some guy right before graduating college and was like 'I want to lose my virginity' and he was like 'k' and I was like 'oh that was it? meh' and then I tried a bunch more times to make sex with dudes work but nah fam, could never take dik after that 1 time truthfully, that was it for penetrative male/female sex for me. I made out/did some other stuff with a few guys, again because I didn't realize I was gay, but never full sex (tried; would be too painful due to my lack of arousal).

Man I feel like I need to start an AMA thread, everyone here is so shocked to learn how lesbians work. MOST of us have tried sex with men ("gold star" lesbians are rare). Our culture pushes on us that women should be receptive to male advances, and because female sex drive can be not as strong or like, um, self-evident? as male, a lot of us remain confused until fairly late in life.
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
I just let two "lesbians" stay at my place.

When talking to their friends they swore up and down they hated men, wouldn't be "dicked down" by them, etc. Meanwhile, the one had sex with me and they other kept showing me her breasts and stuff.

I had to kick them out.

Homosexuality isn't real and it's just some kind of bizarre hangup, in all cases I know of, due to abuse.

Everyone is heterosexual.
Wait...Hold up. You had two bi sl00ts in your place that were down to bang you, and you kicked them out?
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Originally Posted By shesprints⏩
No.

I've never been abused and either has my girlfriend.

I wouldn't trust any girls who voluntarily stayed with you to be sane or representative of the population at large. they got issues obviously.




No, she has, but it was like 10 years ago. I have too--I grabbed some guy right before graduating college and was like 'I want to lose my virginity' and he was like 'k' and I was like 'oh that was it? meh' and then I tried a bunch more times to make sex with dudes work but nah fam, could never take dik after that 1 time truthfully, that was it for penetrative male/female sex for me. I made out/did some other stuff with a few guys, again because I didn't realize I was gay, but never full sex (tried; would be too painful due to my lack of arousal).

Man I feel like I need to start an AMA thread, everyone here is so shocked to learn how lesbians work. MOST of us have tried sex with men ("gold star" lesbians are rare). Our culture pushes on us that women should be receptive to male advances, and because female sex drive can be not as strong or like, um, self-evident? as male, a lot of us remain confused until fairly late in life.
So do you gals scissor like in that South Park episode?
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Originally Posted By FoulSmell⏩
So do you gals scissor like in that South Park episode?
LMAO so true story? I told her when we first started dating that I have a hangup about scissoring since Mr. Garrison made it stupid, so no, we do not. It's also surprisingly logistically difficult? Like it's just not that easy to make it actually... work, so I don't even know how common it is. We do other stuff, go down on each other, use toys, or grind on each other but not at the same time (again, that's harder than fukkin Jenga to make work).
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