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post 1558775161 08-14-2018, 01:15 PM
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Married brahs, I am jelly of you for only one reason srs

When you get home from a days work, you will walk into your home with it clean and having supper already made waiting for you to consume it, for the rest of your married life.

I Work with one girl who is happily married for over 15 years and she is still always saying how she needs to make sure dinner is ready on the table for her man before he comes through the door so he can enjoy and she can clean promptly after.

Imagine all the time saved boyos.
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post 1558775281 08-14-2018, 01:16 PM
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I probably do 75% of the cooking in my house, but I enjoy it.

My wife is a workhorse when it comes to cleaning the house though. She probably does 90% of the housework.
post 1558775361 08-14-2018, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
I probably do 75% of the cooking in my house, but I enjoy it.

My wife is a workhorse when it comes to cleaning the house though. She probably does 90% of the housework.
This. I cook, she cleans. Nice a.f. to go into any room of the house and it's spotless.
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post 1558775421 08-14-2018, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
I probably do 75% of the cooking in my house, but I enjoy it.

My wife is a workhorse when it comes to cleaning the house though. She probably does 90% of the housework.
Wood not marry her/10 if she doesn’t do majority of cooking, I’ll be the king of the grill, she can be queen of the stove
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post 1558775451 08-14-2018, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
When you get home from a days work, you will walk into your home with it clean and having supper already made waiting for you to consume it, for the rest of your married life.

I Work with one girl who is happily married for over 15 years and she is still always saying how she needs to make sure dinner is ready on the table for her man before he comes through the door so he can enjoy and she can clean promptly after.

Imagine all the time saved boyos.
This has basically never happened to me. But having your kids run up to you, hug you, and watching their eyes light up like you walking through the door is the best thing that ever happened to them -- that's way better than dinner.
Take it easy Christian
post 1558775811 08-14-2018, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
This has basically never happened to me. But having your kids run up to you, hug you, and watching their eyes light up like you walking through the door is the best thing that ever happened to them -- that's way better than dinner.
Wait till they hit puberty and start using smart phones. Also you can have kids without marriage. I just find women are more inclined to play that role after a ring nomsayin
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post 1558776231 08-14-2018, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
Wait till they hit puberty and start using smart phones. Also you can have kids without marriage. I just find women are more inclined to play that role after a ring nomsayin
I'm not worried about them getting older. I still have a great relationship with my parents, and my kids are awesome.

Yes, you can have kids without marriage, but why? Kids need stability. IMO, if you decide to have kids, you've already committed to 18 years (or you shouldn't have kids).

More importantly, you can also have dinner without kids. Hire a housekeeper if that's what you really want.
Take it easy Christian
post 1558776791 08-14-2018, 01:31 PM
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post 1558777081 08-14-2018, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristianMR⏩
I'm not worried about them getting older. I still have a great relationship with my parents, and my kids are awesome.

Yes, you can have kids without marriage, but why? Kids need stability. IMO, if you decide to have kids, you've already committed to 18 years (or you shouldn't have kids).

More importantly, you can also have dinner without kids. Hire a housekeeper if that's what you really want.
Ever raised teenagers before? Just pepper your angus, srs.

Why would I hire a house keeper if a wife could do it for free?
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post 1558777281 08-14-2018, 01:36 PM
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Lmao bro did you teleport back to the golden age of the 1950's? Ever since feminism, women sit on their azz and binge netflix. Ratchet girls keep their apartments looking like skid row. I have cooked and cleaned in ALL of my relationships. Modern women have no clue how to cook unless they're an immigrant, or were brought up in rural/country area where that chit is still expected. Find a sweet girl from the burbs with a divorced mom and dad? Good luck. Hope you enjoy takeout.
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post 1558777291 08-14-2018, 01:36 PM
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Wife and I are about 60/40 when it comes to dinners. I do all of the grilling, and a lot of the stews and chili. She does basically everything else.
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post 1558777371 08-14-2018, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
Ever raised teenagers before? Just pepper your angus, srs.

Why would I hire a house keeper if a wife could do it for free?
Have you raised teenagers? If not, don't be such a cynic. And even if there are 5-8 bad years (there is zero chance I'll change my opinion on my kids in their teens), there are about 60 good years.
Take it easy Christian
post 1558777381 08-14-2018, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LOLed at free

Keep it up ashin. It’s comedy gold

Also teens are awesome
Obviously not free, as the man of the home you buy the food and pay the bills.

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post 1558777521 08-14-2018, 01:38 PM
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I make my own food and she makes her own food. She does a fukk ton of laundry throughout the day cuz she works from home though.
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post 1558777731 08-14-2018, 01:41 PM
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We do our cooking together...but we have a huge kitchen so that helps.

Just lmao at people that can't comprehend what it's like to wake up next to someone every day and still be excited about that every day.
post 1558777821 08-14-2018, 01:42 PM
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My wife cleans/cooks/bakes and takes good care of our home. I do the grilling, and try to pitch in more on weekends, but she cooks the majority of the time.

Many Miscers will die without ever having an attractive woman waiting for them at home, taking care of them.
post 1558777881 08-14-2018, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
I make my own food and she makes her own food. She does a fukk ton of laundry throughout the day cuz she works from home though.
Im sure she is cleaning the sheets constantly when you are at work
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post 1558778201 08-14-2018, 01:46 PM
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I do almost all the cooking in the house. Wife cant cook well and she doesn't mind cleaning. id rather make the mess cooking than cleaning up afterwards.
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post 1558778531 08-14-2018, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
Ever raised teenagers before? Just pepper your angus, srs.

Why would I hire a house keeper if a wife could do it for free?
If your wife has a decent career her time is worth far more elsewhere. Lol at not both bringing home the bacon to afford your own life of luxury. I swear every one of these threads seems to indicate the women you guys go for are either jobless or work at subway or some chit. Just lol
post 1558778621 08-14-2018, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By NiteShade⏩
If your wife has a decent career her time is worth far more elsewhere. Lol at not both bringing home the bacon to afford your own life of luxury. I swear every one of these threads seems to indicate the women you guys go for are either jobless or work at subway or some chit. Just lol
Wife makes $75k, I'm cool with helping around the house lol.
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Originally Posted By ashin1⏩
When you get home from a days work, you will walk into your home with it clean and having supper already made waiting for you to consume it, for the rest of your married life.
They're jealous of that too


Probably 90% of married boyos do not experience this


That being said, I have never met a woman who is a better cook than I am so I would usually do the majority of the cooking in a relationship


That being said, if I was in your shoes op I would probably never marry because I couldn't risk a woman divorcing me and taking half my trailer park empire
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When I get home from work, we go to the gym together.

After that, she makes dinner while I get cleaned up.

Can confirm. Its very nice. My wife is awesome
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Originally Posted By Aristotelian⏩
We do our cooking together...but we have a huge kitchen so that helps.

Just lmao at people that can't comprehend what it's like to wake up next to someone every day and still be excited about that every day.
Repped. Seriously, it's like 80% of miscers just want to take as much from the relationship as possible while giving as little as possible.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Wife makes $75k, I'm cool with helping around the house lol.
My wife makes more than Testi. The main benefit there is that I get to make fun of Testi.
Take it easy Christian
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Originally Posted By NiteShade⏩
If your wife has a decent career her time is worth far more elsewhere. Lol at not both bringing home the bacon to afford your own life of luxury. I swear every one of these threads seems to indicate the women you guys go for are either jobless or work at subway or some chit. Just lol
Breh I make enough money to be the sole bread winner of a family if I were have one.

Taking care of the home and family is a busy enough job, no need for an extra career.
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Wife makes $75k, I'm cool with helping around the house lol.
Repped, I'm glad someone gets it lol. Mine makes $60k+ but she's also only 22 and just starting her field. Both working good jobs is the GOAT. You both have healthy things to focus on outside of your relationship while at the same time being able to enjoy your time together that much more. Making a good income is a huge stress reliever. In relationships and in life in general.
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I do this for my guy, even though I work full time and also go to the gym 5-6 days a week.

Sometimes I'm not sure if he appreciates it that much though. Those of you men who get this - how often do you tell your wife that you appreciate that she does that? Just curious.
Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Wife makes $75k, I'm cool with helping around the house lol.
I make more than that, but get to keep almost all my money because he's responsible for the finances. I do buy the groceries though because I like to grocery shop alone instead of with him - because he's always on a marathon at stores.
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Those of you men who get this - how often do you tell your wife that you appreciate that she does that? Just curious
Every night when we sit down to eat

We both work full time but me hours are significantly longer than hers in addition to a 20 min commute
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I do the majority of the cooking. Wife does the majority of the cleaning & laundry. Kids are responsible for their rooms/bathrooms, dishes and any miscellaneous cleaning that needs done.

Your family should be a team and we all help out with what's needed.

If not, what kind of father/husband/head of household are you?

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Originally Posted By NiteShade⏩
If your wife has a decent career her time is worth far more elsewhere. Lol at not both bringing home the bacon to afford your own life of luxury. I swear every one of these threads seems to indicate the women you guys go for are either jobless or work at subway or some chit. Just lol
My wife parked a $70k/yr job to stay home, it was the plan from the word 'i do'.

If you are kenneling your kids everyday and hiring someone to clean your house so mom can go be a wage slave thats pathetic peter
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