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post 1563653531 10-14-2018, 02:50 AM
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Best sloot tells

What are some of the best tells that allow you to identify with high accuracy whether a female is a whore or not?

IMO:

-Tattoos
-Dyed hair unless she is older and trying to hide the greys, especially if she dyes to an unnatural color
-Dresses "sexy" in her daily life and puts a lot of effort into her appearance
-Fake breasts, a butt lift, excessive makeup
-Likes to barhop/drink and uses drugs recreationally
-Talks about sex or inappropriately sexual related content in public and uses sexual innuendos casually with strangers/acquaintances
-Swears often IN PUBLIC
-"Likes to party"
-Likes to travel and "collect experiences"
-Passionate about govt funded birth control/abortion
-Bernie supporter
-Lots of IG selfies with her and male "friends" and it's a different "friend" every week, and any solo selfies she has emphasize her ass or breasts
-Wears heels
-Wears extremely expensive clothes (shops at Nordstrom etc) while not overtly being employed in a profession which supports that kind of wealth
-Not religious and also not a scientist
-Excessively outwardly religious without knowing details about the scripture of her own religion
-Likes to cosplay
post 1563653561 10-14-2018, 02:51 AM
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If she breathes.
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post 1563653701 10-14-2018, 02:56 AM
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If she identifies as female
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post 1563653771 10-14-2018, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
Hi op
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post 1563653801 10-14-2018, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
So how many do I have to tick before I’m a sloot wincel?
It varies. These are just signs. There may be some rare women who tick multiples but aren't whores. But I'd say if you hit 6 of those, you're definitely a hoe.
post 1563653841 10-14-2018, 02:59 AM
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If she says Hi first.
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you have never and will never have sex with a real life woman.

there are kids on this forum looking for actual advice. you are in no position to give it to them.

shut the fuk up.
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Originally Posted By wincel
It varies. These are just signs. There may be some rare women who tick multiples but aren't whores. But I'd say if you hit 6 of those, you're definitely a hoe.
I thought if any female posts on misc they’re instantly a sloot, no?
post 1563653921 10-14-2018, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Got 5.5 do I get a badge
I should fix it to say swears often IN PUBLIC. Because that's the key. Everyone swears privately or with friends. Also if you're like 400 years old then it doesn't mean you are a hoe now, but u might have been a hoe when you were younger.

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post 1563653941 10-14-2018, 03:02 AM
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Fairly comprehensive list imo, but i'd say a girl needs to hit 5 or more tells before being labelled as a sloot.

I'd also change "wear heels" to "wears massive heels".
post 1563653961 10-14-2018, 03:03 AM
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Biggest signs to me.

- penchant for social status
- fwb sloots (but really this is too easy. Anything with sex is too easy)

I try to see how they respond if youre down - a good chick will lift a guy up. Bad chicks will leave

- aggressive chicks are generally sloots in my experience. Theres also another dichotomy to this. If you see chicks responding to ultra aggression it generally means theyre more of that novel seeking type

Anyways, that encompasses a lot. Just what i look out for

Good chick imo:

Is caring
Will stick up for herself
Pick you up in down times, etc.

Idk. Its 4 am and im passing out. Will maybe add to list later
post 1563653971 10-14-2018, 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Fairly comprehensive list imo, but i'd say a girl needs to hit 5 or more tells before being labelled as a sloot.

I'd also change "wear heels" to "wears massive heels".
More like wears heels inappropriately. You know the type. Also, she does the slutty asswalk thing to draw attention to her ass.
post 1563653981 10-14-2018, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Fairly comprehensive list imo, but i'd say a girl needs to hit 5 or more tells before being labelled as a sloot.

I'd also change "wear heels" to "wears massive heels".
I'd say there are a few points that on their own should tell you to not even consider dating that woman even if she might not be a sloot.
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Oh I was a total hoe, more dik than hot dinner

Cancels out when you’re as old as me and been married as long
Once a hoe, always a hoe.
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- is an expert on sloots
- has never had sex

Pick one OP
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Originally Posted By Carnivorous9
I'd say there are a few points that on their own should tell you to not even consider dating that woman even if she might not be a sloot.
Agreed. Some points are far stronger indicators than others, but I'd still say you want to be looking out for several.

It's hard to imagine there might a woman out there with fake tits who isn't of a slooty disposition, but such a gal may exist.
post 1563654261 10-14-2018, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Swivels
Once a hoe, ALWAYS a hoe. ALWAYS. No exceptions! Maybe you don't overtly hoe any moe, but u still a hoe. Deep down. U can't unhoe.
Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Agreed. Some points are far stronger indicators than others, but I'd still say you want to be looking out for several.

It's hard to imagine that there might a woman out there with fake tits who isn't of a slooty disposition, but such a gal may exist.
That one is worth like quadruple points tbh. Some women have severe confidence issues and get them without being sloots...but yeah...
Originally Posted By Brozart
- is an expert on sloots
- has never had sex

Pick one OP
You don't have to be an expert on sloots to be able to identify the warning signs of hoes bro
post 1563654661 10-14-2018, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Well this was fun

But as husband just went out to get milk instead of coming to have rampant sex my hoe days are clearly deaded

Go have sex wincel, get it out the way ..it’s not as big a deal as you’ve built it into
u should go buy one of those ultra slutty corsets and surprise him one day when he walks in
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gotta say i get like 6/7 on your list.


i'm a dude though.
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post 1563654731 10-14-2018, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By SkinnyPhatBrah
gotta say i get like 6/7 on your list.


i'm a dude though.
I hope u didn't check Bernie supporter brah. It's ok if you wear heels and have fake tits tho.
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Oh I just thought of another one...

No tan lines. All the good girls should have tan lines right?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Did ya just give me advice on how to get laid?

I can't imagine any straight male wouldn't be happy to see his wife do that.
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these threads are fukking useless and screams misc in a nutshell

anyone who has actual life experience (so i guess 1% of the misc) knows that there's so much more going on and u need more than couple signs in real life, yeah these are good indicators on paper but that's not always the case when meeting in person

just cause she clicks some of those signs doesn't mean she a sloot, met some girls in the past that definitely seemed sloot like by misc standards only to find out the opposite... on the other hand, met girls that had very strong family values, well educated or in med, pharm, law, etc school, not many dood friends, etc... but they were the biggest sneaky sloots ive ever met... it's 2018 *******s, you think real certified sloots can't cover tracks??

and quit being so fixated on signs boyo, that will make you fall hard. you go into a girl looking for these signs, you'll be so fixated on sloot indicators that you'll miss the big picture... either you don't see these signs and think you're in the clear, only to find that she a sloot when it inevitably happens... or you see some signs and assume you already know her and fail to believe that she's not a sloot regardless of what she does...
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Originally Posted By TheGrizzlyMan
these threads are fukking useless and screams misc in a nutshell

anyone who has actual life experience (so i guess 1% of the misc) knows that there's so much more going on and u need more than couple signs in real life, yeah these are good indicators on paper but that's not always the case when meeting in person

just cause she clicks some of those signs doesn't mean she a sloot, met some girls in the past that definitely seemed sloot like by misc standards only to find out the opposite... on the other hand, met girls that had very strong family values, well educated or in med, pharm, law, etc school, not many dood friends, etc... but they were the biggest sneaky sloots ive ever met... it's 2018 *******s, you think real certified sloots can't cover tracks??

and quit being so fixated on signs boyo, that will make you fall hard. you go into a girl looking for these signs, you'll be so fixated on sloot indicators that you'll miss the big picture... either you don't see these signs and think you're in the clear, only to find that she a sloot when it inevitably happens... or you see some signs and assume you already know her and fail to believe that she's not a sloot regardless of what she does...
u make valid points
but the real sign is that if she breaths, she a hoe
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
LOL don’t worry kiddo, i was just pointing out how healthy sex is something that you can laugh about too.

I have boxes of lingerie and a handmade corset that cost the same as a second hand car
Well go put it on then and u can get laid when he gets back. Make sure u post some pics for the misc.
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If she has a vagina that's a dead give away
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