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Thread: r/tinder might be the most delusional place on earth

post 1566376631 11-16-2018, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩
lol'd

Legit spit coffee on my screen laughing at this Sherlock Holmes looking mofo
post 1566381351 11-16-2018, 08:44 AM
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We’re living in a 100 % visual era; most women are get used to watch the look and image of famous handsome guys, actors, models and good looking male celebrities. Now, you can imagine the contrast when every girl opens her Tinder profile watching all these average to below average looking dudes…

It is really hard for women to feel attraction for these guys just by watching their profiles, but IRL all these guys could have great chances even with beautiful girls though. They’re not bad looking dudes, but women want to see a specific type of guy on Tinder.
post 1566381671 11-16-2018, 08:48 AM
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All I see here is new trolling avis. Who has the best game? Download tinder.. attach one of these pics and lets see who can get matches and dates
post 1566382241 11-16-2018, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By bobthebuilder7⏩
Cant stand when people use emojis in text.
brb i love listening to music (music emoji)
brb i love traveling (airplane emoji)
Then whats the point of having emojis if we cannot use them? think about that for a moment
post 1566382331 11-16-2018, 08:57 AM
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I'm not really about kicking people while they're down....

But good God those *******s are hopelessly doomed to be virgins for life. I'd be embarrassed to be around those guys.
post 1566382781 11-16-2018, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

Aesthetics make a huge difference in perception.

Those sloots are thirsty as fuuk.
post 1566382791 11-16-2018, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
1-Be attractive

2-Don't be bald or balding:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ipe-right.html
You can do bald if you do it the right way.

I honestly broke all the "rules." All I did was posted 3 mirror selfies (yes, mirror selfies) and my profile just said "Princess, is that you?" LOL I got lots of matches. When you are in the top 20%, chit is just different.
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post 1566383521 11-16-2018, 09:10 AM
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Lol these are hilarious. The autism honestly hurts lmao.
post 1566383801 11-16-2018, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

This dude he call them egotistic and narcissists, and they’re all of them in...

Is this real or fake?
post 1566384431 11-16-2018, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
1-Be attractive

2-Don't be bald or balding:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ipe-right.html
I am bald and I have a **** ton of matches/smashes off tinder

All about the face/bodyfat boyo
post 1566384531 11-16-2018, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
I mean, they're not ugly. They just look like they'd be painfully awkward to be around IRL.
If I was on Tinder I'd swipe right on 1 or 2. TBH they look weak AF.
post 1566385621 11-16-2018, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

halo effect.


for the reddit guys, don't want to call out any one of them, but you don't need to be extremely good looking to get girls, but you do need to be masculine. i don't think the word "masculine" comes to mind to anyone when looking at any of those pics. also weight, clothing, and style (hair, glasses/no glasses) could go a long way
post 1566386091 11-16-2018, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩
lol'd

Senor Holmes
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
post 1566386101 11-16-2018, 09:36 AM
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As toxic and soy filled Reddit is, some of those subs, especially r/Tinder, is full of cringey lols and good for a laugh
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post 1566386161 11-16-2018, 09:36 AM
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this was my tinder pic like a year ago and my buddy did it too and we were in a group

swear used to get so many girls dying laughing, one group of chicks was like "we need 9 inches"

so i responded "combined?"

lmao

post 1566386281 11-16-2018, 09:37 AM
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Ouch it hurts. How do these guys not automatically wise up after 5 minutes on tinder?
post 1566387871 11-16-2018, 09:52 AM
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I like the part where Misc tries to pin this on reddit, when Miscers are too terrified to meet people in person and are forever mewling about"you don't know what dating is like in 2018 baaawwwww"


Tinder is garbage, welcome to reality. Go outside.
post 1566388091 11-16-2018, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
And they're all much taller than me. Newsflash misc: Height means jack chit if you don't have the frame and face to go with it.
I never understood why having a "tall" guy was so important to so many women.
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post 1566388331 11-16-2018, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩
lol'd

Sherlock Hombre
post 1566388591 11-16-2018, 09:59 AM
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Every time I ever post on reddit I keep in mind the photos I've seen of most redditors. Dating advice, stories, etc. all make me lol because if you look at them from the prospective of the writer being ugly or inexperienced and pretending to know what they're talking about it changes everything completely. Huge amount of cucks on there that can't conceive of a worldview beyond modern cuck Western liberalism and idealism
post 1566391821 11-16-2018, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
I never understood why having a "tall" guy was so important to so many women.
It's an instinctual thing to feel protected and feminine.

And yes, these are the same "strong independent women" that have these preferences.
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post 1566394311 11-16-2018, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Luc1fer⏩
It's an instinctual thing to feel protected and feminine.

And yes, these are the same "strong independent women" that have these preferences.
it is crazy to think how cave-like tendencies are still existing. Perhaps in 1,000 years the taller thing might disappear for something else.
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post 1566395441 11-16-2018, 11:11 AM
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oh lawd, is height a requirement on tinder profiles? No wonder these guys are miserable.
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post 1566396391 11-16-2018, 11:22 AM
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post 1566396431 11-16-2018, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Lightsoft⏩
it is crazy to think how cave-like tendencies are still existing. Perhaps in 1,000 years the taller thing might disappear for something else.
The opposite. Desirable traits get hyper amplified when females have infinite choice. In 2000 years, manlets will be extinct, bald genes will disappear, most dudes will be genetically muscular with low bf, and all have 10" schlongs ded srs.

Meanwhile, females will be much less changed since almost all are already genetically desirable.

Source: attended an academic talk on evolutionary prediction
post 1566396601 11-16-2018, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By SpeedMan1⏩
Then whats the point of having emojis if we cannot use them? think about that for a moment
what's the point of having a but plug if you aren't gonna use it? think about that for a moment

there was a profile I saw with a guy who was bald and I thought what's this old*** doing here and then I saw his age: 26 fuking years old. Then it hit me like a truck how much hair can make a difference lmao
post 1566396791 11-16-2018, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Lightsoft⏩
it is crazy to think how cave-like tendencies are still existing. Perhaps in 1,000 years the taller thing might disappear for something else.
not happening. lol at "cave like" tendencies. These sorts of things are deeply coded into DNA, to find the best mate and keep improving the species.
post 1566396931 11-16-2018, 11:28 AM
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The cringe is palpable.

The problem with these dudes is they think if they're excessively """genuine""", have a quirky/memey bio, and take varied pics, women will be more likely to swipe on them. Problem is women can afford to be EXTREMELY selective on dating apps because dudes are thirsty and swipe right on almost anything. So they're not going to go for average looking dudes if they don't have to, especially when their intent is to hookup and not date.

Instead of obsessing over a 500-character bio or w/e, these dudes need to get fit and get well-groomed. That's it. Personality is great for the real world, but on a dating app it's primarily looks that get matches.

I mean look how greasy so many of these dudes look. Fix that before getting your f*cking profile "reviewed".
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post 1566396991 11-16-2018, 11:29 AM
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You guys do realize that the "How would I describe myself" line is from the goat series "The Office", right?
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Originally Posted By WZBRAH⏩
Senor Holmes
Originally Posted By BeardofZoos⏩
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