r/tinder might be the most delusional place on earth

11-15-2018, 11:46 PM

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#91

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1000s of redditors asking why they can't get matches. Thinking their photos or bio maters. Following aspie rules like one group photo, one photo with pet, one photo to show height, no selfies, no shirtless photos. They also think the order of the photos matter.

average redditors tinder profiles

https://imgur.com/a/KwegRLP
https://imgur.com/a/bOgrole
https://imgur.com/a/KZ9qKyF
https://imgur.com/a/Nd8ql

some more
https://imgur.com/a/eHTkfwc
https://imgur.com/gallery/ctEof1w
https://imgur.com/a/lpSL8FN

https://imgur.com/a/xnZM0JZ

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11-15-2018, 11:48 PM

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#92

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Originally Posted By powerpal⏩

https://imgur.com/a/kz9qkyf

who would swipe right to that???

FKIN LOL

11-15-2018, 11:48 PM

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#93

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just looked it up, just a bunch of memes/convos

S/B/D/OHP: 405/265/495/180

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11-15-2018, 11:51 PM

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#94

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so even above misc? dang.

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11-15-2018, 11:53 PM

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#95

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Fkin lol
I went on there posted my Dtf openers and convos

All called me fake

11-15-2018, 11:53 PM

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#96

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never making a tinder.

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11-15-2018, 11:55 PM

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#97

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Tinder is for Chads only, ***Timothy's stay out**

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11-15-2018, 11:56 PM

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#98

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Originally Posted By deathmetal1992⏩

Fkin lol
I went on there posted my Dtf openers and convos

All called me fake

Pics? No homer simpson

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11-15-2018, 11:58 PM

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#99

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Originally Posted By WorldClassDBag⏩

just looked it up, just a bunch of memes/convos

memes is how they cope. posting convos with girls they'll never hookup with for internet points. I think they use tinder just to talk to girls, not get laid srs

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11-16-2018, 12:05 AM

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#100

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What's wrong with the last one

11-16-2018, 12:08 AM

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#101

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Cant stand when people use emojis in text.
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11-16-2018, 12:08 AM

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#102

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Their highest rules

1: be attractive
2: do be unattractive

Sounds fair

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11-16-2018, 12:09 AM

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#103

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LOL @ the manlet including his height measurements in a photo.

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11-16-2018, 12:10 AM

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#104

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turbo manlet trying his luck on tinder
https://imgur.com/a/CLLONd5

"just go on tinder bro, it's how everyone is getting laid these days"
https://imgur.com/a/dBnY5ao

see sig

11-16-2018, 12:10 AM

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#105

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Originally Posted By matt3635⏩

What's wrong with the last one

11-16-2018, 12:11 AM

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#106

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And they're all much taller than me. Newsflash misc: Height means jack chit if you don't have the frame and face to go with it.

𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖆 𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖈𝕶, 𝖓𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

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11-16-2018, 12:13 AM

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#107

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Originally Posted By JaegerBrah⏩

LOL @ the manlet including his height measurements in a photo.

****ing dead

11-16-2018, 12:16 AM

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#108

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suddenly i dont feel so ugly anymore

11-16-2018, 12:18 AM

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#109

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Alpha male

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11-16-2018, 12:20 AM

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#110

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If I were a female I wouldn't even swipe right on them. Just saying they look beta as fuk. But I'm sure they can pull good numbers irl

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11-16-2018, 12:24 AM

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#111

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The amount of bluepill is hilarious.

The guy emphasizing his 5'6 height lmao. Made me laugh so hard. Great thread.

11-16-2018, 12:24 AM

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#112

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just lol @ tinder

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11-16-2018, 12:26 AM

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#113

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lol'd

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11-16-2018, 12:27 AM

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#114

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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩

lol'd

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11-16-2018, 12:30 AM

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#115

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Originally Posted By catstrat⏩

Howv the **** did he find four midget girls to stand next to....wtf is this convention for ants ?

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11-16-2018, 12:31 AM

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#116

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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩

turbo manlet trying his luck on tinder
https://imgur.com/a/CLLONd5

"How many animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we figured out horses were cool with it?".

Poor manlet. Dumbest fukking bio I have ever read.

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11-16-2018, 12:33 AM

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#117

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definitely not slaying hbb's.. but i wonder if they hit on any of the girls they'd be specifically attracted to

like once in a blue moon match, but its a stronger match because of it